I DON'T WANNA GO TO WORK

I DON'T WANNA GO TO WORK

BUT THE LORD OF THE LASHES SAYS NAY NAY NAY

WE'RE GONNA MARCH ALL DAY, ALL DAY, ALL DAY

Lol

at least you have a job

I JUST WANT TO BANG ON THE DRUM ALL DAY

>tfw neet
>happy that i don't have to work but paralyzed with fear knowing this can't last forever

I thought that too, but circumstances keep enabling me
it's been years now
I need a way out

suicide!

people around me don't deserve that

I took the unemployment pill a few months ago and just mooch off the parents at home all day erry day. Shit is *so* cash. It's just movies, Sup Forums and the occasional wank. No stress, should have done it sooner.

you can do it i believe in you!

I'm 19, been NEET for a little over a year, and still live with mom. How much longer do I have before I'm really really testing everyone's patience?

I know, I have access to many kinds of potent shit that'd OD me right away

follow your dreams!

Let’s pretend you LOVE to masturbate.
Do you want to get up 7am every morning, battle traffic, finally arrive and confront your supervisor and then masturbate but it’s not good enough and you have to do it all over again and then masturbate the best you think you can but no, you have to do it again, and again, your supervisor tells you to get ahead of schedule and come masturbate on weekends?
Yeah so do I.

>I'm 19
kys

You will be asked questions about when you're getting a job.
They might give you newspapers or clippings for hirings or job fairs.
And when they think you're sleeping in the morning, they will talk about you in a way that makes you feel a deep shame, and then you will know for certain.

Why don't you get a job, Al?

>tfw making $215 a weekend just sitting at a computer with a few women around and shooting the shit while living back home
Shit's comfy right now, I make enough to buy shit I want and don't have to pay any expenses besides food.

When does this torment stop?

Why not go to school in the meantime?

If I was getting paid and the supervisor was hot yeah I would

When the dementia kicks in probably

When you take responsibility for your life and get a shitty job or join the millitary and become your own man

>join the millitary and become someone else's man
fix'd

>my "work"involves standing around all day occasionally going on my phone
>still don't want to go

You are not the global elite. You will always be someone else's man.

Not if you successfully go inna woods.

19 is still okay, but a few more years (especially if you have no college) and you're really setting yourself up for a crap life. I went to college and now get to work in an office all day that's super chill and I barely even feel like I'm working. Your best hopes will probably be physical labor or menial retail work.

Plenty of people do do extremely well without a college degree but if you're NEETing around you're probably not that person and will just have to take whatever job you can get.

The fall semester started recently, I'd suggest researching a career path that sounds both interesting and financially comfortable and start applying to colleges for the next spring or fall. Prioritize financial success. Work is work and is likely to be boring even if you like the subject overall. E.g. if you major in a science degree like Biology or Chemistry, the reality of it can be very different such as repetitive lab or QC work - businesses don't exist to intellectually fulfill you.

19 is still very young but it's also extremely easy to float along as a NEET then eventually wake up and realize you've lost your window. I know a lot of guys who never woke up from their NEET stupor and are now in their mid/late 20s and really have no hopes for a good career. Even if your parents don't kick you out, they will die someday, and then your option for a career will be making minimum wage at the gas station.