Dead Careers General

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Where did it go wrong?

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Fun fact: she's not getting any roles bc she didn't want to suck Dan's dick.

fun fact: I just got my dick sucked

Still butthurt Dan?

i'll give her a career letting me ejaculate inside her tight wet pussy

>she didn't want to suck Dan's dick.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

she totally got her own show victorious because she was so good at acting

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Like Miranda. Since she said "not again" to Dan, she can't get any gig.

To be fucked by Dan Schneider... It must really take a toll. You're telling yourself you're doing it for your career - actually convincing yourself that you want this - but every part of you is resisting. Every muscle, every neuron in your brain, is revolted. His trail of cold, slimy saliva all over your quivering feet. His sausage fingers, probing and greasy. He takes them out of you and slurps at them as he did after devouring the fried chicken that some intern brought to him, just before your 'contract negotiation' began.

Afterwards, you know that he owns your body, but not your soul. You lost a part of it; threw it away rather than let him have it. You're just a bit more hollow now. It wasn't worth it. If you could go back and tell yourself not to do it, the younger one would tell you to buck up. This is everything you've worked for. How bad could it be?

So you're forced to replay every sordid encounter, willing the memory to change, just once. You lie awake in bed, wondering if it was rape. If in forcing yourself to stay still, maybe you raped yourself? You wonder if you could give all of this up. If it came to light that you let him do... that... to you in exchange for your fame you'd be ripped to pieces in the media. No amount of apologies to fans, or rehab or charity work would undo it. Even suicide wouldn't cleanse you. You'll never be able to forget. Never be free.

At least you've made it in Hollywood.

Oh she sucked his dick. Problem was that she said no to Dan after a while.

I don't know who Dan is, I just felt like sharing.

Too soon user

>yepyepyep

Fresh pasta

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>coming out is a good idea and should get me more work

Woke up with a massive boner after dreaming I fucked the shit out of her just last night.

WE NEED TO AVENGE HER BROS

Memes aside, what happened with her? Did she quit acting?

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Victoria is legit one of the hottest girls I've ever seen. She'll end up marrying a billionaire or whatever.

I think she's currently going to college.

She has a holding deal with FOX

HOLDING DEALS MEAN THAT YOU CAN'T GET OTHER JOBS BECAUSE FOX MIGHT MAKE A SHOW WITH YOU AND YOU HAVE TO BE AVAILABLE

Fox put her in the rocky horror remake tv movie shit and made her cameo in a lot of shit cancelled comedies and hasn't developed a pilot for her yet

Dead career, dead inside. She looks so smashed... Is there still hope for Miranda?

Fox should put her on The Orville playing a sexy alien that bangs the high-grav alien.

Nah. Dan destroyed her. She even turned into a cumslut in college for a couple of years. Literally got gangbanged by Chads at frat parties.

fuck ellen page honestly

disgusting lesbian

It's bad. Guys will not be as attracted to you if you're full lesbo. Being bi is good though.

Lol no. She's nothing special.

She would honestly still have appeal if she hadn't showed her tits for more work. Now what was left of the attraction she brought to the screen has been satisfied.
Honestly though, thank God she did it before she got too old. Still can't even imagine how great people like Lucy lawless looked fully nude in her prime when she looks as great as she does now in Spartacus. But I digress
Being a raging lefty "I'm a lezbo" tool really alienated viewers too to be honest. When you get smacked down by Ted Cruz in less than three sentences and take it as personally as she did, your vapidity and ugly bias really shows

Facially she's a 10/10 though.

i'd throw her a couple facials of my own if you know what I mean

Nah. She's hot but Hollywood is full of girls like her.

landwhale, pls

Not dead yet but it dies more each passing day

Fookin hell la

>m'lady

I dont think pic related ever bounced back after chuck left

How do we get VJ into porn?

Ellen Page never showed her "tits".

Was that a body double? Well even worse because there is no way the real things could top the ones in her sex scene

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Avatar 2_3_4_5

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She still really wants to be a singer and basically ditched Victorious to pursue a career full time. I wonder how she feels about Grande.

I just want to see her cunt

Dude is set.

She never gave a shit about acting. All she ever wanted to was to settle down with some filthy rich jew.

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Indeed. The quirky shit doesn't work anymore and no one cares. Also she can't act.

He was just in Manhunt, actually him and the miniseries were pretty good

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Despite her terrible singing and lacklustre acting she probably has a good load of movies ahead of her after the numbers Beauty and the Beast pulled

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A turd could have played the lead role and still have earned the same money.

It was very cliched at times but his acting was 10/10.
>disregard women
>capture the Unabomber

Yeah but Hollywood is full of idiots

Hollywood didn't realize Jennifer Lawrence wasn't popular, she was just attached to popular franchises (X-Men and Hunger Games). They could have put anyone in those roles and their fanbases still would have gone and seen those movies.

Outside of that, she was put in some roles she was way too young for (American Hustle, Joy, etc) and she was just exposed that she couldn't act. Both of those movies in particular showed off her shitty, high school theater quality Long Island accent. I really don't understand how she was nominated for an Oscar for both of those. They sucked.

Actually I take it back - it looks like she has zero work coming up.

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Dead? She started some womens dumbshit gossip website. She sold it for $30 million last year. And she still looks like that at 37 with 2 kids.

Zooey was literally the perfect woman and you retards couldn't even see it.

Killer tits though.

genetics were bad enough, then she thought it was a good idea to do a cumshot scene. rip.

Brown nipples

She can always go back to Trailer Park Boys.

She's shit and was far too plain and gawky to play Alice.

Elijah is only interested in making quirky indie movies/shows anyway

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He also runs a record label in Austin. Sup Forums is weird and seems to assume these people couldn't possibly have other interests or abilities outside of acting

Hi Elijah

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t.newfag

She's forced to go on impractical jokers

why didn't jackson shoehorn her into the hobbit?

@88098436
Don't @ me again.

She got eight million dollars for voicing a secondary character in these, that ain't bad

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>cumshot scene

What

you can see the disdain on her face

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>and you ARE beautiful

Fun fact: Matthew Perry and Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau went to the same elementary school, where Perry used to regularly beat the shit out of Trudeau.

miss her tbqh

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Nice

Holy shit her titties are rly nice. When did that happen

she's literally the highest paid actress in Hollywood you dumbfuck. take a look at her upcoming projects as well.

but why?

Dying by the day

HBO

she's the only one to blame for that

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Lucky

shut up free shill

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that's what she gets for doing drugs