Lil bit of old Shmork slipped through there

Lil bit of old Shmork slipped through there...

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>Bone but with girly bits
What did he mean by this?

Was this the kind of foreplay he had with his fat sweaty roommate before he sucked his dick?

im going to fucking kill schmorky one day

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y tho?

Or him and his psychotic wife?

He's not worth it, man. He's going to kill himself eventually, just like that one wikipedia editor.

I wish the Flash Tub was still playable on Something Awful. I never got to download them all. Most of the episodes don't work anymore or are just gone.

This is like some weird halfway between too realistic and too cartoony and it just comes out unsettling awful

kek

Hey man, why don't we just let time kill schmorky.

He sucked his wife's dick?

If that's a map of her legs then what is the skull and crossbones supposed to represent?

> thigh worship

yes, good

>slob girls and NEETS
Just my cross to bear

Dude, I fucking love slob girls but you need better standards than Shmorky's tranny muppets.

WHATS THE JOKE FUCKLEY

David "Göntermann" Foxfire's life.

Her p

Hopefully Clementine counts as a step in the right direction, then.

I gotta say i entered for one reason but now i'm leaving with a pic of a dog getting hit on the dick, i can surely say this is going to be a damng good day.

I still have the insane recording of him and his "wife" fighting. The one where he does his cartoon voice while she threatens to kill herself and screams about solving the Jewish question.

This is Shmorky
picosong.com/UPDW

>diaper in first panel

Yep, that's him all right

disgusting

turns out the baby fur also has a disgusting slob girl fetish

who would have guessed?

>slob
>not the best
granted, i only like slob when it's paired with bbw/ssbbw

Dude get your shit together.

i have my shit together. i just have weird fetishes.

what the fuck did i just experience?

Shmork and his gf on a good day.

It's okay, I've studied Tumblr humour for years.
Silly faces usually gets a laugh. Plus characters acting super chill is well loved. And if they're hairy? Ho boy, tumblr eats that stuff up.

enis

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She has that classic fat girl voice.

He sucked off a dude because he didn't want to move back with his uncle and have to get a job. He literally chose sucking dick over actual work. That's hilarious.

True happiness.
>stop pretending
>I'M NOT PRETENDING UH UH UH!

Is it true that Shmorky is a girl now? I'm so glad people are free to decide if they're boys or girls.

>tfw I like both shmorky's old stuff and his new stuff and the only thing that turns me off of him is when personal drama becomes public

I was hungry and then I saw this pick so now I'm not hungry anymore.

If you look at it long enough, it becomes a split lip instead of a cheek

>Genre: Blues
I Kek a mighty Kek

How do you people get this stuff

wew lad

Shmorky uploaded it himself because he thought it would get him pity/tumblr ass pats, but instead it opened a window into how batshit insane he is.

It's been floating around for years, I even saw it on Tumblr.

The ex girlfriend put it on the internet

What the fuck is that voice?

Bit of context for that whole recording. His ex-gf has some sort of schizo disorder and was pretty much convinced by Shmorky to go off of her meds. As you can imagine, that turned out so well for her.
Eventually she got fed up with Shmorky and ditched his ass a long while back. Apparently Shmorky is now living in some trailer with his parents out in MO.

Hey guys
what do you want?

He's a klumpfkin babyfur.
He genuinely believes he's one of his own cartoons and has to talk like one all the time.
He tried to do a speech at deceased family members funeral in that voice and was pulled off the podium.

Kill yourself

>He tried to do a speech at deceased family members funeral in that voice and was pulled off the podium.

holy fuck

Artists are weird.

>WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?
>WHADDAYOUWANTFROMAHGHAGGHSREEEEEEEEEE

Klurfporn

Why are the mtf trannies so fucking crazy? I've yet to hear about an autistic ftm transgender.

>klumpfkin

Leg hair is never soft when it comes to adults. It's always slightly coarse, never super comfortable.

Please upload the Flash Tubs somewhere Shmorky. They no longer play on Something Awful.

Shit taste friend. Slob is best when it's a juxtaposition with a hot girl. Especially if she gets off on it,

Her mental issues have turned her off sex and she said they only ever had intercourse once. Pretty shameful on his part, if you can't stick your dick in crazy then it's not even worth it.

>total silence
>then that fucking voice
i can't handle this.

Oh they're insane.
Arguably much much more than FtM.

Trannies that want to be female do so because they think a girl's life is easier and that they can get all the female privileges that way. Of course they can't because they'll be a nasty creature that nobody wants, but they are correct that women always has had and will have it much easier.

A woman who wants to give away her female privilege and become an overworked man with nothing but responsibility must be absolutely completely fucking out of her mind.

she meant vaginal intercourse
other times shmorky asked her to finger him in his nonexistant pussy and other times he roleplayed as a baby and her his caregiver with diapers and pissplay involved allegedly

youtu.be/TLV5ECmLlgY

Shmorky's actual voice at the beginning; not the retarded ass klurf sounding one.

You gotta be shittin' me.

delete this
that's not who he is any more

>Trannies that want to be female do so because they think a girl's life is easie
Wrong, it's a physiological need. They have developed a female brain that expect female hormone feedback from the gendered endocrinian gands of their body, and get fucked up because it receive male feedback instead.

The change of sex isn't considered as a fix-all solution, but more like finally being rid of a thorn that was there all along.

Has anyone here ever bought one of his shirts?

>They have developed a female brain
If gender is a social construct then "a female brain" is impossible.
So which is it, tumblr.

I've bought his comics

Shmork, if this is you, know that we know you're a hot mess but love you anyway.

This

kiwifarms.net/threads/shmorky-david-kelly-daisy-kay.23467/page-32

Here's where Shmork's ex posts and talks about her time with him.

>Ah! My Beef!

Thanks for the input /r9k/

>picosong.com/UPDW
reminder that smorrgy trolled a wiki editor until he killed himself.

>other times shmorky asked her to finger him in his nonexistant pussy

....How does that work exactly? She pokes his nutsack while he pretends to get off on it?

It's both, kind of. You can have a physiological female brain, but a physiological male body. So what gender are you, according to biology? You can't be both, so socially, that is to say without a hard basis in biology, you "chose" to be one gender or the other. It's theorized that eventually we could treat the brain instead of the body so people wont have to go through serious surgery, but I don't think we're very far into that kind of research.

I get that you're going for "CHECKMATE, TUMBLR" here, but it's actually a really fascinating issue from a biology standpoint.

>the jewish question
10/10 holy shit

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>I do not own people
>YES YOU DO!
ahahah nigga how many redpills did you take?

thanks for posting, i laugh every time

>physiological female brain
Last I heard this theory was being criticized for being based on brain autopsies of transsexuals that had been on hormones for years.
Did someone get around to checking out the brains of transsexuals that hadn't taken hormones yet?

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Looks like he managed to pay rent.

I don't know about the hormones thing but the theory still holds up considering all humans start as female in the womb, it's possible for the brain to develop improperly compared to the rest of the body.

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>all humans start as female in the womb
That's feminist misinformation. Completely retarded on the same level as saying that hair that is shaved grows back thicker.

The human fetus is determined from the moment of conception by its chromosomes already present in the sperm. A boy does not "start as a girl" in the womb. The genitalia of the fetus is neither fully male or female until it is finished, but what it will become is already determined. It isn't a fully functioning vagina that then turns into a penis. Only chromosome damage causes malformed genitalia.

>Sup Forums arguing about neuroscience
No doubt this will be a productive and insightful discussion.
If you want actual answers, try Wikipedia for a start and dig through the sources they list. For example this article:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex_differences_in_psychology

However, from personal experience, none of the trans-women I know are particularly feminine. Something IS wrong with transgender people but I'm not sure it's the brain-body disparity that they claim it is. They want to be women, that much is true, and they can do what they want with their bodies. But don't force your self-perception on the rest of society. Don't get pissy at me because I used male pronouns because I've mistaken you for a man when you look and act like a man. I'm not psychic, I can't tell what you feel inside.

>not even Hitler could save me
>they always win
Not this time.

>start as female
It's a little more complicated than that. It's true that the fetus starts with two sets of genitalia and their further development depends on the presence of testosterone and that lots of things can fuck up during that process (like that one case of a guy who found out at the age of 43(?) that he had a perfectly ordinary womb hanging around his insides that wasn't attached to anything), but claiming that this means transsexuals must be people with intersex brains is quite a leap. Just because something's conceivably possible doesn't mean it has to be the case.

I think it's just occams razor at this point though. Easier to assume something biological is wrong than assume every transexual is just choosing to transition because they feel like it. I mean, maybe some are, but there's got to be some underlying factor here.

It seems to be more caused by social pressure causing a now-recognized mental condition to be coveted and sought after as a cure-all for life's issues. People who don't have traditional gender dysphoria are jumping on the bandwagon because life's not going well for them and they surround themselves with liberal-minded assholes who encourage a dramatic physical and hormonal change instead of pursuing alternate avenues of relief. Look at the average Something Awful convent (not coincidentally were Shmorky came from), and you'll see people (trans or not) wholeheartedly encouraging and supporting transitioning at the drop of a hat.

Transitioning isn't a cure-all for life's problems, nor is it some trendy "phase" you can go through for a couple years because some of your Internet buddies claim positive results. It's a decision that takes external counseling, multiple perspectives, and serious personal insight to go into, and even then it's not riskless. Even if you don't go for the operation, those hormones can mess with the head (often MtF cases) like nobody's business.

>It's true that the fetus starts with two sets of genitalia
Wut. Fetuses do not have four gonads.

Well said