>hahaha look at his willy
Hahaha look at his willy
Robert Martin
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Colton Martinez
Hey, f-five inches is a-average.
Shut up alien chad and stacy.
Zachary Gutierrez
h-hey fuck you
it's scientifically average....also most women don't even like big dicks
Asher Cook
my penis shrank a bit after starting hormone therapy. it looks cuter now
Charles Roberts
>always thought i had a small dick
>one day check what 17.5cm is in inches
>mfw top 20 percentile
James Sanders
i hope you weren't a good twink
Liam Lee
5.5 inches is average!
I mean, I'm still a virgin, but it isn't because of my averaged sized dick!
Xavier Rodriguez
LOL
Aiden James
I want to fuck Mantis
Lincoln Cooper
When will dick enlargements finally work
Carson Bailey
never lol
better luck to us in our next life
Parker Anderson
>hahaha he watches Zack Snyder "movies"
Eli Mitchell
*wonders what bizarre series of events led me to this scenario*
Jayden Bell
>b-brown nipples? hahahahhahahhah
Liam Ross
SO WHAT IM BELOW AVERAGE ACCORDING TO WIKIPEDIA
Nicholas Wright
at least I don't have roid shrinkage
Blake Lee
If both me and my gf have brown nips, will our bebes also have brown nips???
Dylan Mitchell
>tfw girls go wild for your olive skin and chocolate button nips
Jack Scott
No, because you're firing blanks anyway
Logan Garcia
Niggers?
Samuel Myers
across the board my man, come one come all
Christian Richardson
A gentleman's five and one quarter is nothing to be ashamed of.
The giant bush of fire orange crotch hair? That's another matter entirely.
Joseph Rodriguez
Awright luv? I jus been down the shops and saw Mr. Sufi, that big arab hunk of a man he is, and he's wiv Mrs. Sufi right? An it's bloomin' 32 degrees celcius outside innit, and she's there wiv er gawjus usband and she's full covered in er burka ent she? So I goes over there an asks her if she needs some wa-ah, and she says "No thanks luv, I'm wet enuf already" haaaaahaaaaahaaaahaaaa she wuz talkin bout er vajeena weren't she?
Colton Long
I hated her. Her retarded way of talking which is supposed to be cute... Yuck
Jordan Jackson
have sex
Joshua Stewart
Really? I was too busy jerking off in the theater.
Jose Garcia
>tfw thought I was aa 5"-5.5" dicklet
>remeasure recently
>tfw actually a 6" dicklet
feels good
Julian White
gayboy
Austin Turner
You have to have atleast 6 inches of girth to be taken seriously.
Lincoln Perry
She has REALLY nice tits tbqh
Justin Cruz
I've lost my tape measure so I can't measure my girth unfortunately
Colton Wilson
>dicklett and premature ejaculator
It's not fair.
Joshua Lewis
its 7 girthlet
Dylan Green
b-b-but does it follow the bell curve?
Gabriel Stewart
>tfw fucked 7 (seven) different girls and still can't cum from sex
>literally just keep going for more than a hour to make them climax a few times and then we both just tire out
>blowjobs don't do a thing
>handjobs are either fuck awful or painful
Did deathgripping really fuck me up that badly or am I just secret gay
Ethan Price
Despite the high end of average being like 4.7"
Cameron Carter
both bro
Adam Wood
but dude u gotta have at least a 9x7 bbc for women not to kill you on the spot when you pull it out lmao
Brody Kelly
all penis size measurements seem to deviate a bit, but this one study says
1 in 2 men have a penis size of 5.877 inch and it's the most common size so if ur under that ur a small dickie lickie shmickie
Tyler Turner
>chad
Thomas Cruz
nice try
Ian Turner
WOW, I didnt know that Dave Bautista was half-Asian
Nathaniel Ramirez
He has an Asian father and White mother. If you have an Asian dad, you get Bautista and Keanue Reeves while if it was the other way around, you get Elliot Rodgers
Ian Diaz
>hahaha he watches Marvel "movies"
Hunter Anderson
She was way too hot, I couldn't even follow the movie everyone she was on screen.
I ended up rushing to the toilet during the credits to rub one out