We need Charlize Theron, but we're on a budget

>we need Charlize Theron, but we're on a budget
>say no more

Charlize Theron is a shitty actress

ali larter rules

Better than you faggot

>we need an actor
>I know just the guy

woman detected.

I don't think Theron is expensive, actually she's probably hired in all these blockbusters because she is cheaper than a younger actress. And I don't see the appeal, she comes off as a cold smug bitch

>get me Jennifer Lawrence, but hotter
>k

>I want Amy Adams, but cheaper
>I got it

>I need to get something from the storage room, it's pretty high
>say no more

top kek

is Sup Forums really this retarded?

this

Isla Fisher is exponentially hotter than Amy Adams, and it isn't even close.

she may be hotter but she's definitely cheaper

ha!

>be 5'4"
>be cooking with 5'10 gf
>she tells me to put something back on the top shelf
>just barely manage to push it back with fingertips
>she sees me and shakes her head and says "you're hopeless"

every manlet needs a tall gf I swear

>we need Charlize Theron, but we're on a budget
>say no more

>being this wrong

>be 6'1, 185 lbs
>have a fetish about taller, stronger women

Why life is suffering?

>we need a budget Sam Jackson
>say no more

h-how do you do it

>we need a budget Jenny Lawrence
>say no more

i agree, her scenes in wedding crashes are top tier

They don't even look alike.

looks better and is more talented than j.law

Sam Jackson played in a lot of shit films so did laurence. I dont think one of them is more expensive and SLJ is more suitable for comedies, villains, wacko characters while laurence is better for dramas and police, detective etc. authoritative/leader roles.

how does amy adams keep getting steady work? many actresses disappear from hollywood when they are 10 years younger than she is now

>We need someone who knows the criminal "code" and is aware of the urban enviroment
>I know just the guy!

based Tugboat

Nocturnal Animal

Can you people suggest me a poor man's MEW?

It's Tugboat Maguire, you have to say the full thing

>we need Rachel McAdams but less cuter
>say no more

>Turns out we can't afford him either
>say no more

More like we need her straight to DVD equivalent

>We need a godlike beauty beyond the comprehension of male mortals

I got you senpai

for real that was hilarious how they got isla to play a character that was supposed to represent the character amy adams was playing

...

lul

>Oscar-winning actor
>Literally off the radar, can't even remember last thing I saw him in

Dude, Oscars really mean nothing

He was in disneys rogue one you dipshit

>I don't know what movie we're gonna do yet, get me someone that can do everything
>gotchu

>disneys rogue one

You should be ashamed of that post

based bill

Dumb opinion

>i need to pander to Sup Forums and Sup Forums
>ok

>godlike beauty
This isn't the 80s anymore, pal

correct

new fetish

>i'm hungry, get me someone that can cook
>ok!

Do you like Scott Pilgrim, ass tattoos, piercings, prolapses, and gangbangs?

>We wanted Kevin Costner... ah... fuck it no one will notice anyway.

>We can't afford Andy Samberg
>Well I guess he'll have to do.

>we haven't decided on our next movie, it's gonna be either an action film starring a black dude, or a kung fu movie
>got just the guy

It's hilarious that they got Isla to play literally poor man's Amy Adams

why is this guy still working?

Jews keep getting duped by his Italian genes.

When Woody Allen cast Jason Biggs, he was under the impression that Biggs was Jewish. During filming, Allen began talking to Biggs about the Jewish holiday, Rosh Hashanah. Biggs did not know what to say and told Allen that he was in fact a Catholic. Allen said at the Venice Film Festival, "I saw him in that pie movie (American Pie (1999)) and I thought he was a Jew."

>Even Jews are fooled by that face and fall for Sup Forums's happy merchant meme