"There is just one thing your plan didn't account for"

>"There is just one thing your plan didn't account for"
>"Oh yeah, whats that?"
>"Me"

>Wait, how do I know we can trust you?
>You can't

>We're not so different you and I....

>I need 12 hours
>you have 2

>aging woman who has no real credits to her name so in her first breakout role she proves that she is a serious actress by showing off that she is willing to do anything for her roles

>Heh... One very small thing. Take him out, boys.

>Main villain is about to kill the hero with a gun
>"What are you afraid of? Let's finish it like men! Face to face!"
>Antagonist proceeds to drop weapon like a retard and dies in a brutal fist fight.

>"I did nothing! The pavement was his enemy."

>Main hero has gun pointed at villains face as villain is pinned to the ground
>”You wouldn’t”
>Hero doesn’t shoot and gets blindsided by a henchman freeing villain in process

haha who is this? I'm not gonna look her up or anything dirty I just think it would be funny to know who she is haha

>"You won't kill me
>"I won't, but he will"

>"YOU are not You, You're ME"
>"No shit"

>This conversation is over!

>antagonist cowardly pulls out knife mid-fight because he's losing
>loses anyway

>"wait, if you kill me, you'll never know-"
>BANG
based breaking bad subverting this trope

>Holy fucking shit...
>AY CHIEF! YOURE GONNA WANNA TAKE A LOOK AT THIS SIR!

>I haven't seen something like that i my entire life

>one of the gang gets eaten by a huge monster while everyone faces the wrong way

>motherfucker

The Shield did this pretty well

Don't know her name, but the scene is from The Deuce so.. go ahead and look it up.

...

>no bank account, no employment history, no social media ... this guy's like a ghost

Insulting people's egos and baiting them works almost all the time though.

>Intense action scene
>Characters enter an elevator
>Relaxing music that contrasts the previous mayhem plays

no it doesn't faggot

>I got the DA breathin' down my neck, McGuinty!

>"I'm taking you off the case. Take some vacation time until you cool off"

>"Hand me your badge, Mckousky. You're suspended until further notice"
>"but sir!"

>... and your other badge.

>...And your other gun

>Grenade is thrown as explodes in a huge orange ball of fire

>Cole! My office, now!"

>"What's up, chief."

>"What's up, you say. I'll tell you what's up. You being a pain in my ass, that's what's up. Your latest stunt cost the city $2 million! You wrecked five cars, three bikes, two helicopters and an old lady's hip!"

>"I did what I had to to to catch the bastards who killed my partner!"

>"I don't care! I got the D.A. so far up my ass I taste his cologne when I'm eating out my wife! You're a loose cannon and I've been ordered to get your gun and badge!"

>"Fine."

>"And your other gun! The feds are taking over the case."

>"That's such bullshit, chief! I'm so close to nailing this guy I can almost taste it! You can't pull me off now!"

>"You don't play by the rules, but you're the best we got. I can't ignore the order, but I can delay it."

>"Give me 24 hours."

>"You have 12. And not more goddamn stunts."

>"I'll do my best."

>"How do I know I can trust you on that?"

>"You can't."

>Wait in the car!
*leaves car*

>Do you believe in God?
>I believe in X

>It's Adam and Eve
>not Adam and Steve

Classic kino

>male and female characters have hot heated sex under the blanket in the missionary position
>they both orgasm perfectly synchronized at the same time, loud moans from both parties
>male character just moves to the side and they both stare at the ceiling, comment on how great it was, maybe cuddle a bit and go to sleep while the cum is either oozing out of the vagina all over the bed or if there was a condom it is still attached to that guys penis with cum driblling out of it throughout the whole night
What did they mean by this?

I see you've never experienced true comfy

Faggot (you) poster

>I need at least 2 hours!
>you have 24 hours, there is no rush at all
>thanks

what do you actually do after sex then? please give me a play by play after you have ejaculated into the condom that was inside the woman.

what is the first movie to do it? i know they had it in goldeneye for n64

Based (you) poster

>See you in hell!

>family dinner scene
>character starts eating, others shoot dirty looks at him
>ahem... Aren't you gonna say grace?
Do Americans really do this

Americans are truly retarded, but I don't think they do this

>jelly af

>"What do we do now?"
>"Well, if we just stick this plug into that socket and-"
"GODDAMNIT - IN ENGLISH PLEASE PROFESSOR"

This one is definitely a thing. And one that I didn't think about before, have a (You)

>DID YOU CUM? BE HONEST WITH ME

>no fingerprints, no records, not even a god damn parking ticket!

>Characters about to start the final battle
>"Okay, let's go over the plan one more time..."

>"you have 24 hours!"
>"I only need 12..."

>"what's plan B?"
>"RUN!!!!"

>high profile agent has to babysit
>"How hard can it be?"
>three kids running around
>dog barking
>smoke alarm going off