READY TO SETTLE DOWN: Amy Schumer Looking For A Nice Guy

Finally we have a shot. She's done with bad boys.

Damn she's looking good too

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>Damn she's looking good too
not sure if serious or trolling

I would totally give her access to my bank account!

I have always found miss piggy hot.

Who is the worst, Amy or Lena Dunham? In terms of everything.

>Finally we have a shot
I'd rather stick my junk in a stinky meat grinder than her stinky meat grinder, thanks.

someone post the shart pics

>fat disgusting whale
>hot
fucking perv

Based Chad

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Amy is fat and dumb, Lena is fat and pretentious

Schumer is worst imo. At least Lena would be 1% tolerable and frankly comes off as (the slightest bit) cute, personality-wise.

I've been waiting for this moment

SQUEAL SQUEAL

The only shot I'd want at her would be through a double barrelled shotgun.

She's disgusting

Lena Dunham is a literal nonce... infinitely worse than Amy

>fuck Schummer without puking
>marry her
>jew her in the divorce
>claim abuse if she tries to fight back

It's legitimately tragic that that really is her looking good and she still looks awful. Like a lot of woman aren't pretty. A lot of women let themselves go. But I feel like it's very few women who could have their hair and makeup done, get a spray tan, and put on a nice dress, and still legitimately be offensively ugly.

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Make her fatter.

Yeah but you'd have to listen to her awful jokes and laugh at them

lmfao holy shit

this guy was trying so hard to pretend

Oh that's not the Muppet. Never mind.

just here with my hot ass gf haha

I can imagine myself fucking Amy Schumer
I wouldn't touch Lena Dunham with a stick

He's beautiful tbqh.

jesus, that troll thread again

Fucking Chad

Remember: they never actually had sex, they just awkwardly brushed against each other because he knew that actually doing her would make him spontaneously combust.

DAMN AMY

that's right daddy loves them bingo wings

>She wears granny panties
>That poop stain
If she didn't turn you off before...

Here's a picture of her that's not photoshopped. Also, this cunt is related to that cunt Chuck Schumer of the Senate.

>36 years old

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>roastie wastes her very short prime on assholes and uninterested chads
>panics and desperately searches for a beta provider to latch on to
>will cheat on him the instant another chad gives her even the slightest amount of attention

r9k is always right bros

what about them shartstains?

>Granny panties

Looks like Spanx actually, which isn't really better, but does show that she is not as comfortable with her looks as she claims.

she looks hot there.

what was his endgame?

Why would I want to have sex with someone who poops their pants?

Lena Dunham raped her sister.

>met a 17yr old virgin girl
>we marry a few years later
>have two wonderfull kids
>everything is fine and she's a top tier milf in her early 30s now
why would i want to swap that for that desperate cumrag schumer?

that stain should be the end of her career right there

She honestly looks good there and if she's willing to go for a nice guy, I would gladly be her BF.

All girls go through a bad boy phase, it's normal.

those are spanx my dude

Okay but explain the poop stain.

She went to Walmart and as customary let out a shart

Ah okay that makes sense.

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I'm already 21 and still a virgin.

I will take what I can get, I would glad fug Amy now that Chad is done with her

Fucking white people I swear

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it doesn't work when they're cute

Lena. No contest. At least everytime you fucked Amy in the movie you could argue you're giving her material and she'd probably go for broke. Lena would just start trying to shove pebbles in your ass while you straddled her face.

Lol Jesus Christ this is so typical.

I honestly can't tell if that stain has been shopped on or not.

Cringe

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*in the mouth* FUCK ruined my kino post

>wanting to be the subject of a sub-standard stand-up routine
Good luck with finding someone you lazy mess

The rapist.

To make people think he wasn't homosex

*inhales*

>make a 'career' out of being a fat, ugly, disgusting, alcoholic whore with shit jokes
>i'm ready to settle down now!

It's a slut falls of the cock carousel and wants some cuck to fund her episode.

That woman doing pig calls will never get old

What is her USP? Money?

You can tell it's a brush effect

To further his career and convince rubes that he isn't a faggot

Although Sup Forums likes to shit on Lena Dunham and I agree that she's overrated and garbage in a lot of ways, it's obvious she has acting/writing talent and can cater to her audience well

In contrast I question why Amy Schumer even exists

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I would honesty fuck her if being fat was the worst of her problems. Being fat ontop of being a nasty, slutty, most likely herpes ridden, absolute bitch just makes it too much

> spray tan
> ugly
Duh

You only question her because she's failed while Lena Dunham is successful. They're both disgusting trash.

>sitting there trying to watch espn
>HEY user, MY QUEEFS SMELL LIKE SHIT AND ONE TIME I SHIT MY PANTS WHEN THIS GUY WAS FUCKING MY STINKING PUSSY.
>What do you want for dinner tonight Am-
>braaaaaaaaaaapppppppppp

So a nu male? Guarantee you he'll be bald, have a shitty beard, and thick hipster glasses.

Lena Dunham is a trash human being who raped her sister and has abysmal political opinions.

That doesn't mean she can't act or write a decent script.

Amy Schumer can do neither. I was asked which was worse and it's Schumer every time, she has no redeeming qualities.