Who will play him in the inevitable biokino?

Who will play him in the inevitable biokino?

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A black woman

how can a single guy be so based?

Madea

A silverback gorilla

What did they do to my man Kanye?
A least he looks happy

Anti-psychotics.

They make you gain weight.

Idris

w2c jeans?

He's fatter than his wife's ass.

NOW IF I EAT THIS DONUT

HURRY UP WITH MY DAMN CROISSANT

he looks happy :3

PUT THE STEAK IN THE SARCOPHAGUS

>people calling this a "dad bod"
That shit is obese.

He's 40 and rich as fuck so i guess he just doesn't care anymore.

Kanye... lay off the carrots.

based Kanye is going full Brando mode, not giving any fucks

hope he got fat eating good food

if its bad nasty pussy and bad nasty food then ;-;

he's just getting fat so he can get fit again then release some new racy photo shoot in a magazine or on instagram with shiny airbrushed abs while kim kardashian is in the shot naked holding their baby or some shit.

GET OUT OF MY SWAMP

he eats asian pussy

sweet and sour sauce

>That shit is obese.
So it's a dad bod then

List of redpilled african american
Floyd Mayweather
Kanye West
??

John Boyega

Jonah Hill with a blackface.
It will be his second chance to stardom.

>What board do you think you're on senpai? This is MY BOARD

Do non-americans really consider that fat?

all of them, wh*Te subhuman

NO ONE MAN SHOULD HAVE ALL THAT CALORIES
THE SCALE'S TICKING, I JUST COUNT THE NUMBERS

this. t. i know a guy who gained shitload of weight after put on those

>tv wouldnt breed this
explain yourself

kardashians are literal soul destroying monsters

I AM TOO UGLY TO BONE
DON'T LET ME GET TO MY SCONES!
DON'T LET ME GET TO MY SCONES!
DON'T LET ME GET TO MY SCONES!

Damn Kayne really let himself go

>people making fun of Kanye
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Aye mane, it's cause of my anti-psychotic meds bruh, it's not the burgers i swear.

Kanye.....lay off the watermelon

They don't grow your man boobs by drawing calories out of the subspace energy grid, they just increase your appetite. Eating more than you actually need is still why you gain weight.

Pretty sure it's the purple drank and fried chicken, not the watermelon.

When you're destitute, that's fat.

underrated

WHEN IT ALL FALLS DOOOOWN!

FATYE WEIGHTS
YE IS IN DA BERGEEEEEEEEEER

America's perception of weight is fucked. Because that's not fat. Medically he's obese.

But in America obese is now seen as just being overweight and it takes morbidly obese to even be considered fat. It takes being in a fucking scooter for Americans to think somebody's actually obese now.

I WANT JEEZUS KANYE BACK !!

Can we bring him back? What can we do?

>talk about how facebook, hillary and the media are coming for him and the record industry is fake at a concert
>disappear for 6 months
>come back looking like a different person

Did (((they))) get to him?

nigger's been finished since his mom died/he started fucking amber rose

Nigga his torso looks like an avacado. I ain't gonna breed that Imma spread it on my toast

they should let you become fat again in GTA6

If by they you mean fast food corporations then yes they got him good

/O U R G U Y /

>most rappers' taste levels ain't at my waist level

At last I truly see

Does he have Klinefelter syndrome?

test

Kanye is literally /ourguy/

All his music is kino and any appearance he has on screen is kino. Especially music videos.

Legit can't wait for the new album.

more like birthing hips syndrome

THAT THAT DON'T KILL ME CAN ONLY MAKE ME HUNGRIER

I CAN'T WAIT MUCH LONGER FOR MY BURGER

Actually feel kinda bad for him these days. That video of him and the hobbit with his daughter kinda tells it all.

What video user?


>Kanye and 50 cent are both kino

The biggest conundrum is what he saw in that cum drum Kim.

>That shit is obese.

Average in the south

its a genius move tho

the guy seems like a genuine good caring father and the whore sucubus reprimends him because her mind is in the gutter

>they just increase your appetite
It's more complicated than that. Otherwise, under side effects, they would say "increased appetite" rather than weight gain specifically.

They make you really lethargic, so exercise is near impossible. And I bet they fuck with your metabolism too. They're prescribed way too leniently for just how much shit they do to your body.

I'll see if I can find it. His daughter finds a stick or something and Kanye says something fatherly followed up by Kim taking it away while still on her phone the entire time. It's depressing as fuck.

Exactly. You can bet she lords over him and probably brings up past shit all the time.

You can tell kanye lives for his kids. I can imagine when the cameras are off and in private, Kim chills out and stops acting like trash.

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I doubt it. Women, especially in this day and age, struggle with settling into motherhood immensely.

useless prostitute

>spends years taking sheik diarhea in her mouth
>"babe, dont say 'drink water', that means swallowing diarhea"

christian bale

Kanye is cute

FAT OGRE SHITS AND PLATINUM RAP HITS

I laugh so goddamn hard every time I see this shit, this guy must be full of estrogen.

I bet people who see this guy in public wonder if he wears diapers or some shit lol

KIM: Don't say that, you know what that means? It's my ex's dick
KANYE: oh right

As a huge kanye fan I doubt he’ll have one, and if he does it’ll be pretty shit

Documentary sure, but all notable biopics of legendary musicians only work because of the political movements that they lent themselves to and the tense politically incendiary environments that they rose to prominence in. Kanye doesn’t have a civil rights movement to fight against the way Ray Charles did, he doesn’t have a history of protest or rash political action. He’s literally only ever just made shit, had mental breakdowns, gone onto stages without people asking him to and married into the biggest reality television family ever. It would be the shittiest biopic. I doubt he’d even greenlight it unless it was some Holy Mountain mega-arthouse experimental film.

Best thing we’ll get is a documentary desu, all of our contemporary artists are on literal easymode as compared to the legends of the past, capitalism’s progress has made the potential entertainment value literally null

KANYE'S NEW WORKOUT PLAN

Kino

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I hate the new Kanye, "I'll have that to-go Kanye"
Chop up the burrito Kanye, don't set his exercise goals Kanye

Yep. First thought.

I HATE THAT SUNDAY NIGHT BUFFET KANYE
THAT CARB LOADING DRIVING AND EATING A MIRACLE WHIP KANYE

No more Hardees in LA.

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YOU AINT NEVER SEEN A NIGGA CRAZIER THAN WHEN HE'S OFF HIS LEXAPRO

Oh lordly!

laaaa laa la la wait till I get my Arby's right.

someone photoshop a subway bag on him

>Who will play him in the inevitable biokino?

Two number 9's; a number 9 large; a number 6, extra dip; a number 7; two number 45's, one with cheese; and a large soda.

YOU KNOW HOW MANY HOT BRISKETS I OWN?!

I miss the old Kanye, the non-jelly rolled Knaye, let's his veggies mold Kanye, the pre-diabetical Kanye

I dunno, he may have gained 5-10lbs but i think the shirt is just a fucked up fit to be honest. I’m shaped similiar to non-fat Ye and need to wear properly fitting clothing or I look just like that.

He's in his 40s, let the dude be fat.

Someone post a current pic of Kim and her even larger ass. They both got fat

WE ON AN ULTRA LIGHT DIET

ildris elba

i want to see him get over 300 pounds, and rolled into the juicing room. then making adidas make 7X clothes

he's considered fat

however, if was that a woman, people would say that's borderline anorectic, at least in america.

More to it than that.
Anti- psychotic/depressants change hormones, sleep, nearly everything in life.
You can eat the same amount of calories, but because the macros have changed you did not compensate. Meaning a more protein/fat diet is needed opposed to a stable platform diet.
>t. i've been on them and .worked out the exact same before and after and still gained weight

Zero increase to food intake, just gained weight because my metabolism was shell shocked. Cortisol levels increased, which promotes fat gain, no different than a genetic diabetic.

Father stretch my pants

>fat kanye fucking the shit out of thicc kim
i'd pay for that sex tape

I just like that he's back doing music since he basically got screwed on his clothing line venture.

Maybe he's just getting fat being in his basement all day.