A love letter to cinema

>a love letter to cinema

>a haiku to kino

>an ode to capeshit

What's that one phrase all movies are described as these days?

Tour de force

certified fresh

>a love letter to our world and what is in it

A searing indictment of domestic servitude in the eighteenth century, packed full with sizzling gypsies

>An open letter to directors: White men are Satan

maybe on Sup Forums

Hugo Cabret

>a kike-filled circlejerk

>lovecraftian

>a love letter to cosmic horror

I felt ill when I saw that nigger horror movie actually advertising that

>high octane

Fuck this

>this movie does what JAWS did to Sharks!

>a hate letter to cinema

>romp

>already a classic

>a petition for films

>Bible references

>A love letter to high octane no-holds-barred tour de force of turn-off-your brain action

>deconstruction of the genre

>a ray of hope in today's political climate

>the number one movie in America!

>a timeless masterpiece

>The must-see film of the year!

>people peeing themselves from laughing has been reported in theaters across the country

>the Citizen Kane of talking pig movies

>the most ambitious sci-fi movie since 2001 : A Space Odyssey

>We live in a time where...

I'd watch it

>from the director of xyz

>Our generation's *insert horse that has been beat to death*

>from the producer of xyz

>from the guys that made xyz

CINEMATIC

TOUR

DE

FORCE

>a film by kevin smith

>from the studio that HELPED Dreamworks produce Shrek

>starring academy awards nominee xyz

>movie tries too hard to be something it's not

>doesn't know what kind of movie it's trying to be

> from the producers who saw xyz

>A genre by itself

>We purposely went for the shock appeal rather than the quality

>an italian sonett to flicks

>franchise going back to its roots

>banned in over 20 countries

I actually think that's Hot Fuzz.

>critics are calling the movie of the year

How many fucking movies of the year can there be?

>self aware

>If there's one movie you see this year, make it this one!

>Based on H.P. Lovecraft's "Colour out of Space"

>America NEEDS this film

>straight to dvd movie
>the film that was too good for theaters!

>an eye opener
>you will never look at xyz the same way again

>the film EVERYBODY will be talking about

It's actually fucking real, holy hell. Even that line.

Oh my god, it's real

>Spielbergian

...

>An instant classic!

...

It was not a film
it did every little thing right,
It was pure kino

>wickedly entertaining

>it pushes all the right buttons

>based on the incredible true story that inspired xyz

>Kafkaesque Kino

What happened Pepe you look tired

>make movie called "The Number One"
>Will always be the number one movie
take that hollywood!

that's 5-9-5 not 5-7-5 retard

Any good?

>the film you can't take home to mother!

>This movie will have you on the edge of your popcornolounger!

>controversial

>#litty

>From the incredible mind of ___________

>a tour de France

>visionary director

would watch

>an important piece of cinema

>fun for the entire family

>inspired by true events

All of them. Every year.

>it took seed
>now it needs to feed
>lovecraft

>formerly Chuck's

>this is a true story

>based on a true story

>based on a bestseller by Stephen King

>lovecraftian lynchianesque

>a love letter-- nay, a billet-doux

>five, (count 'em) five

is this pepe the frog?

No its not. Pepe is illegal now.

>it's like Kubrick meets Tarantino on crack and they had a bastard son

>it's a fun film for the whole family!

>in Trump's America