What was his name again?

What was his name again?

Stanley

his other name

Stanley Kirk Burrell.

Is that a JoJo reference?

Candlebla

Alexander Hamilton

Hammerman waifu thread.

and there it is, the only waifu material in this abomination.

Black Okuyasu

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HAMMERMAN
HAMMER
HAMMERMAN

I remember watching this for the first two Saturdays it came on as a kid and then avoiding it thereafter. I didn't even understand at that age that cartoons could be... not good. I just knew I wanted to watch other things more.

Enrico Pucci

I doubt there is any porn of them

Mallethim

Ember McLaine

Enrico BoiPucci

It's Goldtooth's cousin, Whitetooth!

Has anyone ever watched this show beyond the opening theme?

I was born in 1987. I can honestly say that I never knew there was an MC Hammer cartoon until about three years ago, when I saw the theme song.

Christ, I remember the cartoon about Wayne Gretsky, Michael Jordon, and Bo Jackson. Nothing about it, but I know that I saw it at some point. But MC Hammer's cartoon is something I'm still amazed to realize existed.

You mean ProStars.

I said I remembered nothing about it. I think they all wore generic white and black jerseys, but (if that's even true) that's it.

Well, you're correct about that.

Eric Brooks

C Moon

Some motherfucker's always tryin' ta ice-skate uphill.

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CUDGEL GUY! CUDGEL!
CUDGEL GUY! CUDGEL!

I knew this cartoon had shit animation, but I loved it anyway.

>jumps into magical, talking shoes w/eyes
>transforms into dancing lyricist
>james brown is your mentor

damn. i miss this show.

Moonman

HAMMERMAN
HAMMER
HAMMERMAN
HAMMER

NOW HERE'S HOW IT STARTED, A LONG TIME AGO. THE LEGEND OF THE HAMMER, & HOW IT BEGAN TO GROW.

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