/sug/ - Steven Universe General

Cucked So Hard Edition

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Here we go.

The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms
When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
So I hung my head, and I cried.

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away.

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THROUGH THE FIRE AND THE FLAMES

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>CN Holiday Promo
>Amethyst's head-sized box
>"and there's a prize inside!"
If they make a Se7en reference I will shit myself.

Piol.

If you could fuse with a single gem, who would it be and why?

Pierl likes ASS

lapiven
endgame

Trudeau.

>Post YFW the Zuke got juked

leggy is probably safe right

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Words cannot describe how happy I am

Jasper, if it weren't for the STDs.

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I wonder if you could wrap your gem in a latex balloon, fuse successfully, and not get corrupted...

garnet.
two for one special.
your move, chump.

are we going on hiatus after this episode?

Anyone have that image of greg cumming on a bunch of gems?

Like he's cumming on literal rocks not the characters

I think so. Back to /trash/ in two weeks.

Sapphire because of the fact she has a very broken skill set that is very exploitable.

One gets shattered for breaking the rules and picking a fusion.
You are now stuck with Ruby.

Pearl
I'm a tall lanklet, she's a tall lanklet, together our lankiness would surpass all other lanklets.

Agreed, I'd select Sapphire as well.

Actually i'll just take that one thank you.

Wise move.

What do you want pink diamond to look like, /sug/ ?

post yfw

I like Nyong's rendition, but I'm sure they'll ruin her like they did with Yellow Diamond.

Why don't they just send Greg to Homeworld?

Does it have to be from that pic you posted? Because they're all pretty bad.

The one in the middle is the least retarded, I guess.

No, i'm just stealing since you were gonna shatter her.
That guy fucked himself by picking Garnet.

Cold and calculating

No it doesn't have to be from that pic. Any pink diamond design goes.

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Does anyone have a source on Zuke quitting? Or are you all just memeing?

kys

There was a video up earlier so that much is true. Don't know about where all the screenshots are coming from though.

>receding hairline

this has been posted at least a thousand times but here you go.

now please off yourself.

It's pure memery. Nobody has anything that isn't pure conjecture and hearsay.

Through Miraculous Universal Debugging, you are now stuck with two very cranky Sapphires that are only capable of saying "Hephaestus".

Which gem would you succ

Which gem would you let succ

Lapis
Pearl

No he isn't. Not by far.

>Giving me more
Don't let this turn into a creation defeats the creator now.

>gems are just townies on the beach

>no sauce
FACETIOUS AND HOMOSEXUAL

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Can someone fill me in on the latest Zuke drama?

Peri
Lapis or Amy

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Sugar wouldn't make Lapidot canon so Zuke called her hitler and quit.

Lapis
Lapis

I always have a card up my sleeve.
I forgot to mention that one of the Sapphires is extremely sexually attracted to Orson Welles, while the other has six legs, one of which ends in a terrible club foot.

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Thanks. What was abusive about her job? Did Rebecca go around whipping people to get them to work?

>implying I don't complain about Steven too

I don't think you realize who you're dealing with.

but you never see her legs ever, as far as we know, that skirt is her legs.

daily reminder that Rose is evil and Steven is a weapon

>Zuke wanted Lapis and Peridot to fuck onscreen
>Becky told her to fuck off
>Zuke threw a tantrum and called Becky an abusive narcissist on her private blog
>Some user found her private blog
>Word spread to the normies
>Zuke deleted her blog, confirming that it was totally hers
>Some nigger who makes Steven Universe """""theory""""" videos made a video where he blatantly lied and left stuff out despite lurking here
>All of the ledditors and tumblrfags now think she quit because of Amedot shippers harassing her
Did I miss anything?

The "abusive" thing was that Rebecca wasn't letting everyone do what they wanted with her show. SU is like her baby, she's the show runner. Zuke apparently took offence to that.

user go to bed.

When was this pasta first made? Right after the extended intro came out?

/FREAKS/ COME OUT AT NIGHT

I'm afraid to say: while she MAY have six legs, she only has two vagánias.

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She's a perfectionist and wants her show to not be terrible, so she rejected Zuke's ideas of how Lapidot should totally be canon and the two of them should be perfect, healthy, gay babies.
She's also a workaholic and Zuke was too autistic to speak up and say that she's not a workaholic.

kek

You left out how amazing it would be to have lapidot fuck on screen.

I missed you Bombadil user. Where have you been?

>peridot can't even shapeshift
>lapis will probably have some kind of ptsd attack in the middle of it
It'd be like watching a pair of mannequins trying to fuck. No thanks.

You missed the part where people wouldn't shut up about it for threads on end, leading to a massive decline in the already pisspoor quality standard of posts

Three gems and a babe looks like it's going to be a really cute episode.

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Oh yeah.
>People wouldn't shut up about it for threads on end, leading to a massive decline in the already pisspoor quality standard of posts

Do you think this show sucks?
Is so, then why?

>Lapis is disinterested in sex
>Peridot can't even shift the appropriate organs
>instead of giving up, Peridot concentrates all her efforts of giving Lapis pleasure
>Lapis becomes an oral sex addict because it makes her feel fucking good for once in her miserable life
>nobody sees either of them for the rest of the series because Lapis has her legs constantly wrapped around Peridot's head

It's wasting all it's potential with useless throwaway episodes.

It looks like it's going to have some major Pearl salt, as per usual.

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Too much SJW politics, not enough Steven getting the bits.

>Peri doesn't need to shapeshift pic related
>also metal powers
>Lapis has control issues and will most likely top

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Pre-Rose's Scabbard Pearl salt is the best Pearl salt.

Too much filler, too many hiatuses.
One of those things is okay, but having both of them makes the pacing unbearably slow.

Not enough giant women.

> blatantly lied
> lurk

Nigga I live here, and I didn't lie, I just wanted to focus on only the fanbase's contribution to Zuke leaving, I even said in the video that wasn't the only factor to Zuke leaving. Regardless the video achieved the opposite of what I intended, so it's gone now.

Wasting potential by focusing too much on mundane things when the meat of the show, the gems, is thrown to the wayside. Then there's the tumor that is Zuke's lapidot, which has butchered two characters that really ought to be more interesting. It takes too long to get plot going and when it does it's often resolved too quickly and too easily. Good buildup, shit payoff. Nothing feels urgent. These characters are doing nothing of importance. There is currently no conflict spurring on development and interactions. Scheduling issues and constant hiatuses are killing this show on top of that.
I want to love this show, so badly. There's a great show underneath all this, it just needs to cast off a lot of unnecessary fat.

Man I only semirecently got into su, but I can't even imagine having fucking townie episodes be the "new" episode, having to wait forever for a real episode

This. I can understand the downtime in action is because of the shit that's gone down "recently" from Steven's perspective that's causing his PTSD, but because of the hiatuses it doesn't feel recent to the viewer at all.

Sauce your Zuke drama or it didn't happen.

It seems like 80% of the plot is focused in like 30 episodes. That's almost 1/4 of the show, everything else is mostly filler. Now, this wouldn't be an issue normally for a kid's cartoon, but I've really gotten invested in it and it's just a shame to see it go downhill.