It was Clinton's first late-night appearance since her November defeat by Donald Trump. She sat down with Colbert to explore what happened, how to prevent it from happening again and what exactly Colbert had in mind for his alt-universe election night special.
Promoting her new book, "What Happened," Clinton and Colbert talked of many things. Like how young, white "Bernie Bros" wish she would just go away.
"Well, you know, if they'd take up a collection and somewhere really nice, I might consider it," Clinton joked about her detractors, before clarifying: "I am not going anywhere," which elicited raucous and extended audience applause.
While sipping Chardonnay and chatting, Colbert offered Clinton an envelope full of his Hillary victory jokes, unused on election night.
"I wish we could have told those jokes," Colbert said. "I wish you were our president."
This is great news for every right-wing person ever.
Luke Bell
Could this interview be considered a form of Lovecraftian kino?
Nicholas Clark
I would vote for HIllary just to troll the other side. Imagine if she won.
Noah Long
>"I wish you were our president." fucking lol. is this what passes for a television host? this sounds like some mid-afternoon talkback radio host
Oliver Gray
considering the amount of demon-worship and occultist activity she's involved in, I would say so
Logan Martin
>Imagine if she won Have you read 1984? I imagine it would be something like that.
Nathaniel Powell
How can anyone take Stephen Colbert seriously? He's not merely a biased comedian; he's a fucking shill for Democrats.
Bentley Sullivan
>"I am not going anywhere" She's almost 70 years old and she looks like hell. She's going somewhere.
Grayson Cox
>White Bernie Bros >White
Why did they feel the need to draw attention to their race ?
Ethan Sanchez
White people are the great Satan
Jayden Kelly
>Have you read 1984? I imagine it would be something like that. so you haven't read it then. Mong.
Landon Brooks
Democrats can't stop themselves from shitting on white men. It's almost like a disorder now. This is why Republican is now the white people party.
Jayden Barnes
I wonder why his show is so popular It's a mystery I guess
Jayden James
Can't wait for her corpse to become worm food
Lucas Powell
I am literally reading it right now. About half way through. It's seriously a progressive leftist paradise. The government controls everything, including what people think. They even edit records of actual events to their advantage. This is all shit that the left actually does in real life.
Tyler Mitchell
lel this. but seriously we can't let her get the nuclear codes.
get over yourself. it is far from what the book is
Parker James
>It's seriously a progressive leftist paradise. The government controls everything, including what people think. They even edit records of actual events to their advantage. This is all shit that the left actually does in real life. Wow imagine missing the point so fucking bad
Angel Sullivan
you 15? required reading in most of the US
David Fisher
colberts just salty that donald even got to run fro president nevermind actually win it.
remember when colber tried to run for president.
and then he made that book i am america and so can you.
Alexander Lopez
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Jonathan Rivera
>if they'd take up a collection and somewhere really nice, I might consider it what does this mean? A collection of money? And *what* somewhere nice? Did she leave out a word?
Luke Russell
get yourself together Sup Forums, jesus christ
this is just like liberals saying trump is hitler
Liam Hill
The point of what?
Anthony Price
>no reptilian president
what went wrong bros?
Alexander Peterson
30. Never was required at my school.
Aiden Barnes
Sup Forums really is full of SJW numale leftists
Easton Cruz
Of the book
Connor Davis
FUCK DRUMPF AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE
Ryan Butler
>THE RUSSIANS ARE THE PUPPET MASTERS
kek leftwing alex jones
Brody Morris
t. butthurt libtards
Christian Johnson
I really wish she'd retire. I mean, she's in her seventies, you can't tell me she's still enjoying any of it. And it's not like she has any actual principles. God, the absolute state of the american left. They deserve Trump. They really do.
Hudson Campbell
>getting paid 15 million to make Trump jokes
He's living the dream.
David Allen
>annoying know-it-all dweebs who spam the internet with supposedly intelligent views which are actually retarded and annoy everyone else This checks out
Angel Davis
POOP TOWN RACES SING THIS SONG DOODOO DOODOO POOP TOWN RACES SING THIS SONG ALL DOODOO DAY
BRRRRRRRRRRRAPPPPPPPPPPPTTTTTTT *squelch*
Joshua Wood
Well seeing as how I'm only roughly half-way through it, I think it's safe to say I'm not at liberty to claim to know the point. Do you care to elaborate? What, in your eyes, is the point of the book, and how does it relate to what I said?
Alexander Walker
Say it with me Sup Forums: HILLARY 2020! Now that I figured out your suppose to register before you vote cheetoman doesn't stand a fucking chance.
The orange buffoon will make people see why Hillary is what America needs. If we just stick together and nominate her again these hillbilly backwater sisterfucking inbreds don't stand a chance.
Jonathan Long
>make ridiculous claim >get rumbled >go mongoloid muh libtard posting kek KEK K E K
Christian Adams
That's racists and sexists. Why is the late night such a white sausage fest?
Dylan Long
Don't hate Colbert for making big $.
Democrat moonbats wanted to hear some Drumpf and white people jokes before bed to "turn their brain" off, he's just giving the pigs their slop
god damn you tards from Sup Forums are cringey as shit
Brody Jackson
the Dems have to understand at this point that she is not the candidate to get them the first female president she's too much of an old school political beast in an emotional climate
Kevin White
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Adam Rogers
That wasn't me, bud. I can't stand the term "libtard", it's moronic, and I would never use that autistic t. meme
Matthew Garcia
It's against totalitarianism and the destruction of individiual liberity. It's just weird you mistake totalitarianism for leftism by thinking big government = leftism. Maybe after finishing it you could read Homage to Catalonia or Road to Wigan Pier by Orwell because they further show his support for Socialism. Then get onto the works of Kropotkin.
Bentley Mitchell
>twitter feed looks like a hormonal teenager having a meltdown >BUT WHY DO THEY MAKE FUN OF HIM ITS NOT FAIR
Austin Young
Ironic
Henry Harris
Explain how he's wrong
Robert Diaz
>i have an authentic worldview i've cultivated through experience, compassion, and rationality
fuck u libtard
Henry Russell
“If, tomorrow, I tell the press that, like, the russians are puppet masters controlled the US election, nobody panics, because it’s all ‘part of the plan’. But when I say that one little old jew controls us, well then everyone loses their minds!”
MAKES ME THINK
Matthew Moore
Good example thtat's exactly what I'm talking about. Thank you for proving it.
Benjamin Clark
I vote UKIP, dopey. you Sup Forumskiddies are so stupid
Henry Perry
this tbqh
Eli Gutierrez
How do you think it feels to lose against this guy even when you spent 2 billions more and every media outlet ever was shilling for you?
Luke Diaz
This.... so much THIS!
Ryan Nelson
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Mason Diaz
The things done by The Party are done today usually by the left e.g. "2+2=5" "Islam is a religion of peace"
Luke Stewart
>While sipping Chardonnay and chatting and they still wonder why the working class didn't vote for her >inb4 "but trump!" yeah, he at least tried to market himself as based with the plebs.
Hunter Bennett
Not him, but if you really can't see the parallels between 1982 and the modern left, you're beyond hope. The way they actively control the media and the narrative, how they try to change language in order to censor thoughts. The whole "we've always been at war with Russia / Eurasia" thing. Late night talk shows doing an eerily similar version of the "2 minute hate" described in the book every single day regarding Trump.
Jose Cook
>wasted a billion dollars on failed campaign >thinks she will be given chance to run again yeah no,
Austin Lopez
underrated.
Benjamin Miller
So 1984 is against the destruction of individual liberty, yet Orwell supports socialism? I find that hard to believe since the two are mutually exclusive. Also, if you don't see how modern leftism is fighting in every way for the destruction of individual liberty, you either aren't being honest with yourself or you really haven't been paying attention.
Grayson King
Voting for a civic nationalist party
Xavier Evans
You're not a writer for American Horror Story, are you?
Benjamin Sanders
He was a socialist but against Stalinism
Daniel Campbell
This guy gets it.
Cameron Rivera
Okay, maybe it's me being European but there's a huge difference between leftism and neo-liberalism (escpecially "Clintonism"), which has the hegemony concering our current political predicament.
Dylan Lee
Even his slogan was fake. Cletus is gullible as shit, all he had to do was yell bumper stickers at them and they're like HELL YEAH WEEEHAW It really is the age of stupid.
Lucas Long
She deserves it more than anyone else. That $1 billion isn't a "waste" if She's elected the first Madam President . (Wow that has such a great ring to it...). It's time for us to stand united with Her and nominate Her as the president we know She should be.
James Cruz
ur ded
Brayden Morgan
> full
No, it's the same 5 people spamming the same 5 images
Brandon Sanders
Not even Sup Forums man >The government controls everything, including what people think. They even edit records of actual events to their advantage This is what Sup Forums wants too
Isaac Garcia
Why would a self-respecting male ever support Hillary Clinton, I don't understand that.
Mason Perry
try get the book title right next time.
Jason Gutierrez
>there's a huge difference between leftism and neo-liberalism These words all mean the same thing now. Liberal, leftist, progressive, democrat...in reality they are all very different concepts and ideals, yes, but in The U.S. they've all come to describe the same group because the group itself is such a clusterfuck.
Evan Collins
to piss off stupid kekistan morons. its a protest vote in spite of a protest vote
Nicholas Hall
>Make America great again vs I'm with her The slogan was great in direct comparison to Hillary's because it made her look all the more selfish and egocentric. It said: I want to do things for you and our country. Hillary's slogan said: I want you and our country to do something for ME.
Julian Gutierrez
No self-respecting male ever has. These people hate themselves and project their self-hatred onto society.
Xavier Harris
Right? The country is being filled with sub-75 iq niggers and spics
Jose Miller
Like herpes, she never goes away. Is Sam's Club next on the tour?
Brayden Sanders
Colbert got famous by acting like a shameless, stereotypical right wing sycophant. He’s still doing the same bit. He’s just switched political teams.
Owen Cruz
>So 1984 is against the destruction of individual liberty, yet Orwell supports socialism? I find that hard to believe since the two are mutually exclusive. Again, please read actual socialist authors. I don't know, maybe start with Proudhon and work your way through there.
Yes and for me there are clearly two distinct political systems. And again, there has to be made a distinction between leftism and neo-liberalism because they are distinct.
Hunter Carter
>Cletus fuck off cats
Brody Gutierrez
He's not acting anymore, though.
Brody Russell
>self-respecting male >support Hillary Clinton
Pick one
Aaron Long
did none of her staff ever stop to think that putting the book stand next to the toilet paper in costco was abysmal optics?
Connor Kelly
Colbert seems to be the only American who is able to hold a fucking glass of wine. What's the problem America?
Charles Campbell
Orwell hated communism Big Broder was modeled after Stalin
Tyler White
Her staff aren't the smartest people out there, her campaign demonstrated that well enough.
Andrew Hall
>Yes and for me there are clearly two distinct political systems. And again, there has to be made a distinction between leftism and neo-liberalism because they are distinct. It doesn't matter what you use a term to refer to, it matters what the general population uses the term to refer to. Language is based on common usage. I understand and agree with what you're saying, but words are used differently now by basically an entire country than they have been traditionally. You might not agree with the new usage, but that doesn't matter. The People decide.
Andrew Moore
Does she still even have a staff? For what purpose? She no longer holds any office to my knowledge and the Clinton Foundation has shut down.
Owen Gray
> "2 minute hate" described in the book every single day regarding Trump.
so this guy is a troll, he starts going on some bizarre rants in some of his videos
