WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU FAGGOTS ARE DOING ON MY LAWN?

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU FAGGOTS ARE DOING ON MY LAWN?

Nothing.

Whoooaaaa whoaaa
Faggots?
Are you seriously going to be using that kind of language in the year 2016, Carl?

Uh sorry bro. We'll be right out ya hair in a minute. Well, I say hair...

I DON'T SEE YOUR FRIGGIN' NAME ON IT

You tonight.

>I read that in shakes voice

Serious question: Is Carl the greatest cartoon character of all time?

Undeniably.

If he isn't, he's certainly top 3.

With out a doubt of course he is

At least top 4.

Carl is so powerful he BTFO Steven universe fags on Tumblr. you tell me

Indeed he is , i would pay for an idea i read in some thread agos:
>make parodys of the actual shows of CN but every characther is Carl and his VA

>make parodys of the actual shows of CN but every characther is Carl and his VA
Every character would be a bit much but having a Carl in every show would be fucking beautiful.

>One character as Carl in every cartoon.

Would make everything more watchable.

Does anyone have any Bob Belcher Carls?

Hes one of the funniest and most relatable YOU EVER BEEN RAPED BY A DOG

Sup Forums, lock the doors. You don't wanna see that.

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>Jake IS the dick

Your car is badass. TOO BAD YOU'RE A PUSSY

What is it about Carl that just makes him so great.

>funny as fuck
>relatable douche personality
>great voice
>wants to die

I want my name to be spaghetti

I don't get why people think he's so great or funny. I mean he's just a (albeit perfect) stereotype of an old jersey guinea