Apologize

Apologize

I'm sorry Jonah we're out of meatball marinara today

Would you care to try our tuna sandwich instead? Ah, so three of those, yes? Footlong, of course. And each one will be a combo meal. Excellent.

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why is this talentless hack even famous

Jonah Hill (((Feldstein)))

see his nipple hanging? all the loose skin?

if you get that fat it will never go back to full normal

His gf is fucking hot. Do you think she's just there for the free subway?

>implying you aren't just jealous because you guys look like shit

>His gf is fucking hot.
did you even look at the picture you posted

more like jealous because we look way better

>daily mail
>mobile poster

He looked better when he was fat. Being an awkward chubby boy was his whole schtick. He's never going to get another role with that droopy skinned old body

You shouldn't be doing the "nuh uh ur just jealous" thing past high school.

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How sexually confused do you think he is about her?

Yeah, and some people just have a face that "fits" a fat body better. It's not just a result of drooping skin after losing weight...it's like their features are just too "big" for a skinny body, if that makes sense.

>actually responding
You are fat. I can feel it.

damn chloe moretz looking good

it's smart of you to assume i'm fat since this is 4chin, but you're wrong.

IT IS HAPPENING AGAIN

You could of had this, fucking frog

Every night he experiences self-loathing and depression remembering how embarassed she made him. Then he rages uncontrollably and the only way he can calm down is to jerk off. Then he cries himself to sleep and she is in his nightmares. When he wakes up in the morning he works out.

he probably developed oneitis and has focused on one goal of confronting her and hatefucking her

You still look like garbage.

>that fucking nipple placement

quit projecting, dipshit, i already told you i look way better. it's not that hard to look better than this

>clearly stretching.

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I am almost certain I've seen her in porn

>You could of had this, fucking frog
>Could of
>of
Neck yourself

Holy shit it's true

life is suffering

Sorry
*coulda

He's OK now.