Dude

Dude...

I wish the storyline wasn't so predictable so I could watch more than five minutes of this award winning drama episode

Worst episode

Nah, that was the boring military one.

The military one was at least in theme with the show, being a technological horror. San Junipero is so out of place in the entire show.

Are you fucking serious? If those are bad, what is the one with the bees?
That tryhard ending alone was worse than anything else in the whole season.

>not the one with over a third of confused screaming
Try again

The military one and the social upvotes one were the worst by far

I want to be a sexy black lesbian in my VR retirement home.

The ending of the bees one ticked me off so much.

you mean pic related?

if so, you're baiting right?

Upboats was number 2 this season, after the pedo kid episode.
>inb4 people agree because killing pedos is kino

Do I remember right that they could somehow delete themselves from the simulation if they got bored?
>Otherwise have fun spending the literal rest of eternity in an unchanging tech demo with some random lesbo that you have absolutely nothing in common with.
>And this is somehow romantic and uplifting. Not to get too Sup Forums about it, but if it was a regular heterosexual couple, a lot of people would have called this a dystopic future.

does there have to be a gimmicky twist for you to consider a story enjoyable?

It was shit.

I've only watched the first episode of this show. They teach you in middle school that you never ever give in to terrorists' or hostage takers' demands or it will encourage others to use the same tactic. It makes no sense that a prime minister would fuck a pig on live TV to get a hostage released.

I understand that they can't spend too much time on character development in this format, but that shit with the little girl at the beginning foreshadowing that he's a pedo, fucking weak.

The first episode is probably the worst one. It's supposed to set the 'dystopian now' tone though.

someone post the pic

This.

>he says, defending the episode that relies on a gimmicky twist
My issue with black mirror is that if you know the theme of the episode, you have absolutely no reason to watch the episode

it was ok

what if... there was an app... instead of parents?

It was so fucking boring. So was the bees one desu.

White Bear was the worst. San Junipero was lackluster though.

>BLACKED mirror

>what if we made a episode about lesbians but also in the 80s
>instant Emmy
>tumblr explodes with joy

Alt-Right Crybabies Cry About Literally Everything.

Their sexuality wasn't pushed and had little to do with the episode. Changing their genders would still equate to the same story. It was not the strongest story though.

No shit the fact that they were lesbians was the only reason Tumblr and it's praise comes from

This was worded like the episode was written to pander. It clearly wasn't.

It is easily one of the worst user
>twist is obvious from the outset
>2 endless exposition dumps (one underground, one in the cell at the end)
>nonsensical ending
Only good thing in it was Michael Kelly

Black Mirror is the only show to do Twilight Zone better than the Twilight Zone and San Junipero was an excellent episode. Get over it unfuckable hate nerds.

I thought Shut up and Dance was the strongest episode of the season.

San Junipero was good, 8/10. But no way near as good as the acclaim it got. Not a 2 emmy award winning ep.

However it makes up for it because the Xmas special and Entire History of You didn't win anything. Entire history of you is one of the best episodes of anything I've ever seen. Up there with my favourite movies.

I hated the zombie/army episode. I'm a pretty liberal, anti-war guy, but i just felt like the episode had a boring rehashed plotline to choke a message down my throat. Bees episode was ok, pretty forgettable.

This was the only episode I had to skip because of how boring it was.

>Dude...

elderly VR lesbos lmao!

It was terrible and derivative.