>You will never be Czech

mfw instead of this:
>be born in beautiful Czech republic
>be a Czech
>live all your life in Czech republic
>have blue eyes and blonde hair
>have foreskin
>get to see amazing nature, architecture, people, etc
>get to visit your grandmother's village
>see snow most time of the year
>get to live happily and enjoy what you're doing
>most likely never want to kill myself

im this:
>be hohol with corrupted kike blood
>be born in jewland
>live in jewland whole life
>have foreskin cut off
>only nature is shitty rocks and deserts
>disgusting place
>disgusting weather
>disgusting people
>half brown half green eyes
>hair of like all colors except black
>don't wanna do anything at all, don't care about future
>NEVER SEEN SNOW IN MY LIFE, not even a proper storm
>shitty architecture ugly as fuck

why even live, pol? why not try to reroll? maybe i'll have better luck in next life

pls someone nuke jewland so i will die

my soul does not belong in this body with corrupt blood, and definitely not in this foreign land. cursed be the ancestor of mine who decided to taint this bloodline's slavic blood with jewish.

if you live in the czech republic please defend your beautiful country if the need arises. even with your life. i know i would.

thank you for listening. have a good evening.

Their average wage is below $1.000. Enjoy starving.

>>see snow most time of the year

?

my grandparents are slovak
does that count?

they only make one dollar a year wtf?????
:^)

but the prices are lower too....?

i'd rather starve and live there

>you will never be Czech

I'm Hungarian. It's just as good.

Thanks God I can't live in a country without sea

>finno-ugric language
>just as good as a proper slavic language

nah

Visited both countries and can confirm that they are both lovely.
Why is Eastern Europe so nice?

>>just as good as a proper slavic language
>nah
bazd meg

It has it's merits.

The power of Lángos keeps us strong.

>see snow most time of the year
I wish, last few winters were awful.

well without the >most time of the year
part.
still awesome! i want some cold man

how's living in isreal

shitty ofc

explain? Is it because it's hot af?

Only one dollar a year? Wow.

no its cus you have to look at fucking moroccan kikes everyday, weather helps too of course

disgusting place really

>you have to look at kikes
wait so you are not one of them?

i'd say drop the kike shit and come back, ukraine is shit tho

Enjoy getting cucked by niggers.
We at least don't have shitload of those here.

You forgot to mention we also have a relatively unpozzed gun laws compared to the rest of Yurop.

t. concealed carry permit holder