What did Ridley mean by this?

What did Ridley mean by this?

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Hello my baby
Hello my honey
Hello my ragtime gal

He was seeing how much silly bullshit he could get away with

So why did it pop put just looking like a tiny alien instead of a chestburster

Hahaha

ayy lmao

Grandpa forgot to take his pills that morning.

If had balls he could make that proto-alien from Prometheus evolve into the original Gieger alien, complete with the penis head. He could claim it's "the perfect alien" or some shit. But we can't have nice things

Prototypes. David is making alterations and changes as he goes. Supposedly the next movie has the Engineers going after him for revenge. The inference is that he perfects the xenomorphs and probably gets taken out by the Engineers. They then will take the xenos, and the ones the Nostromo encounters are Davids finished product.

>hello world, here I am, naked and unafraid

AYYYYYYYYY

LAMOOOOOO

Take a look. Perfectly safe, I assure you.

If he wasn't such a hack he would not have turned the space jockeys into "lolno that was a suit, they're bald grey men"

I was about to say "well then how did they get all fossilized by the time Alien takes place" then I remembered

Sure thing, robot killer psycho who talks to aliens. What could possibly go wrong?

Indeed. I mean, he said that this building was safe initially but then alien still got in and killed a crew member but this time. This time it's safe.

seeing as a lot of giger's works include humanoids encased in biomechanical structures, it fits reasonably well despite being a slight disappointment in terms of alienness

the whole sequence of everyone panicking up until the dropship gets blown up and everyone follows David into the temple is actually pretty good.

Is Ridley a hack?

He's fucking the alien franchise so hard

seems legit

It's terrible. Tripping on the blood twice was B-movie schlock

In the interview he admitted that he had never seen sequels of Alien.

Everything with the Assbender was good. Everything else except the jewess' tits was shit.

I want to live in that reality.

The first is the only good one.

It's completely understandable in a high pressure situation like that. Besides, she's a doctor and probably has little combat training. The crew weren't expencting to be on that planet at all because they were supposed to be on Oregai 6 - an environment of which they'd done plenty of research on.

our guy

BEBE ALIEN IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
BBE ALIEN GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME

for some reason i found this scene oddly emotional.

very kino.


Also the symbolism is very christ like simmilar to the murial painting in promethues

>that awkward moment when your mom tells you she's a fan of Giger's work

what a qt

well here I go... wish me luck (just kidding lol)

JUST LIKE THE PIED PIPER
DANCING LIKE A MARIONETTE

Oh....not again!

Why was everyone in the movie except him braindead?

>yakkety sax intensifies

No, not really.
She locked the black one up in the med bay because he puked blood on her, so she thought she was infected too right? But that bitch also got blood on her face a minute ago. Alright, she is a selfish bitch, she acting irrational, she rather safe herself even if she is sick too now. But why come back then? Why comeback if you decided contain them? Nice aim btw.
You know, the first Alien had a steel proof excuse for any of the stupid bullshit they might've pulled, they were space truck drivers. These people, second time around I might add, scientista who should really, really know better than do any of the things they've done in these movies.

>engineers become too retarded to handle humans
>humans become too retarded to handle androids
bravo ridley

what did David mean by this?

My own clone!
Now neither of us will be virgins!

It's "understandable" but it's fucking terrible for a film because it looks stupid.
>alien is busy doing something
>slip in blood
>alien notices you
>alien attacks you

>this happens TWICE within 2 minute

Its the Eraserhead baby grown up.

We also should give a shout-out to the black girl. Instead of pommeling that little fucking alien to death with a chair or something she fucking takes a knife and cowers under the table and yells at it in english.

Because its an awful movie. Not one, not ONE thing the crew members did in the movie made logical sense for supposedly selected members on an important mission.

>characters acting like absolute retards in order to move the plot along is "a pretty good sequence"

t. retard user

I told this guy to look into a pulsating alien eggsac that opens up and he actually did it the absolute madman

>"HA HA, TIME TO DESTROY ALL CANON"

I love how fucking random incubation of an alien in Covenant. For captain it was 10 seconds after he woke up but for the acid cheeks it took an hour at least and the facehugger was on him for 5 seconds before they ripped him off what a one pump chump.

friendly reminder that this movie was ruined by nostalgia shitters. It could have been a slow burning mystery thriller exploring the origin of the engineers but the babies wouldn't like that

I thought all the panicking was pretty good but some of it was just too daft. Hell all shit happening to the guys who got infected was unsettling.

FUCK YOU RIDLEY I WANTED PROMETHEUS 2

brainlets ruin everything

Ridley can't commit to any sequel

Obligatory
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>dude they must be some exotic elephant-head people! That's totally not some aviation mask seeing as how it resembles a WWI aviation mask! No way they're giant humans or related to us by DNA despite having human proportions, human skeletal features, human arms and legs with five digits, and the xenomorph looks vaguely human too!

Horror movies have de-evolved from empathizing with the characters' fears to watching retards get mutilated for entertainment.

>that scene when david gets all rapey and kisses that bitch
>her freak out at the end while he smiles

I WAS ABSOLUTE DIAMONDS

i'm no retard

I need closure on this series. Please let Ridley live till he finishes it.

was it aware of its creation? it seems to acknowledge him

who takes over ridleys stuff when he dies

Your mom lied to you.

>ear shattering fart noise

>not "BBRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPP"

r*ddit is that way, newfag

>he's not up to speed on lovecraftposting

spotted the newfag

This is thinspiration. And as a curvey cis fluid unicorn I am immediately going to vent my rage about this on Tumblr.

LITERALLY THIS

>DOESNT WHIP OUT THE TINY TOPHAT AND START TAPDANCING

YA BLEWIT RIDLEY

you clearly have no knowledge of the machinations of how the xenomorph worked pre-nu ridler

tfw when you have such a large dick that you use it to scratch your head

BRING THIS GUY SOME PEPTO BISMOL

looks like Rick
Alien RIIIIICK

>Mel Brooks movies are funn-

>Hello my baby
>Hello my honey
>Hello my ragtime gal

Fun Fact: The only media to show the xenomorph exit the person as a fully formed mini morph was Spaceballs.

Working theory is that Ridley didn't remember what a chestburster was and had only the vague recollection of the parody to go on.

bad writing

Ridley being a retard-denialist