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>tfw a raven flying thousands of miles south + a dragon the other way takes less than a day
D&D, folks

>Rhaegar fucking annulled a royal marriage with children

I wonder, in the show this is what happens but it's not like there's no precedent for a Targaryen to hold two wives.

DABID doesn't want to taint the Targaryen restoration by putting up their polygamy

The Tarlys deserved execution

>... he said while Jon plows his aunt in the background

just stopping in to say GoT is pleb trash for normies

Hadn't it been previously established that a dragon can be too tired to fly at a certain point anyway? what was the distance between Meereen and that point in the Dothraki sea where Dragon just wanted Dany to fuck off and let him sleep?

You're right, Rick and Morty is far superior

According to Books, less than Dragonstone/Eastwatch
According to show, they prolly already forgot

I find it weird that they show the Eyrie on the mountain, could've used the Rock instead since the entire mountain is the castle

Can't have Rhaegar and Lyanna be in love and get married if Lyanna will only be wife number 2, it's not romantic

Why is he so perfect /got/?

yup, maybe that's to give a scale of how high yo would fall from their cells/te moon door?

Why the fuck does nobody goes though the Volantis/Meeren Dragonroad?

>books
lmao

Haven't you ever read The Neverending Story? dragons sleep in the air and fly

aaggghhh...

But Dany has wyverns not dragons

Don't be autistic

Reminder that this is how Bobby ended up picturing that Lyanna looked like

This fucker comes up to you and seals you inside your castle and then floods it
what do you do

The only power the Seven have is the power of mass simultaneous illegal immigration

Joke's on him, the Eyrie is my castle

>implying you wouldn't

Too late

>implying he doesnt have 2 good men dual wielding buckets

>warg into his lions
>teleport behind his back
>nothing per se null kiddo
>whack him on the head with my talons

>open the moon door and sky cells
>all of the water is now out of the castle

Queen

>seals you inside
that means all entrances and exits you dip

Lannisters dont actually have lions as pets

I took that as him having growing pains. He ate a shit ton & knew he was about to have a growth spurt, so he wanted her to fuck off so he can rest while it happens. When he finally came back for him he was full grown. But I agree with you about Dragons not being 24/7 taxi cabs

Dany doing Muslim finger is a nice tough

What will Sansa's role be next season?

Complain about Jon and Dany

>no head cover
delete this

So /ourgirl/?

Take one of the dozen secret tunnels I've dug out because I'm a paranoid nut, sneak out with my family a mile away with as much wealth as we can reasonably hope to carry, dress the family up like poxy peasants, pay my way to Essos, take up with the Golden Company.

How would you feel if pic related was Jaime in S8, /got/?

The Reynes had secret tunnels, didnt help them since Tywin had a man on the inside as a squire

...

They're not secret tunnels if you tell every pipsqueak about them

Hopefully dying in the 1st episode

Yes but this is a Level 1 Classified Secret Tunnel with Fingerprint and Retina Scanners that only me, my wife, and our kids know about.

Plus shipping Arya with Gendry.

D&D are forced to give her a happy ending thanks to the rape backlash.

Chicks like to brag. Your bitch wife will sell you out screencap this so you can read it while drowning

>rape

I don't recall her saying no in that scene.

Cast him.

Would be very "GRRM" to make Sansa and Gendry end up together and keep Arya alive to watch them live happily ever after.

Kevan did his own investigating

You know what, that might actually explain it

better than anything anyone here could write
>le stannis comes back and defeats mean womyn lady xD

Mirri Maz Duur

Sophie actually loved the idea. I'm talking about the backlash of the internet and SJWs.

And meeting her husband again.

It's crazy how much more backlash the Sansa rape got than the Jaime/Cersei rape, a sex scene that was already in the books and objectively consensual.

The reason Sansa got raped was because D&D had decided to give her Jeyne Poole's storyline. It's not rocket science.

I'm talking about Sansa herself, not Sophie.

How do you have an underground castle anyway?

Wouldn't all the smoke and fire choke you out from lack of ventilation? Any room with a door is a death hazard

OMG. It wasn't rape ffs. I really REALLY hate that show runners/writers bow to the cries of a few land whales. Just because they are the loudest, does not mean they speak for all. When did this culture start?! I don't remember. I just remember 15/20 years ago this never happened. a bunch of pearl clutchers cry over a scene in a show or a relationship in a show? Fuck off & grow a pair. Now? What is this. Fuck. Nipple gate. Janet Jackson & the Superbowl. That made a bunch of cry babies cry. But still. Not like this shit

Ah sure, a squire would totally just go through the mines and unused parts of a castle as if searching for something yet no one would find it suspicious, particularly when he's from a feuding family. Hmm yes very interesting.

>stops wearing the hand
>throwing away a good surprise weapon

>any salsa ship

We see you sansafag

You can't seal an exit that his at least a hundred feet above ground.

MOONBOY

Jaime/Cersei was just lousy directing in a scene that was written and acted as consensual.

They werent a feuding family at that time

Dragons don't seem to have any rules. The rules in the lore that limited them as weapons (a Targ can only control 1 at a time, they need to be constantly supervised/chained or they will start eating people at random) are completely thrown out the window in the show. Dany can telepathically control all 3 of them at once from thousands of miles away. This makes for cool shots but it ruins arguably the only interesting thing about her storyline in Slavery's Bay, which is the question of "who rides the other dragons?".

Then why was Kevan doing this investigation? just for fun?

But why? They didn't adapt any other part of Winterfell arc, why adapt Jeyne Poole? Do we need a reminder that Ramsey is a bad guy?

I'm just pissed D&D has Sansa's redemption arch be "let's rape her, people will surly start to sympathize with her and start to like her."
Instead of what GRRM is doing by having her shadow Little Finger and slowly pick up on his tricks and tactics.

Sansa fags don't give two shits she got raped. Most ship her with a man who almost raped her.

Tumblr has to have everything be rape.

>The 7x03 Jaime/Cersei scene is rape because Jaime doesn't want to take off the hand
>The Jaime/Cersei book sept scene is rape because Cersei is worried about the septons
>"Muh consensual unproblematic Jaime/Brienne and Jon/Sansa"

>they will start eating people at random)

But that literally never happened. You'd have to feed a human to a dragon, they don't eat you otherwise, see r even seem to burn you besides that one girl Drogon burned. Wild dragons on Dragonstone for years and all they ate were sheep and other dragons

Sansafag get out. Arya is Paris favorite character. The fat guy would never do it. Your favorite girl is boring deal with it.

Imagine how hard they would have to work to make a complex plot with Sansa and Little Finger. That's too much work, just separate them and rape Sansa. That will work.

*they don't even seem to...

Fucking phone

This isn't too relevant to the show, but the feudal notion of literally fucking your way to riches/powers had to be pretty intoxicating for the man doing it.

>bang a qt whenever you want
>her getting pregnant makes you more powerful and famous in the long run

Like if I was Tyrion and Tywin told me "fuck this girl so you can rule the north" I would have been completely on board.

A trader from Qarth told me that dragons come from the moon. He told me the moon was an egg, Khaleesi. That once there were two moons in the sky but one wandered too close to the sun and it cracked from the heat. Out of it poured a thousand thousand dragons and they drank the suns fire.

that dude that was turned into a giant white rat

Yes, Quentyn Martell just tripped and fell into a ton of fire that just happened to be there.

If you think D&D cared to give Sansa's character a redemption arc, you are wrong. They fucking hate her character - for two reasons, being a lady-like character who doesn't fight or poison people, and second, for not sucking Tyrion's (their actual favourite character) cock. I know it sounds like a conspiracy theory, but I legitimately think that Sansa rape arc was made specifically to punish a fictional character in some sort of revenge fanfiction.
>Oh, you don't like being married to this nice, smart, wonderful guy? Guess what, now you're married to a MONSTER.

After the backlash, they were forced to give Sansa "empowering" moments, but still miss the entire point of her character. Book Sansa would never feed a man to dogs, no matter how bad he is.

I'm sorry D$D killed your favorite character off screen user.

>for not sucking Tyrion's (their actual favourite character)
Their actual favorite character is Theon, they have repeatedly said so.

t. tumblrfag

/got/ doesn't care about tyrion, we're a jaime and cersei general. take it back to your blog

I might actually have liked Sansa if they slowly turned her evil. Which with her following LF, it would make sense. But nooooo. Because she failed to seduce Ramrod, she gets what she knows is coming. Wedding night sex. Ram style. So now it's poor whore. Gross. Arya would play a better Sansa. Pic related

Learn to read.

My favorite character is alive, user.

Wow. HAHAHAHAHAA

>I might actually have liked Sansa if they slowly turned her evil.
I genuinely thought this was going to happen. Remember when she says "we have to save Rickon", then when the army is assembled she tells Jon "forget about Rickon"? And then she lets Jon charge into battle while vastly outnumbered, and waits far away for Littlefinger. She's eliminating rivals to her claim to the north.

Yeah, and they also said that Euron will be a scary villain. What D&D say and do are completely different things.
Remember how in S1 Tyrion was a complete fucking cunt to Theon for absolutely no reason? And how this scene is brought up in S6, except Tyrion says that THEON was a cunt, and Theon just kinda nods?

If Sansa fans dislike Tyrion for being older than her and the power imbalance between them, why do so many of them pair her with Jaime?

There is still hope for book Sansa.

>Oh, you don't like being married to this nice, smart, wonderful guy?
Tyrion was a conniving whoremonger who had been waging war against her family for 2 years. Also remember that he's supposed to be absolutely repulsive on top of being a dwarf.

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