get on prane chop chop
Get on prane chop chop
>YOU NO GET BRING FRIENDS
>FIRST WON TO SPEAK GET TO STAY ON AIRCRAFT
>HE NO FLY SO GOOD
鴆?
you big guy?
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HE SAY YOU PRANE CRASHER
you no bring friend
YOU BIG GUY YOU GET PU PU PLATTER?!
you bring friend okay 5 dolla
YOU NO DELETE THREAD OKAY MOD
saved from previous, so continue
For Yu
For YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
*gong hit*
OOOOOOO U WANNA CRASH MUY PRANE?
DOKKAH PABER I PLA
I laughed.
WHY MOD HATES THREAD?
BRANE?
*loud gong noises*
Fucking kek
u no crash prene
MOD HAS LITTLE PEPE VERY SMALL VERY TINY
>C-Ai-A
A CIA agent falls in love with Bane.
Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the big guy's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls him, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he engages in banter with the masked terrorist and asks what happens if he takes off his mask, he says it would be very painful. The CIA agent says he's a big guy, then the big guy answers, "FOR YOU."
Confused by these turn of events, the CIA agent investigates and finds out that the man he called is not the same man he fell in love with. In fact, he doesn't exist in this universe at all. He is the big guy's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of PAIN.
FINDS
CARTRIGHT?
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No CIA katung fire style juistu
一人の少年がとある少女に恋をします。
直接告白することはできず、なんとか彼女の電話番号を手にした彼は、変な電話番号にもあまり気にせず電話をかけるのですが、実は彼女も彼のことが大好きで、両思いだったのです。このことに気づいた彼は大喜びするのでした。
しかし翌日、彼が昨日のことについて話そうとすると彼女は困った顔をします。昨日彼が電話で話した相手は今彼の前にいるその女の子ではなかったのでした。実は、電話機の向こうの彼女はこの宇宙には存在していませんでした。彼女は並行世界の者だったのです。その並行世界では、逆に彼女が彼に片思いをしていたのですが、並行世界の自分は彼女のその思いに気づいていなかったのです。
何だかんだで、電話で知り合った二人はある取り引きをします。自分のもっとも深く、プライベートな秘密を分け合うことで、相手にいわゆる「並行世界の自分の必勝攻略法」を教え合うのです。
その作戦をもってそれぞれ好きな人を追いかけまわる間に、彼らは自分の世界よりも電話機の向こうの相手のことがもっと好きになってしまいます。お話はそういう恋の本質について問いかけます。
>ケイト愛ってのはざっとこんなもんらしい。
PAVERU HAKASE
Bane falls in love with a CIA Agent.
Unable to confess, they have the following exchange over the phone.
>"If I told you I loved you would you cry?"
>"You're a straightforward guy."
>"For you."
>"So you got my heart caught. What's the next step of your master plan?"'
>"Confessing the same."
They crashed into each other's hearts WITH NO SURVIVORS.
Stop posting that because it's already a thing.
Here's the completed meme in case people want to see it before the jannies delete everything
As an Asian I'm offended.
jesus christ
BRANE?
BANE KA?
Underrated
FRIGHT PRAN
HE NO FRY GOOD
should be virgin bane and chad CIA
>ROTTA ROYARTY FO HIRED GUN!
>AT REAST YOU TALK! WHO YOU?
>IF I PURR OFF, YOU DIE?
>YOU BIG GUY
>SO GOT CAUGHT! WHAT NEXT IN MASTAH PRAN?
this is why i come here
>Bane desu?
Keit-Ai is a gateway anime of the worst kind. It's a bad series, a clusterfuck of paranormality and cellphones that isn't very well done by any aspect, but which attempts to compensate for its weaknesses by adding in excessive shipping faggotry and THE NATURE OF LOVE. The normal user can see this as the shit it is, and may enjoy it, hate it or be indifferent to it, but all the while recognizing that the series itself, regardless of their opinion, is plain bad.
However, these very aspects that try to smear over the shit of its core make it a breeding ground for aspie, unsociable underageb& faggots who engage in every kind of faggotry both online and in the real world. The edgy teenagers all trying their hardest to look mystified, the roaming chargers, peculiar, nonexistent area codes, the whole alternate universe faggotry and everything about the Keit-Ai world fuels their escapist fantasies, while the pity-party character backgrounds, emphasis on DRAMA, and overall preachiness of the series make it fit just right with the navel-gazing of your average preteen and his sense of unwarranted self-importance towards the world. Exactly the kind of shit that makes little kiddies and underageb& retards eat this shit right the fuck up.
Keit-Ai is basically THE series to attract the most hated anime fanbase known to Sup Forums, which is why, regardless of individual opinions, it is the responsibility of every user to troll the fuck out of this show and everyone who likes it, and ensure that no Keit-Ai threads ever encourage the newfriends to show their faces here.
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KEK underrated