Choose wisely

Choose wisely.

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Always Shat

Kirk

I live in 2017 so I choose First Officer Michael Burnham, thanks.

Kirk and Sisko are patrician, Picard and Janeway are Reddit, don't care about the rest.

the first black captain on star trek according to the media

Picard. No contest.

canon answer coming through

Always

Cisco

We're talking about captains not routers.

First three are the best.

Janeway and Archer were badly written characters, if Archer was intentionally written as a comical retard then fair play.

I liked new Kirk in Beyond, otherwise I couldn't give a shit about him.

Most like Costco because he's a discount human being

Literally 100% success rate

they're doing a great job of sticking her dumb face front and center, aren't they?

>one title of an article said first black captain
>its the entire media

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youtube.com/watch?v=arisT3U-SSc
Not a bad choice at all.
It was one of the main points of the show that humans weren't really ready for shit that happens in space and that they would learn that shit the hard way.

this and kirk.

You go girl! We are the Resistance!

This show was dark as shit, i love it. Is it true they had to do the captain switcheroo because the first guy literally went insane?

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Not the same without retarded YTMND Fads.

Ok, but Archer decided to bring his dog down on an important diplomatic mission and the dog then pissed on an important artifact. Then the dog got sick or some shit and he started blaming the entire planet. He is like Trump in space, Enterprise is a lot better if you accept him as a retarded man child.

Canon rankings
1 Kirk
2 Not Kirk

YAAAAS ALT-RIGHT SLAAAAAYYY

Redditors are so easy to spot.

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Daily reminder that "alt-right" is what marxists call actual liberals.

>Now, the decision you reach here today will determine how we will regard this... creation of our genius. It will reveal the kind of a people we are, what he is destined to be; it will reach far beyond this courtroom and this... one android. It could significantly redefine the boundaries of personal liberty and freedom - expanding them for some... savagely curtailing them for others. Are you prepared to condemn him and all who come after him, to servitude and slavery? Your Honor, Starfleet was founded to seek out new life; well, there it sits! - Waiting.

>dark as shit
>series ends with Vorlons and Shadows being given a firm (and slightly impolite) scolding

>actual liberals get butthurt about a black female lead in star trek

why did they make Archer like water polo? also, how the fuck did baseball, basketball, football and hockey die out but fucking WATER POLO survived into the 22nd century?

>actual liberals notice and comment on a media-wide push for cultural marxisim
Sounds about right

It's the gentlemen's sport you rube.

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it's really cruel to the horses though

Archer. Winner of galactic wars. founder of federation.

Oh yeah cultural marxism is TOTALLY pushing for white genocide. And whites TOTALLY have a right to even use that word after wiping out the native Americans whose land they stole.

what did black people ever do to you user

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No contest

Oh yeah this boards is CRAWLING with leftist liberals and hugboxes crying about Sup Forums in every thread. TOTALLY.

why do you hate people cause theyre black user

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i thought the alt right was supposed to be good at memes

>Choose wisely.
Picard. No question

What a brainless comment.

there are a lot more posts crying about black people and women being cast as leads

on a site full of anime and video game dweebs

its not your fault user, instead of blaming black people - hit the gym and you might attract some women

I hate Picardfags so fucking much

What did she mean by this?

TOTALLY.

WE

AYO TEA-EARL-GREY-HOT MUGGAFUGGA *smacks flute*

Mirror!Archer's motivation delusion of Prime!Archer is the canonical best captain

Well he did command a ship during a Romulan incursion and under his leadership it was the first time a D'deridex-class warship was destroyed by the Federation. That at least makes him a formidable leader by many standards.

It's a sport Hungarians good at, and we won the third world war in Star Trek. Baseball and basketball is unknown here, and football is the sport of the uneducated masses

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I choose /ourguy/

>Hungarians
>relevant somehow

Who let the white male on the bridge?

>(((white)))

We are a scientific vessel, only out for exploration. We are enlightend.

>In fights in almost every episode

>Destroy ships or persons in every episode

>Wars in each series

>Kirk
>Exploratory shit

>Picard
>Exploratory shit while you're not facing all sorts of borg incursions

>Sisko
>Comfy shit until that whole dominion war

>Janeway
>Lost in space and probably gonna die there

Sisko

Did they mean chronologically? Because I think there were black Captains in Enterprise.

Kirk (mainly for the movies) > Picard > Janeway > Archer > Sisko > Nu-Kirk

>Not picking Sisko so that you could troll him until he gets worked into a frenzy and starts yelling.
c'mon now
>who the FUCK keeps taking ogre SHITS in the corner of my OFFICE

>This show was dark as shit, i love it. Is it true they had to do the captain switcheroo because the first guy literally went insane?

Yep. Paranoid schizophrenia is hell of a condition, especially if the character in the show deals with plenty of paranoia inducing shit.

>tfw no black leads to choose

>Not original Kirk
Spot the faggot