Novv that the dust has settled, vvhat did you guys think of the vvitch? is the film great? okay? avvful?

novv that the dust has settled, vvhat did you guys think of the vvitch? is the film great? okay? avvful?

It was okay I guess. I liked that the villain was the goat.

really loved the atmosphere, and having the actors talk in that gibberish accent made it better still. kid actors did a pretty good job, which is rare to see.

only good horror movie in years

I seriously didn't understand one word they said

This, honestly. Great atmosphere and not one jumpscare in it. 9/10.

really though why didn't they just use a w

I thought it was pretty alright. Well acted and well shot. I just saw It Comes at Night, which is also a horror film from A24. Both films have great atmosphere and It Comes at Night has this nice sense of dread throughout the whole movie. I would recommend it if you enjoyed The VVitch, although it does suffer from a few unnecessary jump scares

On a scale from 1-10 how fucking stupid are you?

Thomasin did nothing wrong.

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it's a shitty boring movie that dumb asses who think they're smart like

>This shit's got nothing on Insidious 3, yo!

This is a lesson in how to make a horror film in 2017.

Most horror films seem to be saying:
>B-but everyone's seen everything before so its really hard to scare people so we are justified in using jump scares to solicit a reaction.

This film responds:
>vvatch this

great

Loved this movie but I don't understand why everyone jerks off horror movies that don't use jump scares. It's a fine tactic if it's executed properly. "It" is a pretty good recent example, it balanced jump scares and atmosphere / horror fantasy really well.

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>it balanced jump scares and atmosphere / horror fantasy really well.
No it fucking didn't.

What the fuck is this shit

Oh no! The forbidden word!

Did they all make deals with Black Philip or just the twins?

Best horror movie of the decade, slow with a tense feeling of dread and impending doom

That wasn't even a jump scare, It was already in the scene before he started running. Not sure what you're getting at

about a V

Total A grade Schlock

Would you fuck The VVitch?

The kids didn't even make deals with Black Philip, they just listened to him trash talk the older sibling and so started to turn everyone in the family against one another because they were repeating his accusations. Only the main girl (forget her name) makes a deal with him at the end because she has nowhere else to turn (self fulfilling prophecy) which is what the goat / Satan wanted all along.

hmmm let me think about it

>That wasn't even a jump scare
Except it was. You LOUD NOISES aficionado.

cheeky scene

very

It's up there with important work like Annabelle and Insidious, same type of atmosphere. Really a great horror.

Lol it really wasn't though, a loud noise doesn't make it a jump scare. It was already in the scene (actually he entered really slowly from the water) and had been talking to Bill before that. It wasn't really startling at all.

A better example of a jump scare would be the projector scene, especially since I thought I'd seen all of that in the trailer.

shut the fuck up retard

it's strange looking so you pay more attention to it
like se7en or HalloweeN

>ywn be a goat who tricks girls of questionable age walking naked into the woods to fuck each other

Was my MOTY. Fucking speechless when I found out it was a directorial debut. Also really appreciated the attention to authenticity and detail.
Excited to see more from him, while I'm not stoked that its going to be a remake of nosferatu, but its a project he wanted to do and not a marketing stunk so I'm willing to give it a shot.

Written language changes. "W" used to be written with two Vs. Sometimes they crossed in the middle.

I liked The Wailing more desu.

how to get qt vvitch gf??

I don't watch horror movies because i'm a huge faggot scared of his own shadow but this one intrigues me

It's not really scary, I don't know why people label is at a horror film. It's just tense.

Not that guy but I did not know that. I learned something today. Thank you.

STOP
You don't have to comment every time a movie has a girl you want to fuck. Sup Forums is about having discussions. Go find a porn message board.
I mean, could you imagine Sup Forums if every thread was hijacked by girls spamming about Michael Fassbender's dick or Tom Hiddleston's ass?

yeah BRO. shit's so TENSE. it's just got tons of ATMOSPHERE. DUDE TENSION ATMOSPHERE CINEMATOGRAPHY KINO LMAO!!!

this
pedo goat is best goat

Okay? I didn't even particularly like the film.

Are you alright?

I only have two words to say about the VVitch.

Muh. [/]|)ick.

>teen girl breast peeking by camera
>Split does the same thing
Are we heading towards some weird normalization of attraction towards 13 year olds?

faggot

>I liked that the villain was the goat.
no, the family was both the villain and the protagonist, goat was just a bystander

you've been living under a rock? teens have been hypersexualized for decades

underrated

what are you, fucking gay?

a fine movie that's considered 10/10. just to show how much hollywood is dead.

>I mean, could you imagine Sup Forums if every thread was hijacked by girls spamming about Michael Fassbender's dick
Sounds great.

not sure what people mean by this, when movies haven't been made in hollywood really for over 20 years.

>could you imagine Sup Forums if every thread was hijacked by girls spamming about Michael Fassbender's dick or Tom Hiddleston's ass?
Nice night for a walk

This. The family self destructs because of pride. Black Phillip was just waiting to pick up the pieces.
They were Calvinist, they believe in predestination. The devil doesnt "seduce" you, your final fate was written before you were already born.

>not knowing about Middle English typography
>being this ftupid

I'm excited for the director's upcoming Nosferatu remake

U and V used to be the same letter.

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I didn't get the appeal.
It was extremely boring, and only had two unsettling scenes, the part where the witch is pulping the baby down into a mix, and later when she's seen near the farm animals at night.
Barring that the movie is just a drama, horror wise it's boring af.

pleb filter

i want to ayyy her lmao