RWBY/RT General #1003: Exotic Tastes Edition

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>He's screaming doing basic combat drills.
Everyone does that.

Honestly how shitty those combat drills are should be looked at more.

how would Gehrman the First Hunter fare on Remnant

SOON

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What is the dumbest weapon in all of RWBY

Rubys scythe.

I miss this beautiful fallacy.

If you can tell somebody is a women's man by the way they use their walk, what does Neo's walk say about her?

She has a pebble in her shoe

Despite all its flaws, it had some of the comfiest fanart, especially from EFR-S.

She fucks Roman in the ass.

Prodmans prod.

I wonder if she is gentle and uses lube or does she just spit on it with the largest strap-on she has laying around, maybe she makes him suck on it first.

Arkos is definitely comfy. It was a concept for a hugbox relationship.

They probably can afford a quality lube but she's still anything but gentle.

Does she make Blake stuff

>Neo was raised in a travelling circus
>It's where she learnt all her acrobatics and got a theatrical streak in her fighting style
>Her Semblance made the acts look even crazier than they actually were
>She got a lot of practice killing Grimm, but deep down always yearned for more
>Dreamed of an action filled life in the big city
>Money, jewels, fancy outfits with no polka dots
>And no more clown dick. Seriously, the cream pie gag wasn't even funny the first time
>When a sharp dressed stranger in town for the show made a tempting offer, she didn't even hesitate

The only Arkos to ever exist in canon was their team attack, that Pyrrha didn't even bother to remember.

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I haven't seen any that I can recall. EFR-S mainly did Arkos, Renora, and some Nep/Sun stuff.

>Please do nothing to the cook
I'm honestly a little surprised RT hasn't tried to sell that apron yet. I'd be tempted to buy one

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Does she do commissions. I need more of best girl Blake

I have bad memory...did any of them, except ruby, even met roman and neo?

No new episode last sunday?

They might've seen Roman at the Breach
and obviously Neo and Nora were childhood friends

Yang, Blake and Weiss met Neo in the train, and they saw Roman when they punched the crap out of his Paladin

Blake had a one on one with Roman twice, once with Sun, Yang once with Neo, the whole team saw both of them before they escaped.

None of JNPR really ever fought them.

Hrm, I've never seen any info if she does or not, her email is haihaifamgmail.com though be advised she doesn't speak english very well so you'll have to work through that.

Apparently she just posted new Arkos I hadn't seen yet.

>it was a WoR

Damn formatting issues

Address is haihaifam(at)gmail.com

So we can all agree Yang is worst girl, right?

Nah

Prod or Flynt's.

Nah.

Nope, Blake is still around

>Who is Blake

>yang, blake, weiss
I meant the ones in the comic, so JNR

>None of JNPR really ever fought them.
thanks

You mean best right?
Her and her dad are cute together.

Blake is never around

Nah

Okay, what merits does she actually have? She's annoying, she's been BTFO in every real fight she's been in, and she's basically useless.

THANK YOU

Tiddy.

>Fun
>Hot
>Cool
>Interesting flaws
You have a weird way to spell "best".

Yang's gauntlets, definitive. What are you supposed to do if someone comes at you with an edged weapon with them?

I don't even like her, but there's still worse

Block them with your fists made of steel?

Okay, well I do have to concede that the last one is true...

They might have seen Torchwick on the news, but none of them ever saw Neo as far as I know.

Do you like best girl

>She's annoying
100% opinion.

>she's been BTFO in every real fight she's been in
There's more fights down the road. If she won everything people would be screaming marry sue

>and she's basically useless
She's getting better

Tiddy. Best personality. Has the most compelling story going on right now. Has a dad thats just as great as her who has bantz.

Angle off and either secure the back and fist away or open fire as you retreat

I'm guessing you haven't finished season 3...

Because that worked out so well for Yang.

>She's annoying
The fun kind.

>she's been BTFO in every real fight she's been in
Implying is not foreshadowing for her upcoming evolution. Mom is basically her as an adult and is a total badass.

>she's basically useless
Not for long also she makes up for her bad personal record by being an amazing teammate on and off the battlefield. Her commitment to her friends is heartwarming. And she rocks every Team RWBY fight she's been in.

Oh, you poor bastard you...

I thought he was referring to the robot arm?

It has. Remember that she wasn't defending against Adam. She got countered.

>irondong artificial arm 3k

exactly

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Pyrrha will always be my best girl, but Blake has her moments.

Please. We all know that arm is going to shatter into a million pieces with the first punch she throws with it because she overestimates its durability and can't judge how hard she's hitting because it doesn't feel the same way as a real arm.

>that comically exaggerated boob jiggle

That's what you get for using a Japanese animation program designed for dance videos and porn.

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>Qrow has been following RNJR and dealing with most Grimm for the sole reason of saving RT the time and effort of animating trash mob fights
Crafty RT.

>that boob jiggle
She is truly best girl

That's why she only has one arm.

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No she only has one arm because she literally threw herself at Adam facefirst.

>Ganking their exp
They're gonna be fickle when they have to face a real boss without him.

Either that or it'll get blown up by a serial killer with a magic arm.

Maybe if she could have used her weapon to block the sword she would have 2 arms....

Ahaha

I doubt her gauntlets would have stopped it, he cut a giant robot in half in the Black trailer.

You do know what angling off means right?

still no dick jiggle.

>tfw no dick jiggle physics

I want to try this but I have the sneaking suspicion that it'll go horribly wrong.

Funny considering that I used to do it all the time as a kid.

Do you have any Glynda jiggle

You missed the point.
>her weapon is shit
Just like her

I wonder what Adam's hand to hand fighting style is like.

It will. You're much heavier than you were as a kid. I'm amazed Weiss didn't fall over.

Merc's prosthetic legs didn't shatter when they had to sustain the force of both merc's kick and yang's punch, and even when one of them was directly hit by yang, allit needed was a quick repair, and we clearly see merc's prosthetics are way older than yang's arm and probably even custom made instead of being an army produced limb.
There is no way an arm probably produced by the same people who gave the general half of his body will shatter for a punch, especially since they made specifically for her, knowing punches is the way she fights.

I too am convinced she'll lose it again once it breaks irremediably, but i highly doubt it'll be too soon and that easily.

>remove opponents hands

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Give me a good reason to watch this show.

I've been waiting for this

The Best Girl of course.

That's because she's as small as a kid. Which is kinda hot if you're into picking them up and doing things with them.

Waifus

Nah, you probably have something better to do with your time
Hey, have you seen Redline? that's the shit man.

The real task would be to find a proper chair to do it with.

Leon isn't a part of it.

It's fun.

watch the first four trailers and maybe give it a try