ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS
IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT A NEW /TREK/ GENERAL IS NEEDED TO POST MORE ABOUT ME, GUL DUKAT. I ASSURE YOU, IT IS MY GREATEST PLEASURE TO MAKE THIS NEW THREAD TO SHOWCASE THE SUPERIORITY OF CARDASSIA AND ALSO I FUCKED KIRA'S MOTHER AND YOUR POPE
THAT IS ALL
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YES
Discovery will suck wont it?
Everything sucks.
What is Dukat going to do with this baseball?
>be alpha red shirt starfleet engineer
>build weapons of mass destruction, call it research to fool the captian
>confuse vulcan scientist chicks with logic and bang them
>get to blow up fitlhy cardasians because of the war
>have regular orgy's in the holodecks.
>dont have to buy your redshirt mates any birthday presents because they will be death anyway in a few days.
Use it for Princess Nine cosplay.
name my band
>name my band
The Three Musketeers.jpg
Ha HA
Barclay_Dandy_Force_3.exe
acknowledging sisko - something shaniqua martin queen didnt do
*squats on your ship while playing shitty music and complaining incessantly*
You just don't GET IT, maaan.
why was O'Brien so racist?
u kno nuttin of da cardie scum
Tbf that quote is accurate
*encourages you to vote for Doq amn bo'Dagh cha' in the next federation presidential election*
Imagine the worst star trek episode ever. Now take that and make a show 10 times worse. That's STD.
Imagine the blandest star trek episode ever. Now take that and make a show 10 times duller. That's Orville.
Post Star Trek characters that built their own personal hell, drip by drip.
Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil
...
Post Star Trek characters that built their own personal hell, quote by quote.
Post Star Trek characters that built their own personal hell, question by question.
Computer
Make the scene dimmer
Now add some lens flair
More
Increase lens flair saturation by 200%
Good
Now computer
Subtract the humour content by 50%, and increase action to compensate by 150%
Excellent
Now computer
On my mark
Replace 75% of the crew compliment with assorted minorities
Now replace 66% of the alien crewmembers with human African American females
Very good
Now computer
Disengage safety protocols
ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS
DOES ANYONE ELSE WAIT A WEEK BETWEEN CUMMIES? I REALLY FIND IT CHANGES THE CONSISTENCY. AFTER A FEW DAYS IT BECOMES LIKE A JELLY. ON DAY 7 I LIKE TO PRETEND IM SPIDERMAN BECAUSE IT IS LIKE HIS WEBSHOOTERS FIRING OUT OF MY URETHRA.
IS THIS NORMAL?
"Want to play catch Damar? :3"
queers
Not throw it with his kids since he wanted some bajoran pussy
>family is the most important thing to Cardies
>has 7 kids
>swears on one of their lives that they will reclaim all lost territory
>threw them all away for your half-Bajoran bastard
>cheated on your wife for 7 years with Kira's mom
Dukat was the worst Cardassian
dukat posting is now my favorite meme
>Enterprise starts to actually get good later on
>3rd season is what voyager should've been
>4th season is what ENT should have been from the start
>gets canceled
>gets that awful finale
FUCK
ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS.
I FUCKED KIRA'S MOM. I HAVE RECORDED MYSELF DURING THE ACT AND WILL BROADCAST THIS RECORDING TO EVERY SCREEN IN THE STATION AND ON THE PLANET'S SURFACE FOR THE NEXT 24 HOURS.
THAT IS ALL.
Damar was the hero Cardassia needed.
Especially if you do it in his condensating tone
Are we posting people who did nothing wrong again?
yes
*blocks your finale*
The Mustache Maketh The Man Trio - or TMMTMT for short.
And speaking of facial hair, can anyone find the collection of short Picard face animation loops, where he has different kinds of mustache, including a klingon one and possible mirror universe ones as well?
Why was Shran in Sisko's dream?
Friendly reminder, the Ferengi were behind the Dominion war, they were the first to make contact with Dominion races and overexaggerated the Alpha-threat. They then hoarded as many weapons as they could, while the price was still low, and then leaking them out slowly once the threat increased (the de Beers diamond method). Selling to all sides (and the frightend neutral states) gave Grand Nagus Zek the profit he needed to withstand the turmoils arising in increasing the Ferenginar market by 50% (allowing females to dress, so they have pockets, so they want to fill them with latinum)
It was all a fairly succesful scheme, since in the end Grand Negus (a.D.) Zek probably went to Risa in order to acquire the planet.
Don't you find it more likely that was Liquidator Brunt?
More like eats it.
Yes
>Kai Winn
I can't accept this image.
Ummm... A-attention Bajoran workers...
I... uhhh... I made a holodeck program that creates 100 holographic replicas of Gul Dukat having rough intercourse Kira's mother...
Ummm... That... That is all.
Oh, I disengaged the safety protocols.
...
>Attention Ferengi Waiters: Your attempt to form a..a... yew-nion is going to fail. You are valuable sources of labour and we wish you no harm. However, if you do not return control of this bar to your profit-generating supervisors, we will be forced to take action. Consider your options carefully... your wealth depends on it. You have eight minutes to make your decision.
>A-hehehehehe
No, don't be silly, that's clearly a different actor.
name me one(1) thing she did wrong
She got old and busted.
>sent troops after a war hero
Whether he was right or wrong to oppose her, this was always going to blow up in her face.
Once Shakaar and co left their farms just take back tghe unguarded equipment and leave to chill in the mountains. Don't send other war vets to hunt him down.
>Computer at regular intervals create CBS shill posts
>Increase virtue signaling by 150%
>Increase indignation by 200%
>Set taste to zero
>Disengage safety protocols
>QUUUUUAAAAAAAARRRRKKKKKKKK
r00d, also
>people age
wtf i hate living now
Got that cool dude killed. Forget his name.
>Bareil
>cool
more like zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>not mentioning the Klingon changes
bottom boy Bariel
I don't care or understand why people here don't like Zek, he's such a funny character and one of the best casting choices in Trek history.
>computer
>how many white Caucasian human males are aboard this vessel?
>"there are no Caucasian lifeforms onboard"
Coming for that ass, zek.
He would totally be cool to meditate with. Or fuck if you are a gay.
He's meant to be annoying, and he does the job so well some people really don't enjoy seeing him on screen.
He was one of the few side characters that never got taken seriously.
Mirrorverse Bareil was cool
>Computer, locate a straight white cis male
>There are no straight white cis males aboard the Enterprise
ENT would have been best Trek if the cast wasn't stuck in a pre-Federation prequel.
>not understanding that all the.normies are on earth
>computer, locate all transgenders.
>1 transgender found, bridge, captain's seat.
VOY and ENT would have both been fantastic from start to finish if not for Berman and Braga being such shitbags.
Children of Bajor.
The river Temard in winter. Kira at Bashi.
Kira's mom, Gul Dukat. Darmok and Jalad on the ocean. Rai and Jiri at Lungha. Rai of Lowani. Lowani under two moons. Jiri of Ubaya. Ubaya of crossroads, at Lungha. Lungha, her sky gray.
Mirab, with sails unfurled.
Rekt.
Khan for certain. Janeway for certain. I'm not sure if Picard is capable of regret.
>I'm not sure if Picard is capable of regret.
I'm pretty sure he'll lecture himself in the mirror until he bore himself out of it or dies
Mister Dukat?
I don't know what to get daddy for father's day. Mister Garek said I should ask what you're getting your daddy.
1991: First time I watched this. Thought they were weird
1998: Thought they were sad
2012: Enjoyed them annoying the crew
2017: Enjoyed them getting owned by the crew
Is there no end to this?
How is Khan responsible for what happened to him? It's all Kirk's fault.
well intentioned people can do shit wrong all the time, this meme is garbage
I don't know, I originally thought I'd dislike it for the setting but kinda ended up liking it even more due to that.
Time to bring up an old debate.
TNG uniforms or VOY uniforms?
TNG
Colour on the shoulders was disgusting, and I was grateful when DS9 updated o the comfy war uniformt
>had to exile himself for being involved in a retarded war
>still a piece of garbage when he wakes up from cryosleep
>exiled by kirk on some dumb planet
how's it not his own fault
TNG seasons 3-7 uniforms desu.
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5. Enterprise
4. Voyager
3. The Original Series
2. The Next Generation
1. Deep Space 9
AHAHAHAHAHA
>DS9 war uniform
yep, very comfy.
top comfy is still the sweaters from The Cage though.
You have reached the end. Hating hippies is the natural course of growth for adult humans.
>Steals your runabout
I don't agree but most of the reasoning isn't bad.
A bit much >muh diversity though.
There is nothing wrong with this, as a TNG diehard I can fully admit that even though my personal preference is for TNG, DS9 is the better show in terms of proper arcs and storylines.
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Not a damn thing. It was her turn!
Let me fix that for you
5. Voyager
4. Enterprise
3. Deep Space 9
2. The Original Series
1. The Next Generation
I like both Enterprise and Voyager more than TOS, but this list is acceptable.
TOS is really a different series than the rest.
Would have been cooler if they talked him into hanging out with the federation for a while and exchanging knowledge. Shame all of the TAS episodes felt half baked.
>no crystalline entity
>including any mirror characters
>lore
>anyone from the Ma'Quis
>Gowron
>any cardie scum
>Brunt
>Lakutis
>no-niggers-in-my-magazine
>Sela
>Pressman
>Jellico
>any Vorta
>the Founder
STOP! STOP THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Jellico literally did nothing wrong.
>filename isn't Hillawinn
Shaka, when the walls fell.
that's a cool screencap, what's it from?