*peaceful xylophone music*

*peaceful xylophone music*

There's our hero, Mario!

You rescued Daisy, but I'm sorry bro.

A few days ago, I broke into your home, and so

NOW IT'S CHATEAU WARIO

OHOHOHOHOH

MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

Wario has made your balls

Mario's Castle is missing a wall

Since when did he have a castle at all?

But whatever dude, now he's on the move!

Enter Voltron Mario shoe

Be super careful, or you might get screwed

There's a big turtle, he's gonna eat you

easy on the autism user

Let him chow down and now you're his poo.
Waha!

No raccoon or tanooki selection

But the bunny ears will give you wings!

Pretty soon

you'll assume

a complete

collection based on

every kind of

flying thing!

BOOM, BIG REVEAL!

What the fuck is this?