The orville

I don't hate it, but wow has the writing been incredibly generic so far.

>1st episode
>wife cheats
>one year later
>"we're giving you a ship!"
>ex-wife is 2nd in command
>zoinks!

>2nd episode
>distress call
>parents are on the ship
>zoinks!

It's just seems so lazy. And the conclusion to the first episode... jesus christ.
I don't know, maybe it's supposed to be cheesy as fuck but it doesn't need to be.

Only a few minutes into the 2nd... maybe it'll get better.

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nd episode
It's not the second episode. It's being aired out of order.

>It's just seems so lazy
what?!?! but he created family guy!!!!!
how can this show be lazy??? it makes no sense!!!!

Yeah, it's not a bad show, it's just not particularly good either. It's pleasant enough. If they try to take a serious dramatic turn at some point that will kill it dead. Needs more funny and less star trek.

So fox is already trying to get it canceled?

Any streams?

I'm sure he's aiming for the lowest common denominator. Basically trying to create the new "big bang theory" so his grandkids won't have to work.

Oh fuck, they just pulled the 'ol switcharoo on me... it was the Krill all along!

Well, either way. It's been a tad too generic for me. There could've been a much cooler origin story for his character. Even if they were still go off the whole "muh ex-wife thing," there could've been a bit more of a 'fall from grace' sequence of events. it just felt rushed.

how do you know it's out of order though?

pleasant is the perfect word for it. it's pleasantly okayish.

Fox has the episodes on their site:
fox.com/the-orville/

pretty sure his great great great grandkids are set for life already. I doubt the man needs more money.

>Geographic Restriction
>This content is not available in your location.

And I'm talking about a stream for the episode that airs in half an hour

well then...
looks like not being American was your first mistake, punk.

nothin personnel

Okay, the 2nd episode is shaping up to be a little better than I had originally thought. Still kind of generic but watchable.

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This is Fox, guys.
Everything Fox has gets cancelled except the Simpsons.

Every TV show on every network gets cancelled, dummy.

except the Simpsons

Family Guy and Futurama were cancelled multiple times, by Fox.

Do you think this refutes my point?

I CALLED IT. I KNEW THIS FELT LIKE A MID SEASON EPISODE.

not sure why they would its pulling pretty good raitings.

I refuted you mom last night

It's comforting, that's all I gotta say about it. It harkens back to the 90s when trek was running on TV where you can find a space crew figure out a problem of the week without them throwing modern political shade at it and pushing some sort of agenda. It's just decent story telling of a time and place far far away in the future.

I like it.
I don't really like sci-fi, and I stopped watching anything Seth-wise like 6 years ago.
I still like it, it feels kinda comfy.

I'm still confused as how anyone would know unless they came out and said so?

Thanks but is there a better stream than this? NOt very good audio

The only somewhat watchable one I could find.

STOP POSTING THIS UGLY FACE! He looks like someone went a little haywire in character creation and sent the mouth halfway up is face.

...

I'd love to know how he knows they're being aired out of order too.

seth mcfarlad said they were being aired out of order on twitter

No he didn't

Go onto wikipedia, you can see the production order and the release order. they don't match.

Pretty generic, jokes feel kinda forced, but I still like it.

I hope they get back to the time advancement tech from the first episode..

It feels like a half-assed compromise between the show McFartlane wanted and the show Fox wanted.
I'm willing to bet Seth wanted to make a more serious sci-fi action show since he's such a huge Trek nerd, but Fox wanted Family Guy in space because that's the formula Seth makes money with.
So the middle ground is a watered down sci-fi sitcom.

I like the Norm Slime and his Pudding Dick.

Hey, A Million Ways to Die in the West is on!

Not enough diversity

Doesn't mention politics enough

Jk this show is awesome fuck you Sup Forums

Is this a million ways to die in the west?

It's Guardians of the Galaxy

best holodeck program ever

>A Million Ways To Die On The Holodeck

So Picard totally wouldn't let Crusher do this if she didn't want too but would of course redirect the Enterprise to the homeworld to get it done yes?

>current year

>no tribute to 3 amigos

kys

Kino

>tfw someone predicted this a week ago

THAT

Cool, a moon-writing laser!

RIP brown baby

This episode is gonna piss off a lot of women in california

>implying that isn't Seth's masterstroke to keep his Star Trek fan wank going

The Norm slime dick was hilarious.

Will be interesting to see how they do this transgender surgery plot.

Its an allegory for a tranny episode a few eps in to the series

Seriously, they're poking fun at SJW tropes now.

So delicious.

in story Mercer is being stupidly fucking intolerant right now

i can't believe this is on fox

this is so great, making fun of the idiots who try to get sex changes for their children

bravo Seth

Why do they need bartenders if they have that machine that makes food and booze?

bartenders can mix drinks and what not

POLICE YOURSELF

Holy shit they can unzip their jackets? Thats awesome.

Seth loves his Hispanics dancing on balconies.


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My dad just walked out

same reason the Federation has Bartenders as well, because freshly made things will always taste better then replicated things

my dad just came in.

>dat outfit
>I won't tell if you won't
muh dick

what a faggot

Sweaty fish girls?

Alara is kawaii as fuck.

Kirk
Picard
Sisko
Janeway
Archer

how would each of them react to this?

My grandpa just yelled "FAGGOTS" at the top of his lungs but he's too tired to get up

this is basically that scene with Riker and his dad fighting futuristic melee weapons while blindfolded

Damn she is so hot.

Lol

>adjusting genitalia to conform with norms

you know this is about circumcision and not traps, right?

The best human female pro boxer would be murdered by even a mediocre male amateur boxer.

ya but she's an alien lmao

>stupid goy
>you're not capable of raising your own children
>listen to the government goy
>they know what's best for you and your family
>the government can raise your child better than the government can, goy
yeah, this show is communist garbage. no thanks

unless ya know they had super strength

You do realize that shows aren't always shot in the same order they're intended to air in, right?

>ywn spar with Alara in the holo-deck and smell her feminine aroma emanating from her sweaty body.

JDIMSA

This show is so fucking weird. Like it just fucking oozes the "trek" feel but it has cock and weed jokes and then you have serious philosophical discussion and people reacting to a morla quandary with a rising orchestral theme and cut to commercial. Jeez louise.

but she's an ayylmao in a race where females are stronger.

Janeway would space it

upper body strength is a bitch yo.

>being pro-child abuse

I like the Trek with jokes and serious themes.

that was super fucking unprofessional security chief

shit like that wouldn't fly in the Federation

Who knows what alien sweat smells like, it could be awful

>letting parents chop off their kids' dicks

no thanks

Get back to hell Satan

or delightful

And probably would.

As if she even broke a sweat.

Bortis is going to be in the right in the end.

>Aliens from another world have their own seperate culture and way of doing things
>I don't like it so they should be forced to do things my way

Is your dad Seth?

is this episode good?

he already is in the right, Seth and the crew are being intolerant as fuck right now

notice how the member of the most advanced/superior species had no issue with the operation

I like to imagine that even at her stinkiest, she smells like sweet vanilla and jasmine.

Alara is my waifu.

Oh man I hope Chairface Chippendale shows up on Amazon's Tick

Oh crap, that user the other day was right.

>they agreed to join the Federation
>their 'way of doing things' violates Federation laws

hmmmmm