One year after the death of Richmond Valentine, Gary "Eggsy" Unwin (Taron Egerton) has become an accomplished member of the Kingsmen organization under the codename "Galahad" and is in a relationship with Princess Tilde (Hanna Alstrom). Eggsy is attacked by his former rival, cyborg Charlie Haskett (Edward Holcroft), and while he is distracted, Kingsmen headquarters is destroyed in an air strike, killing all agents, including Eggsy's best friend Roxy Morton (Sophie Cookson).
Eggsy and his weaponsmith Merlin (Mark Strong) travel to Kentucky to ask their American counterparts, the Statesmen, for help. Director Champagne (Jeff Bridges) reveals that the Golden Circle, a powerful drug carter led by Poppy Adams (Julianne Moore), is responsible for the attacks and assigns Agent Tequila (Channing Tatum) to help, but he and several others are infected by a toxin that Poppy has laced all of her drugs with to force the President (Bruce Greenwood) to grant her immunity. The President instead uses it as an opportunity to wipe out all drug users and refuses to comply.
Eggsy seduces Charlie's girlfriend Clara (Poppy Delevigne) to learn his location, strainin his relationship with Princess Tilde, who ends up being infected as well. Agent Whiskey (Pedro Pascal) is sent to help Eggsy retrieve the antidote from Poppy's research laboratory, and Eggsy also learns that the Statesmen have rescued his mentor Harry Hart (Colin Firth), who survived his apparently fatal gunshot wound but was rendered amnesiac. Eggsy restores his memories and Hart joins the mission.
Hart deduces that Whiskey is a traitor after he "accidentally" destroys the antidote and shoots him before leading Eggsy and Merlin on an assault on Poppy's headquarters, Poppyland. Merlin sacrifices himself to save Eggsy, Eggsy kills Charlie, and after being infected, Poppy directs Eggsy and Hart to a fleet of drones programmed to administer the antidote on a global scale. Whiskey returns and attemps to stop them, wanting revenge on all drug users for the death of his wife, but is ultimately killed and the world is saved.
The President is impeached, Champagne decides to revive the Kingsmen and sends Tequila to join them, Statesman technician Ginger Ale (Halle Berry) becomes the new Whiskey, and Eggsy returns the title of "Galahad" to Hart in order to retire and marry Princess Tilde.
Jaxson Walker
>A far-fetched plot
At least they're honest.
Parker Bennett
Why do we need spoilers user?
I've already seen it. It's out.
William James
>killing off Roxy and the Kingsman in the beginning of the movie
DROPPED
Chase Collins
member when Matt Vaughn looked a decent director
John Reed
This flick is garbage. Not even "bad", actual garbage.
This. They fucked her over for no fucking reason at all.
Also, from all the reviews it looks like the movie is hot garbage, completely abandoning all the stuff that made first one good. Who the fuck wrote this shit? Fucking one trick pony. Hope the franchise dies.
Hudson Gray
>from all the reviews it looks like the movie is hot garbage just go watch the movie. It's as entertaining as the first one. Just drop the origin story and training parts.
Cameron Rodriguez
Actually, this is one of the few movies that Matthew Vaughn didn't co-write with Jane Goldman. That's being singled out as a reason why it's not as good.
Leo Martin
Is this the first forgettable movie by ourdirector>
Aiden Wood
>all those negative reviews Disney really won this. I'm genuinely disgusted.
Gavin Ramirez
Even Daniel Craig Bond movies are better than this wank.
Luis Perry
It was more entertaining than First class, so no.
Eli Turner
shill pls
Zachary Turner
sheep pls
Charles Cruz
Does halle berry have a sex scene?
Jaxson Young
>more entertaining than first class
Joshua Baker
No way I'm paying to watch this user. At the very least I'll pirate it. Doesn't surprise me.
Dylan Sanders
Shill harder
Colton Watson
watch the movie first then apologize. I'll wait.
Brody Howard
>Sup Forums hates Kingsman The fuck?
Jonathan Young
sheep harder
Jaxon Richardson
seems like only the sequel is getting backlash.
Nicholas Smith
>2017 >Sup Forums still trusts RT Yea, Awesome stuff.
Brandon Nelson
Kingsman is made for 5 year olds
It appeals to the Reddit Rick 'n Morty crowd who conflate adulthood with gratuitous violence and obscenity, when that's basically just the child's interpretation of adulthood. If you want to seem smart to the manchildren of this day and age you just have to be ironic, if you want to be adult you have to be obscene and if you want to be smart you have to be condescending.
Fuck this shit.
Henry Richardson
You're an idiot
Kayden Thomas
they killed off /ourgrill/ so yeah, we hate the sequel
Cooper White
he's right though
only a true manchild could watch some tripe like this and feel the need to praise it rather than seeing it for what it is childish garbage
Tyler Taylor
Samefag
Juan Morgan
This sounds terrible. I don't think they had a fucking clue why the first movie was somewhat enjoyable. Just got completely fucking lucky.
The fact that they were prominently advertising Harry as being alive at all was already 50 red flags all at once, but holy hell.
Liam James
It has always been hated in here. It's considered one of the most reddit movies ever.
Ayden Russell
pretty much the gotg2 syndrome. Except golden circle is never boring.
Ended up seing this and the music ruins the entire thing. It's like watching team america except without self awareness
Lucas Gray
wtf? get some taste, music was on point, pleb.
Kayden Jenkins
Elton john is great tho
Liam Gonzalez
Just got back from seeing this, it was a solid 6/10
James Diaz
the lead guy is such a faggot that it doesn't matter anyway.
Levi Brown
>reddit >Rick and morty
See, now these are two very simple ways to tell if a poster has no argument.
Jack Roberts
DUDE METHHEADS ARE INNOCENT LMAO
Parker Miller
just got back from the screening (Israel) I really enjoyed the movie, just what I expected it to be, fun and over the top.
Gavin Clark
What's wrong with Reddit? It's literally Sup Forums: the site
Jackson Rogers
>he doesn't like my thing! Maybe if I just say 'no ur wrong' he'll go away!
Chase Ortiz
I did, you're still retarded
Isaac Peterson
Ditto on everthing akhinu Happy New Year
Guess ahi is the best translation they could do for bruv, bruv
Chase Morgan
Seeing it tonight. I feel like a lot of the negative reviews take issue with the misogyny, caricatures, and overall irreverent vibe. As if they expected anything else than puerile humor. Maybe it will suck in directing and pacing,too, but what I've read seems to be less about the movie than how upset the movie's disregard for sensitive topics makes them. We'll see.
Adam Bell
The left is triggered at the usual things like muh nekkid ladies and violence. Cross/pol/sters are triggered because they feel like President Jackass was a ript at the Don. Some people just can't disconnect entertainment from politics.
Benjamin Ortiz
Saw it today at IMAX.
It's fine. The unnecessary fanservice (3 FUCKING FREE BIRD FIGHT SCENES) and some dumb plot devices aside, it's more of the same. The baddies were kinda boring too. Good performance from Edgerton, Colin Firth was kinda useless and boring, Mark Strong was just his usual, which is good. Jokes fell mostly flat, but the ones that did not had something to do with Strong's delivery.
Not a bad sequel, not a good one either. It's fine.
