JUST

the diet didn't work guys

What project is this?

jeez Weird Al looks like shit these days

is the men in black jump street happening or not? if its hoax, shame id still see that

She really just destroyed him didn't she

What mode is this?

looks like hes playing some junked out russian gangster

how do you go from this, to THIS?

this, guy is probably starving himself to death

he needs a friend

What film is this for?

JUST LIFT FUCKING WEIGHTS YOU STUPID FORMER FAT BASTARD!

LIFTING WONT FIX A SINGLE PROBLEM YOU FAGGOT

They're already making a Post Malone biopic?

fucker needs a neck lift

ARE YOU STUPID? HE NEEDS TO BECOME A CHAD TO GAIN BACK HIS CONFIDENCE!

not the same person, no saggy skin senpai

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surgery and roids did the trick

That guy will never be a Chad. Best he can hope for is normie.

He looks like he is on death's door

the JUST is strong in this one

>that loose skin hanging from his jaw

what

It's like the body of a 20 year old boy with the face of a 50 year old woman. You just can't fix that.

Reminds me of Fat Bastard neckgina.

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the absolute state of jews

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What the FUCK is on his hand??? Does he have gangrene?

What happened to Post Malone?

damn, what the fuck happened to Post Malone?

Holy shit you're right

AYYYYY

underrated post

jonah hill could literally die in a car crash and as the pictures of his crippled, half limbed body make it to the press everyone would still be like "its for a role he's playing in an upcoming movie"

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>Mfw daddy's dicking me down and I didn't use the potty earlier

I'm about to blow daddy

not crazy about the direction this pippi longstocking movie is taking

Looks like paint

How many more Subs can you send his Way?

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Imagine being so offended by one comment by a french weathergirl you stop filming a show, leave the studio, get into your chauffeur driven car, take it all the way back to the hotel, get your publicist to cancel all your interviews, cancel all signings and autograph and fan meets, cancel all appearances with your co-star too, book a ticket back to america, get on the plane the very next day and leave the country and get back home and go to Subway in LAX and order two 2 footlong meatball marinara subs and then get driven back home while eating one of the subs to then call up Brad Pitt only to hear him beating his black and asian children so you put the phone down and finish the rest of the other sub and call Pizza hut instead who is just listed as The Hut in your cellphone to order a Jonah Special and when your agent calls you wondering what the fuck happened you tell him all about the french woman who said she'd rather have sex with Leonardo Dicaprio than you and so you left the entire country and crossed an ocean just to get away from her.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

LOOK AT THIS DOOD

Maybe he should try Aaron Carter's diet..

I love those videos

Is he dying?

JUST

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When did Jonah Hill turn into a prairie nigger?

How much is it going to cost to CGI his neck?

Oh my God... DO NOT BECOME A WOMAN.

JONAH, IF YOU ARE READING THIS.

DO
NOT
BECOME
A
WOMAN

>two subway sandwiches and a soda
Holy shit its like the 2000s again when all those fatties would load up on subs and large cokes and just gain more weight

what the fuck?

>30 years old

what happened

Alia Shawkat looks rough

It was wheat bread, Sun chips, and diet coke!!!

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is he 1,50 tall? he's tiny next to that call. also
>that bony knee
fucker's starving himself, she won

>kek
I bet you didn't even touch those sun chips, just poured the coke all over your sammy

Now they always say Congratulations
Worked so hard, forgot how to vacation

How is gonna finish all those with only 1 drink asshole?

wheres the big gulp

Pineapple Express 2.

Who's she?

Roseanne Barr

So obviously not the same guy
He would either have a shit ton of saggy skin and his nipples wouldn't be in the right place, or he would have tons of surgery scars.

Jesus, is that unedited? He looked good not long ago.

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For comparison, another recent pic. (which I suspect has been retouched)

Reminder, msm is not real.

meth is a hell of a drug

Heroin?

I didn't ask you to stop

Alia Shawkat

Looks like he's on that heroin diet.

>that neck tat
And just like that, I'm unable to feel any sympathy for him.

It's all for a Netflix show thank fucking god. He looks awful like this

>tfw daddy won't change my diaper because he wants to smell me when I'm near

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thats Bam you idiots

wtf that's Bam? I used to have a crush on him in HS

Too late, the name's Joanne now.

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Can't unsee

He's slowly turning into his father.

>listens to Post Malone once

Reminds me of that time James Franco impersonated Riff Raff.

Somehow he looks happier.