'Wheel of Time' development halts, sources indicate

Sony's "Wheel of Time" television series has been scrapped, sources say. "It's canceled. Over with. Done for. This will never see the light of day," said one source familiar with Sony's thinking.

Large expanses of bosoms, sweattents, pillowfriends, baths, sex slaves, and collared women.

>Starring Amy Schumer as Min!
>Gal Gadot as Moiraine!
>Featuring Sarah Silverman as Setalle Anan!

This is why WoT can only be imagination, or anime.

Fourth for failmandred

Threadly reminder that it could have been an anime but RJ said no

Probably better for it to happen now, since we'd get better nudity.

I don't say this very often, but I think it applies here pretty well
>and nothing of value was lost

>it's an elayne takes a bath season

Not only is WoT shit, but high-fantasy translates poorly into TV/cinema.
LotR is the only high-fantasy thing that came out good and that's because despite being high-fantasy it's still tame when compared to stuff like this.

Lord of the Rings, Conan the Barbarian, and Excalibur are all good.

>LotR is the only high-fantasy thing that came out good
>Gimli as comic relief
>Pipeweed as marijuana instead of tobacco
>Terrible effects and poor utilisation of miniature sets
>LSD Galadriel
>No Tom Bombadil, the heart of the story
>No Scouring of the Shire, so the message is diluted
>Frodo and Sam portrayed as borderline gay instead of master and servant

It's fine if you liked it, but serious Tolkien fans such as myself took great issue with it. If you'll read The Letters of JRR Tolkien, these are precisely the same sort of issues Tolkien had when negotiating to sell the film rights during his lifetime, and they are the reasons why he refused. LotR was only allowed to be raped after he died, and I for one think it's criminal.

The two-reader audiobooks are alright. A full-blown radio play might be decent.

>>Tom Bombadil, the heart of the story

LOTR Fanmade Audio drama >>> LOTR >= LOTR films

Honestly, I'm not sure I mind this development stopping.

I have a very clear definition of these people in my head from my childhood, I know how I think they look and act, and I have ZERO faith that Sony are going to be able to not ruin it.

It's almost to the point where I don't want a series because I'm kinda' suspecting that Sony just want to jump on the GoT bandwaggon and ride it all the way to the bank.

Bait, but speaking of audio dramas, the BBC radio plays of The Hobbit and LotR were pretty good. The Martin Shaw reading of The Silmarillion is fuckin great.

It's not bait. the fanmade audio drama of LOTR is amazing

Why didn't ishamael simply use inverted balefire to destroy as much as possible until the pattern unraveled?

>LTT enters the Necessary just as Barid bel is sitting down in a stall
>Enters adjacent stall
>delivers a boko'choss which clogs the dal
>Barid barely manages a choss'dieb

why do you keep doing this

why have you not been banned

I hope the bell tine pole looks realistic

hehe

rand was BLACK and a tranny

I wouldn't care if rand was black as long as he has grey eyes

WE WUZ DRAGONZ N SHIET

bls no cancel

>source familiar with Sony's thinking.

>nobody even bothers to read OP's post before shitting out their nigger thoughts

>it's a Mat spanks a grown woman on the ass and makes her cry like a little girl episode

>tfw no thicc forsaken gf

>collared women.

>Read the last three books
>Sanderson literally forgot Sulin existed and she's never mentioned at all

GOOD

>tfw Sanderson killed Hurin
HE DIDN'T DESERVE TO DIE

Fuck you buddy my headcanon is she hooked up with Tam.

I wish they had killed Elayne and even Aviendha in last battle, so Rand could have had a normal life with Min afterwards as just 2 normal life-span people

>said one source familiar with Sony's thinking.
top lel

Listen buddy, I'm just as much of a Tolkien elitist as the next guy, but the movies didn't "rape" the books. You could argue the hobbit did, but not LotR.

>spanking
>human furniture
>bimbofication
>harem
>bdsm

Threadly reminder, that they only wanted to animate the first three books, which is why it was refused.

Also old men being put in busty bodies.