Are these countries really that different?

Been watching narcos and something crossed my mind. I mean they're all half niglets, they're all violent, poor, low IQ... Why not just have them go to war and let the strongest country win? I've been to Colombia and I don't imagine its very different from any of the other slums on that continent...

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You are a stupid leaf

Well for one thing, we have great helicopter rides.

Pablo Escobar was really intelligent though

>similar people
>similar history
>share the same government problems
>all use the same or similar language
i can't think of a continent whose people are more homogenous than south america

You are a fucking white male!!!

There are a lot of differences in culture and language

>American education

>70's-80's CONGOlombia is all South America
Anyways, all our """""wars""""" have been nothing but fun and bantz with friends

SA definitely most homogeneous continent

literal jungle and mountain dwellers all of you

a fucking leaf lol holy shit

Go blow a dog, cuck.

Yes.
>CHILE: Mapuches, shitty wather and crap language. (it looks like spanish but no)
>Uruguay: almost white, but no.
>Brazil: african freak fest, rape and murder.
>Peru: Brown bros
>Paraguay: Shitty weed, awesome bitches, guaranies.
>Bolivia: NUKEM NOW
>Ecuador, colombia and venezuela: Caribean bullshit.
>Argentina: THE BEST PLACE IN THE FUCKING WORLD

We had them too.

What about Oceania? Just kiwis and shitposter
Fug ;D go to the steppes and rape someone

Argentina is a great place, is a shame the problem you got there, too many Argentinians

Chile would hopefully annihilate them all.

chile,argentina and uragay are the only note worthy countries that show any promise desu

Dont worry, we are having a purge in here.

>Make
>Argentina
>Great
>Again

Why don't we (Peru,Chile,Argentina) just split Bolivia among us?
Pirata please

you lost your leaf canada

infact i know little about peru im off to google your country

vaya retrasado

ok your nation isnt that bad...29th strongest economy but needs to sort its clean water and other shit out

We fear taxes and we don't trust big goverment.

Violence breeds strong people.

>watching narcos
>an acurate representation of every country

ok, you are retarded.
yes, this is a shithole
we are full
never come
ever
thx

Are you using Cunningham's Law to get answers? Here's some differences:

>colombia = drugs and commie terrorists, civil war in the '50s, america's bitch

>venezuela = commie utopia

>guyana = Jim Jones funland

>suriname = former Dutch colony

>french guiana = current French colony

>ecuador = venezuela 2.0. ruled by a chavez-like populist since 2007.

>peru = strangely ruled by a japanese dictator in '90s (fujimori). his daughter almost got elected president this year.

>bolivia = brown indian chavez (evo morales)

>brazil = huge-ass portuguese-speaking huehueland, had a bretty cool emperor in the 19th century (who was friends with nietzsche, victor hugo and darwin), ruled by fascist (vargas) in 1930s-1940s, had a democratically-elected commie (goulart) overthrown by CIA in 1960s, followed by 20 years of military rule. Became a complete shithole in after a decade of populist leftist rule. Now has a more centrist leader (Temer).

>argentina = spanish-speaking rival of brazil. ruled by fascist (peron) in 1940s-1950s and 1970s. military dictatorship in 1980s was hilariously BTFO by bongistan (they're still butthurt about it). Like Brazil became a complete shithole after a decade of populist leftist (Kirchner) rule. Now has a more centrist leader (Macri).

>chile = leftist leader (allende) overthrown by CIA in 1970s. became the meme pinochet-land we all love from 1970s to 1990. now ruled by hispanic clinton.

>paraguay = got absolutely BTFO in 19th century war (lost 70% of its adult male population). ruled by a dictator from '50s to '80s. now ruled by hispanic trump.

>uruguay = south america's colorado. dude weed lmao.

A FUCKING LEAF

Lmao shut up its alot of whites blacks indians and mixed race peoples. Its the LEAST homogenous area, though they loosely share a culture so i get what you mean, but that is bogus aswell.

Its complicated and simple user, tit just depends on how you want to see it.

Latino here, you guys act like Latin America is as "diverse" as the Europeans in language and culture.
It really isn't. Euros were so butthurt about each other that they tried to kill each other several times. That never happened in Latin America.

Just a lot of instability down there. Venezuela has one loaf of bread left. Brazil is half favelas, half monkeys. Ecuador will be Venezuela 2.0 soon. Columbia is cocaine central. I'd say the 'best' country is probably Argentina or Uruguay.

>Uruguay
DUDE

Literally all wrong

you wouldn't say to south africa to fuse with the rest of Africa, wouldn't you?

Kill yourself

>>Peru: Brown bros
>Peruvians
>Bros
>Paraguay
>Awesome bitches
>Ecuador
>Implying we know anything about it
This is a proxy

Here. This is how it should be.
Blue is good. Brown is drugs. Everything else is irrelevant.

pretty accurate imo

I am Ok with this.

>More big countries
No, in the ideal South America the biggest country should be Uruguay sized at best

I like this meme
>Chile: nice people, shitty language, cheap cars
>Uruguay: bro-tier country
>Brazil: Our big guy. Soon to become a state from theirs because of Brasiguaios (they already conquer the east).
>Bolivia: i nevet met any bolivian before neither i went there so i can't really say anything
>Peru: nice landscapes, ugly people, god-tier cousine (excluding pidgeons)
>Ecuator, colombia, Venezuela: caribbean, hot, dancing reggeaton and samba all day
>Argentina: best country in south america, have 500k paraguayans which they don't really deserve it but i hope they don't bother to much
>Paraguay: mixed feelings, in all i think we are ok but we need to improve so fucking

/thread.

Pampas area is the only good place of South America.

Sadly accurate.

>brazil and argentina are rivals
When will the meme die? This shit born with that fucking asshole Galvao Bueno, from Globo, narrating that shitty garbage called soccer.

If we ever had a rival, it should be Paraguay.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paraguayan_War

And accordingly to a argie that I know, Chile and Argentina dislike each other because some war or some shit I don't remember. Well, whatever.

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_conflicts_in_South_America
kys kiddo

Nothing but bantz among friends thought

cisplatine war we fought against argentina through uruguay

Royal Fifth really fucked the development of South American countries.

They were meant to be resource mines the size of a country for Spain and Portugal, not an actual colonized region like North America for France and Britain.

The infrastructure in place is still for exporting goods out, which means governments don't rely on the people for revenue, which leads to corruption, and the people see all the wealth leaving their country, which leads to rise of leftism.

All those states should be annexed and rebuilt, they can secede afterwards.

Pampas would be a region devided by 2 languages doe

That was the Empire, not the Republic. If you are considering the Empire, everyone on this list are our rivals.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_wars_involving_Brazil

*divided

Yes they are, it's a very big and diverse place you know. Is everything your brain can muster a fucking TV show?

> Are these countries really that different?

No, they're all smelly, retarded, poor, violent, dumb, short and brown shitskin manlets.
A true mistake of nature and a disgrace for human civilization.

>el mexicANO

For fuck's sake, Mexico.

Funny thing you said there mate. Once I knew a mexican and that dude was fucking disgusting. I bet even peruvians should be more clean and educaded than that fucker. Oh, he lived by himself on Japan and Chile for about 4 years each and couldn't even do his laundry properly. This is why the americans want people like you to leave.

I came here to say that we still have pic related and we are not giving in back

>>paraguay = got absolutely BTFO in 19th century war (lost 70% of its adult male population). ruled by a dictator from '50s to '80s. now ruled by hispanic trump.
Wtf I'm loving Paraguay more and more now

Hola

Fuera, tu no tienes oro.

Dame un poco y lo compartimos :)

1963 best year of my life

No, hasta que dejes de votar a ese meme andante que es tu presidenta.

CHI

NO

Piñera será el próximo presidente :)

>war avoided
Fucking france can't even handle monkeys.

Dad please, we know the Eternal Anglo stole it.

Australia

Been watching 007 and something crossed my mind. I mean they're all pale people, they're all feminists, rich, betas... Why not just have them go to war and let the strongest country win? I've been to "insert western Europe country here" and I don't imagine its very different from any of the other country on that continent...

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This probably will sound crazy for you, but we, Brazilians, got no fucking clue about what's happening in Spanish America. Their food, their culture, their music, their lifestyles, we got no fucking clue, it's like we're not even from the same continent, seriously.

You're basically saying that the Arab world is pretty homogeneous, when it's obviously not.

Oceania is just Polynesia + White People + Papua. But it the Polynesian triangle is bigger than the entirety of Europe. Polynesians in Hawaii are to Polynesians in Aotorea as Whites in UK are to Whites in Moldova.

Why is cuba so blue in the last image? i thought all the white cubans left during the revolution.

We learn about important things, famalam.

>USA
>3% Muslim
You wanna know how I know your graphs are bullshit? We've only got 3.3 Million of the buggers, out of a 320 million population.

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Shit choice desu senpai, not based Ossandon or even Parisi

Just paid the wall, Chapo.

this is only true if Castizo also falls in the White category

Ossandon is great too

losers

>Chile
>Mapuches
>11% of the population means all

Then Argentina is just Jewish

Yeah thats why we annexed your shitty lands

Actually, I think the same too and I'm from south america.

I think they should combine into bigger countries to make the more similar cultures / history even richer.

So then you'd have
Ecuador Peru Bolivia
Argentina Uruguay
Brazil by itself of course, "pais mas grande do mondo" and all.
I would include Panama since they have close ties to Colombia and liberate the hell out of poor Venezuela.
Paraguay and chile together since nobody likes those fucks.

Guyana, Suriname, Aruba and French Guiana will have to start speaking spanish.

Imagine that, Chile, Argentina, and Uruguay are the only countries remotely close to civilized in certain areas. I wonder why.

Argentina is just (((noses)))

No, you don't. All spanish gold is in Russia now and you're poor.

Tell that to Paraguay: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paraguayan_War

>Parisi
>Based

Me estay weando

>portuguese
>language

>argentina
>great again
pick one

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Don't worry uncle Portugal, we appreacite you

Globalist education everybody
shut your kike mouth.

>Lets just have a superstate because that worked so well for Europe, and we should destroy the culture of each country while we do it

Fucking sjw

Guide to south america

Just a little bit shit tier:
-chile

Mostly shit tier:
-brazil

Absolute shit tier
-rest

>bongistan
this is pretty accurate, OP is a faggot and could at least read some polandball comics before saying shit

leaf,

losers

Exactly this.

>leaf

you guys are cool too, just need to stop bullying Argentina in the Copas

btw how is Chile and Argentina's economic state? did socialism catch on to you guys?

What's the graph title, croissant?

He warned the people of the relationship between Bachelet and Luksic before anyone else

eldinamo.cl/pais/2013/10/11/franco-parisi-si-gana-la-senora-bachelet-la-hegemonia-de-los-luksic-se-va-a-comer-chile/

Then the media destroys him for buying some Boxers and pass that as a campaing expenditure