Every Simpsons Ever: Thread #13

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Wonder why there are a sudden amount of Burns episodes.

Carol must be warned!

Still here, still watching.

We haven't even gotten to the first buzzsaw yet.

But believe me, that buzzsaw is coming.

Pranksta Rap at 3:30 PM Eastern.

Is that the one where bart meets 50cent

Yep.

Nothing so far in the marathon has been quite that awful.

Even so, there's nothing wrong with having a big butt.

This episode is still topical today

EVERY

SIMPSONS

EVER

CONTINUES

FOREVER

This Huey Lewis bit is funny because its so completely outta nowhere.

Make it stop FX! Won't someone think of the children!?!?

I remember S16 in a bad way because they replaced almost the entire cast for the spic dub, seriously that's how I knew the Simspsons were dead

FXX should do a marathon of seasons 1-8 for two weeks

So Homer can do four clapping push-ups but can't do two jumping jacks? Did a wizard do this?

>tfw you've stopped recognizing titles and screencaps

this

I have no face.

>season 16 already

Heard they are stopping DVDs and will only make blu rays of future seasons.

>Your father finally paid the mortgage!

Geez

They stopped at season 17. For both DVD *and* Blu-Ray.

The official reason is that FOX was moving away from ""physical media"", but really it's that nobody was buying these shit seasons nobody remembers tbqh family

Why is it so dark in moes tavern today

That was a rather fluidly animated asphyxiation.

>You NEVER come to my mother's!
>That's becaaaaause I haaaaaaaaaaaaate her!

At least they're still making audio commentaries, even if they are only on the Simpsons World app.

>Zombie Simpsons commentaries

truly the epitome of "ehhhhh which one was this one again?"

What was Marge's mother last speaking role anyway? I remember she still shows up in the background still.

She spoke in one of the latest seasons. Had a birthday and revealed the reason Marge's dad died was due to lung cancer.

Modern Marge already sounds like Marge's mom anyway

Last season. In two separate episodes, at that.

>HOW MANY BEANS DO I SELL THE BABY FOR DUUUUUHHHHHH THAT'S ME JERKASS HOMER!

Wonder how much longer Julie Kavner has left in her.

When did nohomer/deadhomer coin that term anyway

FROM DREAMWORKS

Its funny cuz its true.

Fun fact: this show also predicted Sausage Party five years before.

KEKOLD

KEKOLD

KEKOLD

oh jesus christ

Wait, the episode commentaries are on their app? Fuck yeah, I need to check that out.

Is Moe the Quagmire of The Simpsons?

He isn't nearly as depraved and irredeemable. Just pitiful.

>tfw the episode couldnt be about the european balloon race

didnt know they made an alt-right clock

You got fucking lucky zombie simpsons

I was -this- close to calling out where the fuck are the kids and who the hell is even watching them while they're on their wacky cuckold plot, I thought you were really gonna do it

>Jeff Albertson

Matt wanted to name him 'Louis Lane'.

>NFL has banned celebrations
>LeBron has finally won one for the 'Land

Making Flanders a conservative Christian is really bad

BUT NOT SIX TIIIIIIIMES

>I'm richer than you!

Let's get physical...

Wasn't this one one of the most watched episodes in the show's history?

Well, it was on immediately after the Super Bowl, so...

This is awful

Why?

If you have to ask you're beyond hope.

Jesus, the hip hop elements are so cringeworthy.

Was last episodes "every celebrity guest literally needs his/her name written on their shirt" compared to Johnny Cash's coyote the best way to show how far celebrity guests have fallen? Or is the Lady Gaga episode still the worst?

This is just starting to make me depressed now.

>Or is the Lady Gaga episode still the worst?

Gaga's definitely the worst. It's a low that hopefully will never be beaten.

What's so bad about it?

Is it because of all the rap stuff?

Holy shit, Bart rapping. I think I pulled a muscle.

Jesus this episode is a turd

theres not enough salt in the world to wash this episode down

MAYBE

IF

IF I

Isn't this just a rehash of the Christmas episode where Bart pretends they were robbed?

I do love how pathetically sad Milhouse's dad is.

Milhouse's dad has a worse house than Moe.

Wait a second, that marching band was the insane asylum marching band Marge blended in with in "It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge".

Heh, that was two months ago.

See, this is a good one because Lisa is told to just shut up, and she does.

When did Barney go back to being a drunk?

I can't imagine what the DVD commentary for that one was like

My vote for most pathetic character.

At least Milhouses dad had it together at one point, and Barney was a helicopter pilot and astronaut once.

Need more ol' Gil

Everyone just sobbing for half an hour.

Gil is shit and one of the pillars of simpsons awful later years. Kill yourself.

>it's the gay marriage/Patty's a lesbian episode

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Springfield didn't have any tourism to lose in the first place. It's been shown repeatedly to be a shithole hated by everyone.

Oh come on, what's wrong with this one?

It's bad.

Huh, it's weird post-Obergefell to hear Homer listing only specific states allowing gay marriage.

Why?

At this point in the show you have to know this question is trolling, right?

Yeah yeah. I still haven't heard a good answer.

Fine, never mind. Let's move on. Whatever.

ur a pillar, kill YOURself

I enjoy Homer and Patty's angry banter.

Cash bar inside their own house? Cheap bastards.

I use NON-DISEASED meat from DISEASED ANIMALS.

R.I.P Marge

It's a prime example of the world changing to accomodate Homer, and it radically changes characterization. Granted, Homer had come to terms with gay people after that Bart episode, but Marge not being okay with it is ridiculous. And even with Patty, it takes, like, a single one liner joke from ten seasons earlier and decides to make it Patty's sole character feature like how they've ruined so many other character.

Please don't humor him.

If someone can't see that this episode is bad, they're either trolling or lack basic comprehension.

Either way it's a lost cause.

I wonder if SJWs were furious with this one because it implies that Veronica can't be a woman since she's biologically a man.

How old are you? That wasn't really a thing when this episode first aired. It was seen as nothing but progressive for making an established character gay and not retconning it.

>Sunday Best Simpsons

This next episode at least had a great opening.

So Homer just doesn't have a job at all anymore? He can take a job as a store greeter?

>HELL NO! I LIKE GIRLS!
>burgers clapping

Where is Springfield based on that zoom

i don't get this comment

IT MAKES HER

My guess is Springfield, Illinois.

Bart only has to stay 20 feet away from Lisa, it makes no sense that there's nowhere in the school he can be. It's far more than 40 feet across.