Protagonist is supposed to be "easy to relate to"

>protagonist is supposed to be "easy to relate to"
>has kissed a girl before

>protagonist is supposed to be a loser loner
>His ex gf is shown
>She's hot and still cares about him

>OP keeps posting the same threads over and over
>is an absolute faggot

I DEMAND A GIRLFRIEND HOLLYWOOD, YOU PROMISED.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>small town protag gets a summer job
>his co-workers are witty and have great chemistry
>his bosses are charismatic and kooky
>there's a newly single qt waiting for him

>Sup Forums tells me that all I need to find a good girlfriend is to find a hobby that takes me outside and focus on making myself valuable
>get promoted and build a social life
>all the girls I meet are retarded womanchildren that can't spend a second not showing me retarded facebook meme shit or talking about harry potter
>half of them have taken miles of dick before meeting me or have dead hair from constant hair dye

This isn't what Sup Forums promised and not what hollywood promised.

>all the girls I meet are retarded womanchildren that can't spend a second not showing me retarded facebook meme shit or talking about harry potter
i know this feel all to well. literally every single girl uses facebook memes and harry potter to make up for their lack of personality

Replace Facebook with Sup Forums and Harry potter with drive or something and you'd probably find guys here are similar

most people here don't tell people in real life about Sup Forums memes.
at least they fucking shouldn't...

>protagonist once lived a normal life but over a decade of browsing Sup Forums has addled his brain, leaving him unable to think about anything that isnt immediately happening, making things like simple conversation now totally impossible

man, you're on a meme website right now. what makes you think you deserve a partner with a good personality?

Yeah I'll give you that but desu I don't know if guys are in general much better. Sports might be another good example which isn't interesting to people who don't follow it

My gf has only kicked me out of bed ONCE, and was because i was waiting for spain to upload a GOT episode and couldnt stop laughning. Fucking spain, i tried to explain it but she just get even more pissed

>protagonist is supposed to be a socially awkward loner
>is attractive and well-dressed, doesn't stutter or sperg out in social situations
>qt female shows up, flirts with him, finds his awkwardness endearing, asks him out and kisses him when he's too shy to make a move himself

THIS NEVER FUCKING HAPPENS. IF YOU'RE A GUY YOU HAVE TO TAKE THE INITIATIVE AND ASK HER OUT, BECAUSE SOCIAL NORMS DICTATE THE GIRL NEVER WELL. WHY DID YOU LIE TO ME HOLLYWOOD? WHY? YOU RUINED MY SCHOOL YEARS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Name 1 (one) girl who doesn't spend every waking minute blabbing about harry potter and shoving her phone in your face.

Pretty much everyone born in the 90s is human garbage.

>Protagonist once had a normal drive and ambition in life but browsing Sup Forums has addled his brain and now his attention span is 30 seconds long and he postpones everything in favour of looking at the latest memes on the worst board ever, Sup Forums

Congratulations on reaching levels of hypocrisy previously unknown to the human race.

It actually DOES happen if you're exceedingly attractive. I got asked out a lot by girls in high school
Too bad looks fade and I'm ugly as shit nw.

Obligatory.

It does happen. She mistook my autism for being mysterious.

big assumptions there buddy

>Tfw I got the "x thinks you're really cute user, she's into you" treatment in highschool
>Tfw always brushed it off because autism
CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING IN MY SKIN

Is this a shoop? What a ridiculous premise?

>tfw actually saw the movie
It was unironically shit, like most teenage comedies have at least some redeeming qualities this had nothing
>guys gf wants sex
>lol i cant i'm going 40 days and 40 nights without it xD
>other girls find out
>suddenly every girl ever is flirting with him because they cant stand it
>one night the guy and his gf end up...having some sort of odd sex where there are flower petals he blows on her stomach down to her vag
>the next day she talks about an immaculate orgasm she had without touching herself because flower petals
>gets to the point where he starts seeing every woman in the city in their underwear (young and old) because the 40 days and nights are almost up
it was on comedy central once, I regret watching it

Underage redditfag fuck off.

>tfw 13140 days and 13140 nights of no sex

Normalfag pussies.

>character gets phone call
>doesn't let it keep ringing and pace around the room worriedly until it stops and then texts back, "Hey did you phone?"

Hahaha imagine if this actually happened to someone
Just imagine
>imagine

No user you need a hobby that takes you outside to get away from girls.
The further away from girls a man is the happier he is.

>tfw can't even imagine sex