Scenes women will never understand

scenes women will never understand

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fag

Patricians prefer the Lethal Weapon 5 version.

PLAYING, PLAYING WITH THE BOYS

Gay

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>"omg this is so dumb, why are they even racing each other it's sooooo pointless, aren't they brothers ugh"

lot of homoerotic vibes in this movie

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The funny thing is I don't think it was intended that way. I think it was def just supposed to be propaganda for military recruitment.

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What are some other films where two straight men kiss and embrace

Only if you're looking for them, poofter.

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CHAD

CHAD

Listen, before you start with your musi-

*slap bass intro line*

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based uncle hank

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>attempt to watch this with gf
>she's texting her other bf the entire movie

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I love this mobi

It's the fucking navy

>reminded of what val looks like now
fuck aging tbqh

>the Navy isn't the military

omg based pest poster thank u

woosh

>sweaty topless men playing volleyball is gay

t. homo

nah

this is literally the straightest movie of all time

only normies who've been influenced too much by Freud and other pseudoscientific hacks like Kinsey who are incapable of interpreting male relationships without putting them in a sexual context see gayness in it

This is such fucking kino

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The director was a huge flaming fag and intentionally put homoerotic elements in it, look it up.

>married to 3 different women
>flaming fag

k

Are heteros literally the biggest cucks of all time? Literally WE tier
>NO THAT MOVIE IS NOT GAY AT ALL IN FACT ITS SUPER STRAIGHT
>UGH THIS SONG IS JUST ABOUT FRIENDSHIP YOU FLAMING QUEERS
>[INSERT] APPRECIATED THE MALE FORM PURELY NON-SEXUALLY

go back to tumblr

>implying it's not the exact opposite

>UUUUH, THAT GUY IS TOTALLY GAY. I'M A HUGE FLAMING FAG, SO I KNOW BETTER THAN U
>I'M INCAPABLE OF HAVING NONSEXUAL RELATIONSHIPS WITH OTHER MEN SO THESE TWO WERE DEFINITELY GAY BECAUSE THEY TALKED TO EACH OTHER ONCE
>THIS GUY LOOKS TOO GOOD TO NOT BE GAY. LOOK AT ME SUCKING THIS DICK

I haven't seen top gun but some people see homoeroticism in everything. spongebob, jackass, fight club, fucking rocky

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the fuck is going on here?

>homoeroticism in fight club

THat was kinda the point

you mean, "scenes straight men will never understand"

Top Gun was gay as fuck

whats homoerotic about fighting eachother?

any display of masculinity is gay now, apparently

There was this scene when the protagonist ruined this flamboyant blonde's pretty face because he was jealous of him and he was drawing Bard Pitt's attention. That was definitely homoerotic unless you're in denial.

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>Jared Leto

yea anything with him in it is immediately gay.

Don't you play Volleyball with your bros at the beach? You must be a fucking lonely beta loser

>sissified men fall for an alpha male role model that looks like a male model
>"we're a generation raised by women, I don't think another one is the answer to our questions"
>beta male character turns out to think himself into thinking he's a ultra male chad
>testosterone driven fights attract disillusioned modern day males
>no homosexual undertones

It's a take on fascism more than anything but that and homoeroticism are kinda linked

Fight Club yeah. Not the rest of that though.

It's from Womb (2010). Eva Green reconnects with her childhood love (Doctor Who), who immediately dies while they're out on a date to bomb a cloning facility. So she clones him, carries him, gives birth to him, and raises him. And for the entire time all she can think about is how badly she wants his cock.

the point was being edgy I think destroying something beautiful just because you can

Shh user he's projecting. Let him have his suppressed fantasies

Are you seriously going to ignore the scenes where he was visibly jealous?

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Just maintain a good physique from your mid 20's and you shoud be ok. My dad had a home gym from his early 20's. Now he's 49 and people think he's 10 years younger.

even then it's not gay just insecure, it's alot more common amongst women

by your logic american psycho is gay too

>what are genes

I'm not saying he was gay, but it was hella homoerotic.

>her other bf

Doesn't have much to do with genes. A bit, yes. But as long as you live somewhat healthy and don't grow a stomach you should be fine

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He's also been a massive alcoholic for his entire life. He's drank so much he has throat cancer now, shit is sad.

This guy just went full retard

THROUGH THE FIRE
TO THE WIRE
WHEN THE FLAMES ARE BURNING HOT
THEY'LL TAKE YOU HIGHER

It wasn't intended because they just wanted a movie that had cool Dogfights and needed a story thing in it, the only reason the Volleyball scene is in there is because the director figured they needed something for the girls.

I don't know where the guy that keeps getting hard-ons comes from.

This is the undisputedly greatest soundtrack ever recorded for the movie and you cannot prove me otherwise.

youtube.com/watch?v=vhW9BwyMEY4

This is what Movie soundtracks want to grow up to be, every single one of these songs are nothing less than god tier and make your blood pump, everytime you listen it's a blast because you throughly enjoy every single song and when you realize you're already at Through the Fire, with only Destination Unknown left, and then the album ends and you know, YOU JUST KNOW you could just start all over again.

Eva is a talentless whore.

Where is this from? Seems pretty WWI kino

I've never felt the things I felt than while watching Commando and seeing how fucking awesome everything was.

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>its ok when women do it

are you implying there isn't jealously in friendship? you never had a best friend meet with his old childhood friend and felt left out? or hang out with someone else and not call you? or give more attention to someone else and you feel you're being replaced? This and his dependency on Tyler are recurring themes in the movie you retard. Stop projecting your homosexuality onto everything

to quote patrice o neal, the guy is the fucker while the woman is the fuckee s theres a difference

What the fuck, nobody thinks it is.

kino

women get a slap in the wrist when they rape men, commit statutory rape, falsely accuse men of rape, kill their babies etc

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