Seinfeld Episode written by predictive text keyboard

Seinfeld Episode written by predictive text keyboard.
thepoke.co.uk/2017/09/21/seinfeld-scripts-written-predictive-text-keyboard-wonderful-will-hurt-brain/

Like it David Lynch wrote a Seinfeld script

>Jerry (takes off his bones)

I love it

Kramer: jerry, I have a hot dog in there, I'm not gonna lie to it

>$20 hat that says "Hello to Horse."

>Seinfeld Rabbits crossover

This is fantastic

I would watch episodes with these scripts.

This would be fucking kino of the highest order.

that one page is better than every episode of that shit pile of a series.

Only thing I found funny desu and I don't understand why

>Elaine, say something to George. Look for anything wrong with him.

>dancing with garbage
Sounds like Kramer to me

>cowbanes

>(takes off his bones)

>You're a real turkey club without any crackers.

>take off his bones

fucking lost it

Holy fuck I'm dying. I want to shoot this.

>a $20 hat that says "Hello to Horse"

This line is fucking gold.

what is this?

>Snacks are piled high in the guest room. Jerry spots them and takes a photograph.

...

Holy fuck, you have some legitimate talent.
Draw fags are the best

The scary thing is, I can legitimately see this as a scene in a real episode. Put some good backstory to it and this could have been one of the most quoted lines.

I need more of these but for other shows

found it on his twitter, which was linked through OP's link

>What's the deal with this ping pong guy? He mumbles something like ya ya huh ha ha oh no no go.

This reads like some kind of creepypasta

>Kramer enters quickly, sliding around on his knees

I'm just imagining him doing his usual entrance but fucking powersliding in, breaking the door in the process.

this is amazing desu

>Elaine: "I'll pay attention to George when he talks louder. He never says anything wrong but his intellect is dying with him."

>George walks back to George's parents

I laughed so hard that I got a stitch.