Pls buy wonder women

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y-yess please don't bury my face in your armpits again

*twitter explodes*

i want to FUCK that superman

he don't wanna FUCK you tho lol

>pls put me on new justice league promo
>ok hold this
>now what
>now get on your knees and start sucking, Fat Cavill
>*sobs in British*

you don't know that

Henry you are a beautiful man I just want you to know that
I would let you stretch my asshole to new dimensions, no homo
to know that

Why didn't Henry play Freddie Mercury? He looks gay enough.

Why isn't Henry Cavill playing Freddie Mercury?

Oh shit

>Instead of this we're getting bug-eyed Rami Malek.

Why does he literally TRY to look like a gay pornstar?

why not?

>Sup Forums goes to /fit/

How desperate are these guys..

dis bitch got fine tits, its my dream that one day he and jason momoa will film a post-mission shower scene together for a justice league movie in which they press their soapy tits together under the spray

25 MILLION DOLLAR MUSTACHE

>Hair stops exactly at end of pectoral leaving clean, hairless shoulders
Is this normal or do people shave their shoulders?

They shave it. It sucks, shit grows like wildfire.

Or he doesn't have hairy shoulders? Not everyone is an apeman.

I have a full hairy chest but only one or two stray noticable hairs on each shoulder.

>Implying you wouldn't want to

D-daddy?

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Too ripped

>slightly uneven chest hair

oh thank god I thought something was wrong with me

Mustached Superman would have been the shit in that Alex Ross Justice League poster.

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Based DChad thread

Actors are basically porn stars now

>Here he is in action
xvideos.com/video4804597/henry_cavill_sex_scene_in_the_tudors

>hair stops exactly at bottom of pecs too
I'm sorry?

Lucky bastard. My upper arms and shoulders are covered in thick, wiry black hair. And I'm not even Mediterranean, my DNA report came back 99.5% northwestern European. How the fuck did this happen to me?

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That's scotch tape, you blind bastard.

Maybe genetics are more complicated and intricate that your retarded Sup Forums-warped mind can comprehend?

Freddie was way leaner than Henry

I bet that counter gets a lot of use

Why would they choose the absolute worst photo for the DVD cover.

It's the main poster
Yes, they are retarded

>guys who only does movies for money does viral marketing for money

shocking

Oh I get it, it's because he's gay and sees himself as wonder woman.

did you even read the text you retard? Its the modesty shit he is talking about, with duck tape

o-okay henry

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