SONY MUST BE STOPPED
WHO LET THIS HAPPEN??
How many god awful movies can one studio make before it finally goes bankrupt?
It's cute. People will go to see it. It has a badger using a hedgehog as a dart. I don't know why Sup Forums is so butthurt about it.
This bastardization of Peter Rabbit should be treated as a war crime.
Oh please. I bet you only know about the original story from looking at Wikipedia. It's just a modernization of the same story with a few elements added.
I had the books when I was little. This trailer intentionally shits all over them. It looks like a fucking Adam Sandler flick.
James fucking Corden
I wanna ____ that rabbit
Stop buying any and all Sony products
disembowel
ive been hearing this gay song everywhere these days and i have to say its pretty catchy
Pascal strikes again! She can't keep getting away with it!
What it looks like is something kids will enjoy. They aren't going to be entertained by a bunny munching lettuce and being chased by a farmer any more.
I actually wasn't minding that until...
>James Corden
Fucking dropped. Can't believe so many people buy into his fake nice guy routine.
Not an argument. Kids enjoy Adam Sandler. Doesn't make his flicks worth shit.
Seriously? James Corden? You've got to be kidding me.
Why? Just why. Even as an American I remember my mom reading Peter Rabbit and Benjamin Bunny to me as a young kid. How the hell is Sony still in business?
Then don't go see it. This film was not targeted at you. Stop whining and shut the fuck up about a nice looking kid's movie.
Wanna' stop Sony? Do the following in the following order of importance:
>1. Don't give them money
Don't see their movies in the theater, don't buy them on bluray/DVD, don't buy merchandise. Nothing. Pirate if you need to sate your sick curiosity.
>2. Don't talk about them.
Don't make threads, don't mention them in posts, don't look bring them up on social media. Pretend they don't exist and the movie in question is not being made or will ever be.
>3. Don't look for them.
Don't google their products, don't give clicks to articles about them, don't go to their pages. Remind yourself that there is nothing they can say that you can believe and thus there's nothing they can print that's worth you reading.
>children's book
>adapted to children's movie
Okay?
>Peter Rabbit
Why did they have to ruin that for me too?
Peter Rabbit?
No. I will continue to complain about shit movies on the internet until I'm dead.
>people not noticing rei is in this
Goddamnit this looks awful.
Also anyone else hate this fucking "im a rebel just for kicks now" song, i wanna stab someone everytime i hear it
Holy shit it's like the laziest cash grab from the 90s.
kino
lol get it they screamed at each other?
I laughed because it's something I know!
>No liking cute bunnies
whats wrong with you lad
Sony...Easy on the shit movies...
Honestly their filmography isn't that terrible.
Compare this to Sullivan Bluth Studios and Fox Animation.
furfags will eat this up
Its going to have a rabbit droppings joke, isnt it?
In fact, hes going to machine gun turd pellets into the villains face.
I wouldnt put it past Sony.
>Domhnall Gleeson agreed to this shit
baka
can there be at least one major animated film that can be drawn by hand again ffs
The only movie on that list worth shit is Surf's Up.
Whatever floats your boat, man.
They dragged Sam Neill into this shit too.
Not while it's this easy to make $100 million dollars.
fucking why
this is objectively superior
>inb4 le wrong generation
>this is superior
no
fuck you
Maybe we can meme 3d animation to be childrens cartoons so we can have adult animation in the west again.
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
But what you posted is better than that uncanny valley CGI mess
The only reason they're doing this now is because the UK is on the brink of collapse so Sony doesn't have to fear reprisals from cucked anglos about to get beheaded by paki rape gangs.
Redpill me on james cordon
Kill yourself
Thats...what...hes...saying
Not enough
THEY WON'T GET AWAY WITH IT
NOT THIS TIME
Sony movie.
Another CG characters meet real people.
Ughhhhh
Why even bother getting the rights to use Peter Rabbit? It's not like it's well known and if you're no gonna follow the original stories what's the point?
I enjoyed Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs when I was 13.
>tfw 2009 is almost 10 years away
Cloudy is probably the best sony animation movie.
>Sony
I'm still baffled that this company is squeezing out wet shits like this
>James Corden
The only worse fucking person they could have picked was Ricky Gervais
>absolutely no plot from the trailer
Seriously, what the hell is this about? A rabbit throwing a party? I doubt it because we already see him getting caught
>character screams because of unimaginable thing, and unimaginable thing screams too
terrible, just terrible
It's pretty well known
I remember the name from being a kid
ow, my childhood
Yeah well you're old as shit. I mean kids today with their Iphones and facebooks ain't gonna have heard of it.
Ratchet and Clank was so embarassing people didn't even bother rating it.
I'm 28
How old are you?
12
>Ratchet and Clank
Sony had nothing to do with that movie though
Thanks god it isn't this stories.
and you haven't been banned
How do you do it?
Please why can't Sony go bankrupt already
they gotta spend that spider-man homecoming money
Which is why they could have named him ANYTHING else and it would be fine. All this is going to do is piss off the people that actually know about Peter fucking Rabbit
Better delete this post. The mods actually will ban you for joking around about age. Fucking faggot mods
Playstation
What a solid argument... Fucking moron
Spider Man still got money
Sony Pictures has that shitty trashy feel to their movies that sticks out.
Won't last long. The consoles market naturally dies when you don't inject billion dollars of marketing in it.
I just spent 90 dollars on ps2 games. Don't worry, Sony isn't going anywhere for a while
>even as an American
Yeah no shit. You know Peter rabbit was actually more popular in the States than in the U.K. right?
This. What do you play?
Tony Hawks Underground only here
I bought Fatal Frame, Ico, Okami, Jet Set Radio, Front Mission and Catherine. I could probably emulate some of these but I just go on spending sprees sometimes.
Carry on whining then, sir.
Y'all need to stop being such haters lmao that scene with the pig screaming was effin hilarious :OWAAAAAAAAHHHH
How do we stop Sony?
...
guardians of the galaxy 3 looks dope
like so
You can waste your money as much as you want you won't stop a trend cuck.
Why were these bombs so aesthetic?
based
I wanna ____ the rabbit
WHEN AM I GETTING MY CGI 3D ANIMATED FRITZ THE CAT MOVIE, YOU FUCKING HEAR ME HOLLYWOOD?!?FACT!!!
whats that sng in the trailer it sounds familiar
Would the x rating make more money nowadays or what?
Source on the song on that shitty trailer?
Is there a better combo?
Like Ying and Yang, these.
cook
>Oh please. I bet you only know about the original story from looking at Wikipedia. It's just a modernization of the same story with a few elements added.
Latchkey child whose Mom and Dad never read them the story of how Peter Rabbit lost his dapper rabbit duds
>peter reddit
>*james cordon voice*
It has a BADGER, using a HEDGEHOG, as a DART!? HAHA
>english version
>cute little fairy tale-like story
>american version
>THIS SUMMER
>LETS PARTY
>*out of place modern american music starts playing*
>*cheap slapstick humour*
>music stops
>*character quips*
>AND HE IS ABOUT TO FIND OUT
>THAT BEING A RABBIT
>IS HARDER THAN IT LOOKS
>"screaming is funny, right?"
they forgot to put the record scratch in at 0:13.
Sony Movies (and most movie companies) is money laundering scheme.