*radio static*

>*radio static*
>"Oh God...they're everywhere! No! No!,..AAHHHHHHH!!!" *sound of gunshots*
>*radio static*

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name one movie where this happens

>team spends all day looking for the killer
>it's a 14 year old boy
>"He's just a kid."

You're really scraping the bottom of the barrel to try to keep making these threads a thing, huh?

>"YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR"
>"going too far my ass.... i haven't gone far enough!"

>this is my last shift
>i'm retiring

starship troopers

>he dies the same day

>"i'm retiring"
>he retires

>comes back during the climax of the movie to save the main character
>"guess i wasn't cut out for retirement"

>looks like its time for plan b
whats plan b?
>RUN!!!

>hero and villain about to shoot each other
>theyre both out of rounds
>suddenly they become martial arts experts

>group watching some disaster on tv
>some lady yells "turn it off"

>somebody calls the protagonist to "turn on the TV"
>they use the remote and the TV turns on instantly

>He's never had a speeding ticket! He's like a goddamn ghost!

>it instantly tunes to the news channel relaying the news that the characters want to know instead of being in the middle of a commercial break

>main character's about to meet his partner
>"What's his name?"
>partner walks in and answers
>"HER name is [masculine first name, ie Sam]"

>Male character wakes up bedazzled next to female character
>They look at each other in complete silence for a moment
>"Did we...?"

>characters are knocked to the floor and start fighting over a loaded gun

>hacking in every single movie
>pre-rendered shit not even running an operating system runs on screen

PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

>comedy movie trailer
>Flight of the Bumblebee starts playing

This Pepe looks ready to do some damage.

>"Oh look it's [obviously a trap]
>"It's better than our main objective! Let's go there and risk everyone"

>man says hi to a woman at a bar
>jumpcut to them groping and making out as the man unlocks a hotel room door

Hey I loved that Battlefront II mission

>Wait sir look at this! He has a slowing ticket...
>Than not all hope is lost...

>"Hey, aren't you [alias]?"
>"No. I'm not that guy anymore."

>I'm to black for this shit

>*has a bad fall
>whimpers "I'm okaaayy..."

...

>it's a bird!
>it's a plane!
>no, it's [something else]!

>new transfer student
>sits on the second to the last seat next to the window
>mc is seated behind sleeping
>"excuse me, arent you x..?"

Fucking hell in not sure if I despise or love this trope

Who's x?

what about mr robot? it's fairly accurate

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>Movie set in 2008
>MGMT starts playing

>full blown firefight on the street with $10mil property damage over a hispanic guy stealing a candy bar from the store
>"The Chief is going to kill us!"
>fat lipped nigga chief chews them out for two minutes an promotes them to police admirals

>rich girl volunteers to babysit
>she has to make dinner
>smoke alarm goes off

>"If you kill that bad person you'll be just as bad as them, even though they've committed rape and mass murder and you haven't,"

>protagonist scratches bad guy with sword on his back
>bad guy/extra instantly dies

>man says hi to a cunny at a bar
>jumpcut to guy being kicked on the ground in a back alley by a cunny delinquent gang

>guy is physically fit
>he's dumb

>"Give it to me in english doc!"
>scientist character folds a piece of paper and dramatically sticks a pencil through both sides in one movement

>hero and villain about to shoot each other
>theyre both out of rounds
>they don't switch to their OTHER gun?

I was surprised Interstellar sank to that level

Arrested Development did this right

>Wilhelm screech

Are you actually surprised though?

>character drops gun
>it fires when it hits the floor

>Protagonist finds diary of a killed person and reads it
>"Oh, no. Here they come, oh no, they are about to kill m"

>cool badass movie charecter
>actor is actually a feminist cuckold perpetually asshurt about drumpf

It pretty much only happened in Interstellar and Event Horizon, so it's just a meme and not an actual trope.

...

>his dick is like 7 inches at best
>oh my god your dick is so fucking big please fuck my ass then cum on my face brother

>protagonists go out in a blaze of glory

>he couldn't find X
>but while he was searching, he found himself

>washed up has been once had it all
>Something bad happens
>leave me alone kid I gave up x im a sad singld middle aged alcoholic whos ashamed of my sinful lifestyle now

>What about plan B?
>That WAS plan B!

>time for plan B
>no, the other plan B

>Well, that didn't work. Time for plan B
>There is no plan B

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>and your other plan

A twist on a classic

>It Ain't Plan B starts playing

And Sunshine

>characters getting chased
>going through multiple doors
>hilarious, wacky shennanigans ensue
>Benny Hill.mp3

>"give me the good news and the bad news"
>"alright now give me the good news"
>"that WAS the good news"

>>THE MAYOR'S BEEN UP MY ASS ALL DAY!

>Villain has the hero at gunpoint
>Gives a quick one liner
>Throws away his gun and goes hand to hand

>main character has to fight a woman in high heels and leather pants before facing the villain

>enter the door on your left
>no, your other left

>looks like it's time for Plan B
>You Little Rich Boy starts playing

>any more bright ideas?

>group of old friends reunite after years apart
>the boys are back in town starts playing

>character gets a motorcycle
>SINCE THE DAY I WAS BORN

The pencil was love, which transcends time and space
Based Nolan was making a comment on the immortality of the written word and we were too pleb to get it

>I GOT THE DA BREATHING DOWN MY NECK

>"Cole! My office, now!"

>"What's up, chief."

>"What's up, you say. I'll tell you what's up. You being a pain in my ass, that's what's up. Your latest stunt cost the city $2 million! You wrecked five cars, three bikes, two helicopters and an old lady's hip!"

>"I did what I had to to to catch the bastards who killed my partner!"

>"I don't care! I got the D.A. so far up my ass I taste his cologne when I'm eating out my wife! You're a loose cannon and I've been ordered to get your gun and badge!"

>"Fine."

>"And your other gun! The feds are taking over the case."

>"That's such bullshit, chief! I'm so close to nailing this guy I can almost taste it! You can't pull me off now!"

>"You don't play by the rules, but you're the best we got. I can't ignore the order, but I can delay it."

>"Give me 24 hours."

>"You have 12. And not more goddamn stunts."

>"I'll do my best."

>"How do I know I can trust you on that."

>"You can't."

>If you are listening to this it means I'm already dead

>"lets fight like men, come on what do you say"
>draw their knives and twirl them for a moment
>both bluffed and switch to their OTHER gun
>they fire seemingly at the same time
>wideshot, both frozen still for two seconds
>bad guy keels over dead

>the virus is evolving... it's like it has a mind of its own!!

>Why is he doing this? He's got nothing to gain!
>He's got nothing to lose.

>how long until you fix it?
>aww jeeze, with the oscillating crembulations and the state of the wembongo drives-
>in siamese please doc
>we're looking at least ten thousand years
>you have 9 seconds
>I'll do it in 4.5
Every time.

...

>"glad you guys are here, is the backup coming?"
>smirk
>"we're it, sir"

>Actor starts reciting Hamlet in American
to b or not to b

>>You've not experienced Shakespeare until you have read him in the original Klingon.

>I wrote a computer virus that can knock out the alien ship's Internet, I have it on this thumb drive.
>IN ENGLISH DOC!!!

>hear strange noise
>tension
>it was a cat

>Villain has hero and his sidekick at gunpoint in the secret lair
>All hope seems lost
>The villain rants and raves
>Raises his gun
>Lowers is slowly after a few seconds
>"Wait, I have a better idea..."

Exquisite.

>character sighs in relief
>shot still a suspicious amount of negative space
>a shadow moves rapidly in the doorway behind him, accompanied by a musical sting

fuckin hell

>where are we?
>don't you mean when??

...

...

>Villain is the love i9nterest

>Hero and villain have to team up

>WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING?
>I didn't-
>That's right, you didn't

>You think you're hot shit, huh Main Character?
>Well, hot shit knows how to work together. You're a loose cannon, and if you can't work together you're gonna have to hand in that badge and gun.