>a love letter to cinema
A love letter to cinema
>a haiku to kino
>an ode to capeshit
What's that one phrase all movies are described as these days?
Tour de force
certified fresh
>a love letter to our world and what is in it
A searing indictment of domestic servitude in the eighteenth century, packed full with sizzling gypsies
>An open letter to directors: White men are Satan
maybe on Sup Forums
Hugo Cabret
>a kike-filled circlejerk
>lovecraftian
>a love letter to cosmic horror
I felt ill when I saw that nigger horror movie actually advertising that
>high octane
Fuck this
>this movie does what JAWS did to Sharks!
>a hate letter to cinema
>romp
>already a classic
>a petition for films
>Bible references
>A love letter to high octane no-holds-barred tour de force of turn-off-your brain action
>deconstruction of the genre
>a ray of hope in today's political climate
>the number one movie in America!
>a timeless masterpiece
>The must-see film of the year!
>people peeing themselves from laughing has been reported in theaters across the country
>the Citizen Kane of talking pig movies
>the most ambitious sci-fi movie since 2001 : A Space Odyssey
>We live in a time where...
I'd watch it
>from the director of xyz
>Our generation's *insert horse that has been beat to death*
>from the producer of xyz
>from the guys that made xyz
CINEMATIC
TOUR
DE
FORCE
>a film by kevin smith
>from the studio that HELPED Dreamworks produce Shrek
>starring academy awards nominee xyz
>movie tries too hard to be something it's not
>doesn't know what kind of movie it's trying to be
> from the producers who saw xyz
>A genre by itself
>We purposely went for the shock appeal rather than the quality
>an italian sonett to flicks
>franchise going back to its roots
>banned in over 20 countries
I actually think that's Hot Fuzz.
>critics are calling the movie of the year
How many fucking movies of the year can there be?
>self aware
>If there's one movie you see this year, make it this one!
>Based on H.P. Lovecraft's "Colour out of Space"
>America NEEDS this film
>straight to dvd movie
>the film that was too good for theaters!
>an eye opener
>you will never look at xyz the same way again
>the film EVERYBODY will be talking about
It's actually fucking real, holy hell. Even that line.
Oh my god, it's real
>Spielbergian
...
>An instant classic!
...
It was not a film
it did every little thing right,
It was pure kino
>wickedly entertaining
>it pushes all the right buttons
>based on the incredible true story that inspired xyz
>Kafkaesque Kino
What happened Pepe you look tired
>make movie called "The Number One"
>Will always be the number one movie
take that hollywood!
that's 5-9-5 not 5-7-5 retard
Any good?
>the film you can't take home to mother!
>This movie will have you on the edge of your popcornolounger!
>controversial
>#litty
>From the incredible mind of ___________
>a tour de France
>visionary director
would watch
>an important piece of cinema
>fun for the entire family
>inspired by true events
All of them. Every year.
>it took seed
>now it needs to feed
>lovecraft
>formerly Chuck's
>this is a true story
>based on a true story
>based on a bestseller by Stephen King
>lovecraftian lynchianesque
>a love letter-- nay, a billet-doux
>five, (count 'em) five
is this pepe the frog?
No its not. Pepe is illegal now.
>it's like Kubrick meets Tarantino on crack and they had a bastard son
>it's a fun film for the whole family!
>in Trump's America