I'm drawing a blank when it comes to sultry Latina actresses.
Who should play Carmen Sandiego in the live adaptation?
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>sultry Latina
lmao it's almost 2018, get with the times
Idris Elba
they would probably cast wonder woman
Idris Elba
Idris Elba
there already is one
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Idris Elba
Role defaults to the Modern Family chick
Nah shes too silly to play such a role. Ana de Armas should have every Latina role ever because shes gorgeous and not a subhuman spic.
My dick demands it
>too silly to play a supercriminal that can steal Neptune out of orbit
Salma Hayek
Regardless sofia is gross and used-up expired roastie. and she looks like a tranny. Ana should get the role
The new adaptation is a cartoon, mong.
That don't look like no Latina I've ever seen
Gal Gadot
>carmen sandiego
give me a ghostwriter movie
Sofia Viagra
They could cast Genesis Rodriguez, but i wish for a more seductive/elegant woman i can't even imagine who.
I'd say Sofia Vergara, but probably she will be too old for that, Maybe Jessica Biel
>Genesis Rodriguez
I don't like women who falsely claimed rape
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file size is a disgrace
no
Why did you have to find a warrant? Shouldn't you just be able to go to a judge and get one?
Does she have to be a Latina?
No, but she needs to be THICC, and despite Eva Green's mammaries, unfortunately she doesn't qualify as THICC.
Never really saw Sandiego as think. She's a master thief. Pretty sure they have to be nimble.
some nigger
That looks like dove cameron or elsa hosk
80's Gina Gershon was almost an exact match
If it has to be a latina, well Victoria Justice i guess?
they made one starring nic cage :^)
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Penelope Cruz /thread
It's like the character was modeled on her
This pls
wait 3 years and give it to that Moaner chick from Transformers
Is there going to be a live action film or is this just a subtle 'inevitable biopic' thread
For years I've thought Angelina Jolie would be perfect as Carmen. She's not too old yet either.
Carmen works best as an elusive shadow figure that you can almost reach but not ever catch. Even having her in a scene means she's no longer 3-5 steps ahead. Cast some latina model, only shoot her from around a corner or off in the distance.
Or just make the detective the protagonist.
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she looks like a mummy now
fuck off skeleton
she has to make me feel funny in the pants
It will be a midnight black Nigerian with nappy hair