/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

Between Two Poems Edition

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>"How do you get that elf to talk backwards?"
>"He talks backwards. He talked backwards in highschool."
>"Uh huh?"
>"Yah."
>"That's it?"
>"That's it, yeah. I mean, I didn't know he talked backwards, and I asked him... uh, to get ready to talk backwards, and he said no problem."

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Comfy playlist with 90s media coverage of Twin Peaks

I T W A S A D R E A M
W E L I V E I N S I D E A D R E A M

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brainlets can't handle this.

Twin Peaks? More like Twin Geeks!
David Lynch? More like David Bitch!
Dale Cooper? More like Dale Pooper!
Audrey Horne? More like Audrey Porn!

Eileenposters are asleep

Post rare Sheryls!

Don't forget to hail to the one and only: Eileen Hayward!

posting the best twin peaks game

DAT ASS

SSA TAD

do NOT talk about Kyle's butt!

2D long neck sheryl

how come bad cooper didnt have his hitmen go after dougie jones until the end of the season?

Why do you think?

Why does he hate Twin Peaks?

Reminder that Eileen Hayward is the new successor of CUTE. Sarah had her run, but now it's Eileen's time to shine!

>Audrey and Coop didn't share a single scene together
was this the greatest Lynchening of the entire third season?

CUTE!

Neither did Laura and James, those EW photos LYNCHED me

you can see where her daughter zooey got her CUTEness from :)

All this CUTE posting is disturbing. Are the only posters left on /tpg/ lonely virgins? Jesus Christ.

she's very cute

Zooey has a connection to TP

wtf I love her even more now

why do white people produce 10/10 children?

I want an immigrant girlfriend

Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Eddie Vedder's Out of Sand proved Vedderposters right. (Pic is evil Cooper)
Listen youtu.be/pXth84G7dkM

wait, Eileen is her mother? wtf i love this meme now

I'm on episode 16 now, can't wait to join in

>(Pic is evil Cooper)
Look closer...

1 month for season 4 announcement or I will of meself

Sarah is a cool beauty

dont count on it, bucko

david lunch lol

fuck you i laughed

>david lunch lol
Look closer...

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>A black kid
Look closer...

I'm sensing a strong presence of a samefag here

>I'm sensing a strong presence of a samefag here
Look closer...

"I uhm...uh...I uh...uhmm... I uh...TRANSCENDENTAL MEDITATION"

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>eileenposting

rip /tpg/

Btw what do CUTEposters think of this image/shoot? Personally I love it and I'm pissed we only had one scene with Black Lodge Laura. 'CUTE' isn't the first word I'd use to describe it though.

EILEEN'D

I liked them a lot when they first came out (and still do)

Look Closer...

>that dress lift when she stands

CUTE!

if ellen is james, and donna is ben's daughter...wtf

>Sherylree
Look Closer...

and this is how /tpg/ ends...ellien posting....

its been fun, bye lads.

FYI everybody, this is Judy.

So Diane is Judy?

judy is the horn thing on the card

>that James
3 scenes in 18 hours kek

>This is Judy
Look Closer...

No. Judy is the one that made Bob and Laura. Hunter and prey. The sacrifices are drained of their garmonbozia, which is food for the hunters. Judy broke out of the lodge and was hiding from them.

/tpg/ needs to be taken down a peg. And there's only man who is up to the job.

You might even say he's willing to give a closer look.

btfo cancer

second is not a poem you fucking weeb

>It's been fun, bye lads
Look Closer...

this forced meme sucks

EILEEN'D

look clorser

>vedderfags BTFO so hard they start spamming someone else

Naido/Red haired Diane is the scarlet woman, but Sarah Palmer is still the host to Judy.

try and stop me, nerd.

Idk what I expected from lynch, but fuck what a cock tease of an ending

Is Judy the dreamer?

BRAVO MARK

I'll tease your cock

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I knew it!

No, Eileen Hayward is!

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the face of Judy

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The face of Judy

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facially she looks like a caricature of the ideal female. so she's cute, in a weird kinda way.

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FUCK TRUMPF

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she gave birth to this

Chick on the left looks like a female Richard Horne desu

This is your nightly reminder that Josie Packard lives in a wooden tablestand handle.

I haven't been in one of these threads since about a week or so after the finale. what the fuck happened here? This is as sad as /ksg/.

>Josie Packard lives in a wooden tablestand handle
Look Closer...

What are you talking about? The Eileen Hayward revolution is upon us! /tpg/ is being reborn better than ever!

The fact that Lynch said Breaking Bad is his favorite show and the degree to which he ripped it off in The Return has me thinking he might be a hack. The entire Vegas plot line is Breaking Bad lite, even the color palette during these scenes is the same, watch the Polish accountant scene to see what I mean. The woman Ike kills is a ripoff of Lydia. The shot where Dougie hears Gordon Cole's name on TV is exactly the same as the shot where Walt gets the text with the fake barrel of money in the last season. I can't believe Lynch would be inspired by such a mediocre show.

Does it have anything to do with the finales you are supposed to watch simultaneously?

You could call midgets elves back then?

>blindwoman

Hello Mam. Can I be of any assistance?

>I-I'll be making Ronnie Rocket any day now and it will star my good friend Michael Anderson...

;_;

How is On the Air, anyway?

DRUMPF BTFO

but mad men is his favourite show...

Here's a hint: The key to all of this is Eileen Hayward

One thread can make you fly like an eagle, another can give you the strength of a lion, but only one in the cycle of life can fill your heart with wonder and the wisdom that you have known a singular joy. I wrote that for you, to be posted here in the final /tpg./