/got/ General

Moon is no egg edition

Previously on /got/

moron

Catelyn did literally nothing wrong and nobody has yet to prove otherwise

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>tfw you live too see ur pic as OPic

dany

Where did Gendry get those chains

>Kidnapped Tyrion and started the war and got her husband imprisoned.

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GODS WHAT A STUPID THREAD

Nothing wrong with taking hostages from a house that already committed an act of war against yours

BUMBOI

Where was the evidence for said act of war?

The dagger

>kidnapped Tyrion
>that got Tywin to start burning up the Riverlands
>it made Robb have to take the Twins to reach Riverrun faster
>it made him take the retarded deal with the Freys
>it got him killed in the end

>No proof
>Commits a real act of war
>Can't even follow through on that act of war

It's really a wonder any Stark's lived at all

>Mmmm we want to cross
>OK what will you give me as tribute to cross my bridge
>Mmmmm all my non betrothed children
>R.. really? I just wanted some gold but ok.. Do you think you need to talk to them about that first? I mean your son is literally a king
>Mmmmm nope

Azor Petyr

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>literally forcing Ned to take the job as Hand
>letting Jaime go, bringing Robb's demise
>abandoning her children because lel
>thrusting Petyr and basically trying to murder an innocent man

That wasn't evidence, that was conjecture and proof of how idiotic and unfit to rule nobles like her were.

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/jonerys/ reporting in

>robb was a king before he even crossed the twins
user, I...

Cast her

>Implying he wasn't
What level of fan fiction are you even on user?

Can they build a canal around Moat Cailin or is there a better place for it?
It looks to be far enough from the Greyjoys.

Why is he so perfect /got/?

Are you memeing or what, I can't tell

As of today? She's looking worse than her grandmother so I guess queen of thorns
Remember not to slag kids

Starks would really be better off if they never ever left the North

Why would they need a canal if it's basically surrounded by swamps?

How would he have dealt with Danny invading and the white walkers?

Never memed in my life showfag, try the source material next time

Loras Tyrell

Same as what they already did but he would have kept Jaime in line and under his thumb.

She's 35 and she doesn't look bad at all for that age. Pic related is most recent

CAREFUL SON CAREFUL NOW

>the dagger is evidence
>implying Tyrion would ever, EVER, bet against Jaimie
She was retarded to eat that up

He was declared King at Riverrun weeks after he crossed at the Twins, don't try bamboozling me u faggot

Why would they need a canal in the first place?

Will ask Qyburn to genetically engineer Blastoise so he can flood the dragons

>Those pounds of makeup
I stand by what I said, she'd make a great queen of thorns, so long as she doesn't try to show her wonky chest

She doesn't know shit about Tyrion and just did whatever her former beta orbiter told her to.

Varys should have warned Ned and Cat about LF from the start but he had titanium tier plot armor at the moment.

Nah, he already made scorpions to handle the dragons

No he didn't

Also you don't really get Tywin memes

BOW YA SHITS

THE BEE BIT MY BOTTOM. NOW MY BOTTOM BIG

*blocks your path*

aaggghhh...

CAREFUL BOAR

>according to The World of Ice and Fire the Reynes of Castamere hid in their gold mines so Tywin flooded them and killed the entire family

Is this really now the canon version on what happened?

IM COMMING UNCLE

AAAGGGHHH NEPHEW SAVE ME

He would've used the united Westerosi armies to defeat Dothraki in careful military battles in forests, hills, and places horses have trouble.
He then would've used siege weapons to throw Wildfire at Daenery's dragons in hopes of hurting/killing one of them

why don't they try to speak with the night king ? everytime the "good guys" face him they just stare at him, it's like they've read the script and know that the white walkers don't talk

The Neck is god awful swamp land, building a canal through it would bee incredibly difficult. It would be easier to build one from Ironman's Bay to the Blue Fork.

ALMOST THERE

reporting

I CAN'T , THESE TARG SHITS ARE IN THE WAY!

If Bobby loved Lyanna so much, why didn't he spend the Tourney of Harrenhal with her instead of getting shitfaced?

Why would he speak Common

CAREFUL NON CAREFUL

AAAAHHHHHHHGGGGGHHHHHH

So by that logic, if discussing on how to fight the Targaryen he would be killing dragons?
That guy's a genius

>tfw i made this and people actually saved it
feels good man

Nothing feels better thn seeing your oc reposted

GODS WERE SO MANY NOW

Would the Night King have spared Craster since he gave him recruits?

Being shitfaced was a prerequisite to loving her.

RISE YA SHITS

... YOUR GRACE

LANCEEELLLLLLLL

Why does Jeor have Longclaw? It's the family sword and he's renounced all the rights the Mormont name bears

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A WHORE WITH A FAT ARSE MARRYS A HALF-WIT WITH A STUTTER

George is a sexist.

NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED RUN MY KINGDOM NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

Is there any chance we'll get Gendry in full armor with an antler helmet like Robert's next season?

A HALF-WITTED WHORE'S SWORD AT THE HEAD OF A DOTHRAKI BOOOOOAAAAAARRRR

Rhaegar fucked you're waifu and had a son with her

Another fine thread.
Let the good day begin.

BORN BETWEEN SALT AND SMOKE BROTHER .. ARE YOU A HAM?

I don't know.
What?

IS THAT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR KING??? CAREFULL NED CAREFULL NOW I 'LLHAVE YOUR HEAD ON A BOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

>bobbyposting is returning in full force
you're torturing the poor board

Stop talking like a retard, Robert and do something about Cersei, her children aren't yours.

good meme.

Ever read about the building of the Panama Canal?

It's not so simple as digging a glorified ditch from coast to coast

>aaggghhh...a man is no one

Even if he had a rule that only men can wield the family sword (because iirc in the books at least there was a bearess that was more than capable), it should have stayed within the house, exhibited or in armory, until a proper male comes of age to wield it.

But thats my pic. Fuck off.

Maybe, but Azor Ahai needs to have a special snowflake sword.

I know this is b8, but
>Let Jamie go
>Kidnapped Tyrion
>Let feelings get in the way of logic
>Basically got her and Robb killed
I mean, I didn't like Robb, but I hated her even more for getting them killed.

GODS WE ARE STRONG NOW, KNOCKED THEM DOWN WITH THE BREASTPLATE STRETCHER

Arthur Dayne was a member of the Kingsguard and he got to keep Dawn

>Sup Forums- Television & Film
>showfag

YOU MADE ME DO THIS NED I HAD NO OTHER CHOICE

She has amazing tits.

lie

>outed as a showfag

Ironic. Robb wasnt crowned until after Ned died, you mong.

Spoony?