If The Thing reached the ocean how long until all of humanity is consumed?

If The Thing reached the ocean how long until all of humanity is consumed?

Couple of days

Bullshit, I'd say 2 weeks

If my dick reached your face how long would it be before you sucked it?

>Frozen ocean
A looooooooooooooooooooooong time.

>I'll need at least 2 weeks to entirely consume humanity
>You have 3 days

cthuthu was an earlier Thing.

Is it true that an alien like The Thing would be literally unstoppable and there would be nothing we could do even if we had warnings of its arrival?

The ocean is 99.99% dead space, so very long

Finally someone else who noticed the movie has Lovecraftian elements

I think you mean the Elder Things

Wasn't there a scene in which someone ran a simulation of how long it would take? I think it was a couple of weeks

>if the impossible was possible what would happen

Not in Florida.

If?
Mankind is doomed at the end of the movie, it's part of CArpenter^s Apocalypse Trilogy

(nice dubs)
>Nice replies user's.

>Very astute, if not rather Kafkaesque observations.

>I for one prefer a more vaudevillian take on this classic genre but I have a bit more of a classic taste in schlock.

>I wouldn't be surprised if this thread was archived for being such an up and comer stand-out that will surely echo throughout the halls of cinema for generations to come.

What's up with your gay ass spacing for not damn reason?

Dial it back a bit please.

Not unstoppable but very difficult to stop.

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Is that a tongue or buck teeth?

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A couple of years, but totally inevitable.

Earth would be doomed no matter what. Some million years maybe, but Antarctica will not be frozen forever. The continent will drift far enough North to thaw.

It's a tongue; the line down the center doesn't go all the way to the end

The thing vs T-1000
Who wins

Laughed a bit too much at this.