DESIGNATED

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SHIRT
IN
SKIRT

DEFECATE IN DEBATE

>COFFIN FIT
>PANTS OF SHIT
>CAN’T STAND UP
>SHE HAS TO SIT
>EVERY TIME SHE TELLS A LIE
>SHIT RUNS DOWN HER INNER THIGH
>PEE PEE POO POO
>SHE WON'T MAKE IT TO THE LOO
>BY FIRE MONKEY, KEK AND TRUMP
>LIVE ON AIR SHE'LL TAKE A DUMP

That's clearly a shoop, lads. The level of desperation in the face of the looming loss of the elections of Trump never fails to amuse me

>With a respectful nod I offer my thanks
>for correcting the record for my fellow yanks
>Obviously Hillary is talented and brave
>She doesn't need Depends when on the stage
>Clearly those stains were photoshopped on
>By the evil hackers known as 4 con
>Wicked racists and nazis too
>All they seem talk about is poopoo
>Now if you will excuse me my fellow kid
>I have some shekels to collect from a hook nose yid
>However should the check fail to clear
>I will be back posting rhymes right here.

EXCRETE IN BOUTIQUE

nice

Anyone else notice that India is taking over this fucking board?

>shittary

absolutely based Poojeet

DRAIN IN PLANE

While you guys are here, can you explain to me why you say 'Do the needful'? that's literally not a word in the English language, please stop it.

t. person who works in IT support

That's the verbiage used by the supposedly "British English trainers". Every agent has to go on training and the trainers teach some of it. With old contact centers it was used a lot but not anymore. The trainers are going to US english now.

Ah right, that explains that. It's actually somewhat of a meme in our office, we make up songs in a racist stereotypical Indian accent and sing "do the needful do the needful" - it's just bants tho m8

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They're taking over this board like they're taking over southern Ontario.

S H A R T
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It's stupid they do that, now trainers are advising them not to do it. Habits die hard I guess

Really user?

Couldn't come up with
>squirt skirt

Anything to do with poo attracts them like flies to shit

>squirt in skirt
>mess in dress
>poot in suit
>brown in gown
>ferment in garment
>shattire in attire