What the FUCK was this guy's problem?

What the FUCK was this guy's problem?

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NEVER EVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP

>I'M ACTING!
Jon Hamm is a fucking joke

His GF just died.

Articulate exactly what was wrong with his performance in this.

Debora was obviously turned on in that scene.

>LOOK MOM I AM SHITPOSTING AGAIN XD

>I'M POSTING!
user's shitposting is a fucking joke

Jealous dicklet.

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He had the kind of debt that'd make a white man blush

Mad Men shitters jumping to the defense of Hammbone's shitty acting, right on schedule. He looks like such a tryhard moron trying to act angry or evil, the only thing his goofy face is good for is comedy.

You're the one defending another man's dick, take notice faggot.

You didn't even a little bit elaborate on what was wrong with his performance

His mother was a teenage prostitute and he grew up in a whorehouse watching her get blacked.

That would fuck anybody up mentally.

I did but I forget FagMen like you can't read.

He had a competition in him. He did not wish to see other men succeed.

Haha no wonder nobody takes people under the age of 25 seriously.

Deafening him was a fucking low blow.

i dont think you know what that means

He did a good job, it was Jason Van Horn that was ACTING!

Movie of the year

Buddy did nothing wrong

Hit harder than shooting his girlfriend would've done for me at least. You take it from the audience not just him, and it's importance has been restated enough.

This film really seemed like Edgar Wright experimenting with contrast, seeing if he could take a movie spiraling into a truly dark place or not. Felt like a test run of an element he doesn't feel he has nailed down yet before he makes his big play for the academy awards.

>Baby overhears Buddy and Darling talking about killing Bats
>Bats is clearly a loose canon who endangers everyone
>instead of approaching Buddy about dealing with Bats, he spazzes out during the getaway and fucks everyone over, including himself
Autistic cunt.

Between his stupid actions during the final getaway and him actually shooting Buddy first, I couldn't help but thing that he had it coming.

>Jon Bernthal set up as antagonist hothead
>Kevin Spacey set up as mustache-twirling villain
>level-headed Jon Hamm defends the kid
>Bernthal killed off-screen
>Hamm becomes hothead and final boss
>Spacey bravely defends the kid, getting himself killed by Hamm in the process
Weird

It was dirty pool and you know it

I just wanted to say that Baby Driver is so far the best movie this year and Edgar Wright's best so far.

So was Bat's assessment of him accurate and Darling was just standing up for him? Or was there a deeper backstory?

>'Baby we need a car!'
>A fucking fast ass Camaro just pulls up

Whatever it's a movie I guess

If not Baby then American assassin

And I forgot about Jamie Foxx.

Jon Hamm did nothing wrong in this film.

you cant get deaf from just the sound of a gun firing

Yes.

Once he spelled it out for the audience it became pretty obvious what it was. Look at Buddy's age compared to Darling

UGHHHHHHHHHHH

IMAGINE GETTING FUCK AND SUCK FROM HOT BEANER GIRL THEN CAPTAIN AUTISM GETS HER KILLED

Holy fucking shit no you didn't. First off, /k/ here. Second, during a firefight EVERYONE is getting hearing loss. It's the number one thing movies get wrong. It's why you put on ear muffs at a shooting range, and why soldiers wear ear plugs.
Also darling firing two automatics like that was impossible for a woman.

heard that was shit desu

Bet you liked homecoming though

>soldiers wear ear plugs
not in real combat situations they dont

i made no assessment of the movie

i simply stated that i heard it was shit.

It was average. Your usual spy/assassin flick, but which much less style, tuxedos, etc.

Guns firing an inch from your ears? You bet you're damaging your hearing with that

And I simply said it sounds like you watch superhero movies more

what i dont understand is, why didnt baby accept the post office heist's cancellation? i thought that he wanted out

Remember what Spacey said? Either he joins in on the heist, or leaves his employment without his two legs. I assume accepting the cancellation would basically be equivalent to the latter choice.

Bernthal wasn't killed, it was the asian guy. Spcaey said he never did a job with the same crew twice.

he's unhappy because he will have to return the hairpiece once they are done filming.

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Right but Bernthal states that if we never see him again he's dead. Seeing as he's not seen again at any other point the audience can assume he's dead.

But spacey at that point didn't want the job to go ahead regardless due to the police activity in town

Maybe not in the past but they definitely do now

No they don't

What are you even talking about dude yes they do

No they dont

You've never fired a handgun before in your entire life.

I was in the army and ur a retard

how is Jon Hamm such a fuckin man

damn son

How many times have you fired your weapon?

Cocaine is a helluva drug

He was in a shitty movie with a shitty plot ripped off from actual good movies.

From what good movie, pray-tell

Drive + Hotline Miami + Every heist movie in existence

He is pretty great at comedy though.

>drive
Fucking retard

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>Guy drives cars
>Does heists
>People he loves get in trouble due to his heisting life

Except Wright's concept started years before Drive.

Is this post supposed to disprove what a fucking retard you are?

Because it doesn't.

Concepts are nothing unless they are concrete and exist and are on paper.

>HURR THIS MOVIE HAS CARS AND SO DOES THAT ONE

When you have to shit, do you show your nurse a picture of a toilet?

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>REEEEEEEEEEEE STOP SHITTING ON MY MOVIE IT'S PURE KINO REEEEEEEEEEEEE

Here you have it, 2003, a short video directed by Edgar Wright that was the basis for Baby Driver:
youtube.com/watch?v=iHbndkcLM6A

>if I type in all caps and use buzzwords I learned when i first came to this site (three months ago), nobody else in the thread will noticed how absolutely blown the fuck out I am

what is this hairstyle called, Sup Forums?

To clarify, I was implying that you were born developmentally disabled and require a nurse to help you use the bathroom

The Fraser

Drive is the better movie in these two. Sorry lads Refn doesnt treat his audience like theyre retarded(his latest shit sucks though)
I still liked this movie btw

youtube.com/watch?v=QlTzGeZTwtw

This and the opening scene were my favorite in the movie.

The high test.

Drive isn't better by the slightest stretch of the imagination
>haw haw, the final act in drive is much more memorable than baby-

Dumb fuck

prostitutes usually don't take black customers

Imagine some coke head singing barry white in your face as he threatens to kill your waifu

He is so fucking cool.

What's next for Ed?

suicide hopefully

Best character by a country mile and that's saying something because this movie doesn't really have any forgettable characters

>im being edgy xd

The Mid-Life Darmody.

I forgot this entire movie by the time I left the theater

So what did you and your friends talk about on the way home?

OH WAIT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"Man that movie sucked"
"I wish we went and saw Wonder Woman"

I've never once seen him in anything else, and I thought he was great in this

It was a great moment if you could suspend disbelief. It didn't make much sense that he'd do it instead of just killing his gf first then him, from a realistic standpoint.

>tfw can't draw so can't make chad Buddy vs virgin Baby

>DUDE LET'S RIPOFF DRIVE LMAO