Transparent

Thoughts on the new season? Alia Shawkat goes nude.

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Does she grow a penis? I don't know how the tranny world functions in the early 21st century.

She'd be cuter if it wasn't for those freckles.

What went wrong?

>Alia Shawkat goes nude.
What episode pls

Flapjacks

dem freckles

Imagine being this much of a pleb.

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>first alison bries nudes come out
>now maybes gonna get her amazing rack out


OOOOOO HEAVEN IS A PLACE ON EARTH

Nice, she has a comfy body, thanks

Prepare yourself for a disappointment lads. A very saggy disappointment.

Wait where?

Those might be the most disappointing breasts I've ever seen

I really dont think you guys know what actual irl female boobs are, look or feel like.

have you seen Neve Campbell's?

Someone posted them here awhile back. They were prime brie too not anorexic brie. They did not disappoint that rack is spectacular.

and both were disappointing as fuck

Shes got Natalie Dormer tits

Yeah but I never found her attractive. I was in high school when arrested development came on and jerked dozens of times imagining maybe topless so this one hurts.

>removes hair from nipples, forearms, pits, legs, pussy
She has cute titties, but it would be so much better if she was natural.

I don't think you do. Or you've slept with gross women. The majority of women don't have gross weird boobs. Either that or I've been incredibly lucky.

what a goddamn shame

Ugh why does she have to have that mega dyke haircut

Large natural boobs 'sag,' that's what they do. So from a photograph they are not as aesthetic/porn/super-hero like but in bed/actually fucking is where it counts.

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sad tits, shit bod overall.

>mega dyke

That's nowhere near as bad as it could be. I'm not convinced you know what you're saying.

Compared to her hair on ad yes that's a huge disappointment. But I like my women with long hair.

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>The majority of women don't have gross weird boobs.
Oh boy, are you going to be in for multiple surprises as you go through life.

She already did that.

Get out

All tits are wonderful, in their own way. I've never met a pair I didn't like.

She has lost weight so they aren't as big as they were before

No, you retard. Dormer's were bad because they were tiny AND pancake. Shawkat has big tits, it's perfectly normal for them to hang.

I'm convinced he absolutely has no idea what he's saying.

Stop watching porn.

>this is considered white in america

jesus christ this fucking country.

Hmm

You're queer. You're gay. You're homosexual. You're a poof, you're a poofter, you're a ponce. You're a bumboy, baddieboy, backside artist, bugger. You're bent. You are that arsebandit. You lift those shirts. You're a faggot-ass, fudge-packing, shit-stabbing uphill gardener. You dine at the downstairs restaurant, you dance at the other end of the ballroom. You're Moses and the parting of the red cheeks. You fuck and you are fucked. You suck and you are sucked. You rim them and wank them, and every single man's had the fucking time of his life.

I already said earlier maybe I'm just lucky bc every girl i've been with has had nice boobs. I'm not ignorant enough too assume all women have perfect breasts just in my case they had great breasts

>But I like my women with long hair.

They're not "your" women.

I'm trans, I've hated every show and film about transgender topics that I've ever seen. Will I feel the same about transparent?

Even browsing pornhub would teach him that most women do have what he probably believes are gross weird boobs.

God DAMN that's a massive bummer reveal. She looked to be just the right amount of juicy too.

This. My gf has a huge rack and they hang when she's standing. But when I'm nailing her on her back and those things start bouncing around I cum buckets they are perfect.

Never, ever post on Sup Forums dot org again.

Can't say, friend. I'm not you and I'm not trans.
I've also never watched an episode of Transparent

So if she pulled your face into them so you could motoboat them, you would say no?

It sets the standard for hopelessly self-absorbed affluent Left Coast white family 'drama'.

>high school buddy breaks up with gf of 6 years, posts sad status
>send message asking what's up
>tells me he's a woman (male) now and his boyfriend (female) brought another man (female) into their relationship and he ended it because he was paying for everything while they stayed home to fuck
>she's (male) got money saved for Hormones and dick chopping surgery now

THE JOKE HAS GONE TOO FAR, WHATEVER POWER IS AHOLD OF MY FRIEND JUST LET HIM GO! YOU DON'T NEED HIM! BRING HIM BACK WHAT THE FUCK! YOU SHOULD ALL BE ASHAMED

link to webm plz. some fag deleted it

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I wouldn't say no because I may be pretentious but not stupid. Still disappointing though.

I'm super sad about those breasts but NOBODY in this thread would say no to her trying to bang them.

Depends why you didn't like those other shows; it's a great but there're plenty of reasons to hate it.

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The plot about the trans character played by Jeffrey Tambor is pretty good. The plot involving the children is terrible, and after the first season the show becomes more and more about the children. They're completely unlikeable.

struck a nerve, huh shitskin? you're not white, period.

cute

>being the downfall of civilization and the human race

pick both faggots

freckles are absolutely the sign of genetic inferiority, they are basically a bunch of birth marks on a person's face. Go take a bath in something pleasant like a cup of coffee or a large tank of pineapple juice and snails

I'm Irish.

But that's not what freckles are at all you fucking faggot. Where do you get this bullshit from?

I don't get that bullshit because I don't have shitty genes causing freckles

You don't get to vote or buy beer either because you are fucking underage.

Kill yourself, you have no place on earth with your shit taste

I'd wager that the whole pitch to this show was why would Mr Bluth be wearing a wig.

Too bad she isn't Maybe anymore. How can such a cute kid turn into that

I don't get the disappointment really. How can you people not make an estimate of how a woman's tits are like from just seeing them with clothes on?
Protip, if they at any point seem the littlest bit saggy, they are

What a pointless fucking post on every regard

webm where?