Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes

Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes.

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Sex, Frank?

Well looks like the cows have come home to roost

Uhhh, not right now. We've got work to do.

Cigarette?
Yes I know.

Locksmith

His facial expressions were the only things that made that movie funny.

No other comedian could have done it.

What ever happened to the remake with Ed Helms?

Where is this "evidence"?

BINGO

surely you can't be serious.

Bingo.

Reminder that the show was more kino than the movies

I think they scrapped it after they saw how bad Vacation was. I can't find anything recent on it

I think the show had some good jokes but the movie delivered them a lot better

Nice beaver

Cuban?

Like a blind man in an orgy, I was going to have to feel things out

Buzzn, Buzzn Frog

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I have a meeting at uhh Mensroom

>Sgt. Takemaway, Sgt. Booker
God dammit it still gets me.

Dutch-Irish, my father was from Wales.

These movies are great, get out.

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lab / gadgets scene
>Ted... why?

Thank you, I just got it stuffed

Buzzin. Buzzin Frog.

Police Squad! > Naked Gun

Are the 90s movies as good as his 80s ones/

Six!

>Use your open eye, Frank

Maybe this'll refresh your memory

I know, Ed. Life isn't always fair. Just think. The next time I shoot someone, I could be arrested.

I love it.

>Although his performances in the films Forbidden Planet and The Poseidon Adventure gave him standing as a serious actor, Nielsen later gained enduring recognition for his deadpan comedy roles during the 1980s, after being cast against type for the Zucker, Abrahams and Zucker comedy film Airplane!.
Which serious dramatic actor do you think could pull the same thing now?

Now let's get a bite to eat.

I know it's such a stupid ongoing gag, but I love how Frank is always hitting shit with his car as he's parking his car.

Say your prayers!

Are there any good copies of the show? I downloaded a torrent and it was ripped from someone's VHS recording I think. The sound was terrible.

>1:20
>when he walks around the wall and the others walk through the door
That's such a subtle, genius joke
Fuck, I need to rewatch them

The scene where he breaks off a statues penis and holds it up to the big breasted woman as she loses her mind is to this day one of the funniest things I've ever seen in film or otherwise

I just watched this yesterday. Almost every single joke lands which is pretty incredible for slapstick. It's up there with Airplane for sure.

Jason Statham is most of the way there
Russel Crowe could do it too I reckon

Next to that we discovered this single dinosaur footprint, a major find from the paleolithic era! A few feet down from that we also discovered these ancient timbers which we believe may be from Noah's Ark.

This, fuck

dracula dead and loving it was one of those movies I watched once every month.
I'd even imitate van helsing as if it was some iconic performance even though no one understood what I was doing

Someone black and British.

I don't know, still kinda hazy.

I saw it all the time as a kid, and loved it, so I have no objectivity about it, maybe if I had seen it as an adult I wouldn't have thought much of it, as I know it wasn't that well received as far as Brooks films go. But I still laugh when I think of some gags from it.

Like Doctor Seward yelling "Johnathon, DUCK!" when Dracula chucks a wooden beam at Harker, but then it just smacks into Seward instead. Good slapstick.

Aidan Gillen and Tom Hardy.

And like a poorly stocked grocery, I'd run out of time.

SHE WILL BECOME ONE HERSELF!

What!?

I remember in the german version the black guy is name is White T. Weißmann. Why isn't this in the original?

it's on dvd.

RENFIELD YOU ASSHOLE

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I remember hearing the line "Unlike OJ I found the culprit" or something like that somewhere but I can't remember where and it's annoying me to death

if they were going to do a spiritual sequel to naked gunn/police squad, i would cast jon hamm - he actually started in comedy so it would be a fun arc to see him return to it

nice guys was good, gosling too

subtle

I want a car out front. Something fun, a Porsche!
Then I want a plane ticket to Jamaica. And I want a nice hotel! No touristy place. Something really indicative of the people and their culture.

Cloondog

>It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day.
>Goodyear?
>No, the worst.

It was my introduction to the vampire genre, strange as that may sound, so every trope really excited me as if it was a "real" vampire flick. the bug eating is used for grossout gags but the idea of dracula's minion devouring lesser life was so cool to me

also renfield drawing a smiley face in dracula's ashes is probably a good summation of what I find funny

yea, that one..
and this classic segment
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people wouldn't even ask me what I was quoting

kek

Well, i see a certain kitten still knows how to scratch.

You're back to your old self again!

John Hamm has already done it

>Do you know that right now City Hall is overrun by baboons?
>Well isn't that the fault of the voters?

The stake scene with the blood geysir is absolute 10/10 comedy.

> Hector Savage. From Detroit. Ex-boxer. His real name was Joey Chicago.

>This is ghastly!
>Yes...you're right. We should have put newspapers down.

Bingo

Fushta!
also this dracula>gary oldman's
by now I've read most of the major vampire lit and seen the biggest movies and I still prefer the silly leslie nielsen take.
why did it have to become mel brook's last movie, was it really such a critical/commercial failure?

Fought under the name of Kid Minneapolis

the trick was not telling Weber how much fake blood they were going to use

> I saw Kid Minneapolis fight once. In Cincinnati.

Which he corpses at when he gets hit by about six gallons of it.

No, you're thinking of Kid New York, he fought out of Philly.

> He was killed in the ring in Houston. By Tex Colorado. You know, the Arizona Assassin.

Yeah...from Dakota...I can never remember if it was North or South.

All I know is always bet on the black guy.

North, South Dakota was his brother, from West Virginia

This guy.

> You sure know your boxing.

Ehh, all I know is never bet on the white guy.

> D-drugs...

Dubs, what is it?

I realize that...now.

>that ba--dum tss in the background

> be 5'3
> Actually had to stand on tip toes at urinal twice in my life

Little girl, you shouldn't be here.

Dat baseball scene where they have like 17 announcers calling the game

What's your vector, Victor?

It's a big get with numbers, but that's not important right now.

Nordberg that's a pretty tall order. You're gonna have to give me a couple of days...

>Congratulations, I hear Edna is pregnant again
>Yea and if I ever find the son of a bitch who did it...

Joey, you ever hang around the gymnasium?

>once every month
I watched it more frequently when I was in school.
Between Van Helsing-isms like deliberately mispronouncing "emergency" and miscounting things, imitating Dracula whenever I could say the word "chicken", and talking like MacNichol's Renfield, I must have been insufferable.

Friendly reminder, if you like Zucker bros humor you should watch Angie Tribeca

or A Touch of Cloth