Characters getting married in a rush

>characters getting married in a rush
>"can we just skip to the part where we say 'I do'?"

>characters getting married in a rush
>the preacher is dressed like Elvis

>characters getting married in a rush
>in an appropriately ironically fancy church on a gambling strip

>characters getting married in rush
>pic related

>characters getting married in a rush
>they forget the ring

>characters getting married in a rush
>bright light city gonna set my soul on fire starts playing

>character finds love
How as a viewer can I relate to this?

>Wedding scene
>Old lady makes a dirty joke

>characters get married
>drive away with soupcans tied to the rear bumper

????

>priest says to speak if you have any objections
>character rushes in just at that moment
>"I OBJECT!"

>>characters getting married
>>can't find the ring
>>use something stupid and ironic like a candy ring pop

>Dorky male character tries to dress nicely
>He wears a light blue tuxedo with a ruffled dress shirt and an ugly bow tie

>characters get married
>don't have after party


why does Hollywood continue this trope? It literally doesn't happen

...

>character has sex with girl
>doesn't puff her feet

>character meets girl
>quick cut to them having rough passionate sex

>characters have sex
>they don't get married

>>Characters getting married
>>Not-prearranged.

Fucking Amerifats

>>Characters getting married
>>Priest does not frighten away the evil spririts

Enjoy dying while giving birth to your 7th child, losers.

>>Characters have a baby together
>>Don't eat the placenta

JUST FUCKING WHY

Ask your crush if they'd marry you, then give three movies where this happens.