Brit/pol/ - Tomorrow's papers edition

>Today's Papers 7/9/16
sli.mg/a/G2BtS7

>Jeremy Corbyn says UK should reject key aspects of single market after Brexit
theguardian.com/politics/2016/sep/07/jeremy-corbyn-says-uk-should-reject-key-aspects-of-single-market-after-brexit

>New grammar schools are needed to stop rich families dominating best state schools through 'selection by house price', says Theresa May
telegraph.co.uk/education/2016/09/07/new-grammar-schools-are-needed-to-stop-rich-families-dominating/

>UK will lead world in free trade, says Theresa May
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37291832

>Britain to build the Great Wall of Calais
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3776897/

>Brexit offers Britain a 'tremendous opportunity', Australian minister says
standard.co.uk/news/politics/brexit-offers-britain-a-tremendous-opportunity-australian-minister-says-a3337781.html

>Calais refugees in race from Jungle to Britain before camp is bulldozed
express.co.uk/news/world/707920/Calais-refugees-race-Jungle-Britain-camp-bulldozed-world-news

>EU nationals living in UK 'cannot be identified'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37291830

>UK to explore free trade deal with Australia
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37291832

>6 days until the new fiver
thenewfiver.co.uk/

>Question Time on Thursday at 21:00
bbc.co.uk/programmes/b006t1q9

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joemonster.org/art/26366
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37294187
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youtu.be/D-x0euv06nk

Remember the fallen

I don't want to go first

whew

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nth for build the Wall

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>tfw you live in the welsh valleys
where should I move lads, nowhere with pakis

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Was in London for the last two days lads. Visited a few of the museums while there. It's a nice place if it wasn't for all the foreigners.

yummy

>it's another 'choke down dogpiss rum until it's 6am and you're alternating Bolt Thrower songs and documentaries about Hitler' episode

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Speccie's covers are great

This is still my desktop background

>nowhere with pakis
think that leaves Norn, cornwall and cumbria

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>French

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quintessentially

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>It's a nice place if it wasn't for all the foreigners.

That goes for the entire Western world

The Manx one always gets me.

what does Brit/pol/ think of him?

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Why don't they fuck off back to Algeria or whatever bongo country they came from?

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Was this you lad?

ruined football

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This is mine

mind the get

Anyone remember a tv show from like 15-20 years ago with a police woman riding a bike in the intro? Probably on CBBC but not sure. Maybe something to do with a badger but not Bodger and Badger

>why sex can keep women alive

Well, obviously as long as they do what I say, I don't hurt them.

>Reminder that the sun never sets to this day

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Will we annex out claimed land in Antarctica properly when the Antarctic treaty expires?

>french

Forgot the list!
Overseas territories:
1. Bermuda
2. Cayman Islands
3. Turks and Caicos Islands
4. British Virgin Islands
5. Anguilla
6. Montserrat
7. Pitcairn, Henderson, Ducie and Oeno Islands
8. Falkland Islands
9. British Antarctic Territory
10. South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islands
11. St Helena, Ascension and Tristan da Cunha (including Gough Island Dependency)
12. British Indian Ocean Territory
13. Gibraltar
14. Sovereign Base Areas, Akrotiri and Dhekelia (on Cyprus)
Crown dependencies:
15. Isle of Man
16. Bailiwick of Guernsey
17. Bailiwick of Jersey

We should've helped them

The British Empire shall rise again.

(also trump will win)

>house prices rising is good

REEEE
FUCKING BOOMERS
I WANT TO OWN A HOME YOU CUNTS

That edge lord literlay did nothing. All of you edge lords did nothing. WE NEED A HABBENING GO BURN DOWN A CAMP!

Right wing death squads by 2020

THEY JUST CONFIRMED THE CALAIS WALL

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Get a job then you lazy pot smoking millennial

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faggot

>fucking leaves

Fuck off boomer. Move to Spain and live off your rent, you scum. Get out.

So what I take from this is that Hillary will rig the elections and win. That'll then trigger some sort of uprising which will then result in a victory for Trump.

Just found a massive spider moult in my toilet what do?

Eat it.

Last one, lads.

admire its purity

>NADIYA HUSSAIN

LITERALLY THE FIRST """"""BRITISH""""""" WOMAN TO EVER MAKE CAKES ON TELLY, AM I RITE

NO I'M NOT MAD

This was literally prophesied.

>be england
>get your shit knocked in by NI every results day
>still don't accept grammar schools are superior

Getting pretty tired of seeing that raghead everywhere desu, I'm not convinced the nation is so "smitten" with her as the media would like

>May's opinions
PMs are now officially pawns for Brexit agenda and will be reprimanded for not following orders

>they're racist and prejudiced because they recognize that as humans we are different
>but wealthy discrimination is okay!

may has more balls than any tory pm for decades

Anglos are banter masters the world over.

youtube.com/watch?v=cwfWSX0FYlI

what flag is that?

Civil Ensign.

It's the Red Ensign, flown by the Merchant Navy.

It's the red ensign, used by civilian ships

See them on the back of most boats on the Thames where I am

How is the grammar school 'us and them' divide any worse than the the 'us and them' divide with private schools?

>Guardian
>Take Seriously

Pick one

>"Hate crime rise"

Wasn't that proven to be just a 57% rise in reporting through a specific thing, mostly by Remoaners who had their feefees hurt or were triggered by Farage?

Came across it in a Google search a while back. There was a period for a while when he was an internet meme because of his derring-do deeds. Think it might have been from here:

joemonster.org/art/26366

Why are salty remainiacs on normiebook and twatter shitting themselves so much over the prospect of a trade deal with Australia in a few years? Here's a few 'arguments' I keep seeing

>B-but their economy is smaller than the whole of the common market!!!

Still a decent sized economy and it's not the only trade deal were going to sign, every little adds up to more than the common market

>B-but we hardly trade with them

maybe because the EU is insanely protectionist especially in areas such as agriculture with high subsidies and tariffs - once the trade barriers are removed we're gonna trade with them more

>B-but the eu is working on a trade deal with them

Will probably never get finished, cameron used to mention this a lot years ago but it was regularly vetoed by Italy because they didn't want their farming industry to have the competition

Are grammar school different in England or something? Over here all you do is a test if you pass you go to a grammar school if not you go to a secondary school. Not sure what the big deal is about tbqhwym8.

same but powerwolf and i sing in the kitchen while cooking eggs and bacon

Of these three posts:
I'm going to have to crown:
As the best. Congratulations lad, you did it.

To the others however: maybe next time?

Yes but the paper you refer to is The Gruaniad

Yes, but let's not that get in the way of the need for British people to be racist proto-Nazis and for Brexiteers to be Brownshirt equivalents

If Stone Henge isn't West Country, then there is no West Country.

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37294187
>Work is expected to start this month, with the wall due to be finished by the end of the year.
It's actually fucking happening lads. We're gonna have a wall before America

>thinks anybody cares what an anime poster thinks.

French should just let us annex Calais and deport the migrants

I don't give a fuck if 'hate crimes' have risen. People saw Rotherham and all the other town and shrugged their shoulders, I could not give a fuck less if they're 'so scared like literally shaking omg' now.

It's not fair if thickos don't get to drag down smarter children because it might hurt their feelings

TBF, Norn Iron has less immigrants and descendents of immigrants than we do.

>House prices going up is good

I need to invest in real estate.

Saved.

Thanks, I knew you were a cute anime girl so I was vying for your approval :^)

>Doesn't know a common flag
>Asks
>Gets answers from people who know flag and have good common knowledge
>Decides to criticise 2 of them.

Also,

>Catholic schools

Praising Jesus increases academic success.

Yeah, for much the same reason as Somalia does now; it was a fucking war-zone less than 20 years ago. People immigrate to get away from that.

WEST COUNTRY