What's the first thing he says?

What's the first thing he says?

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sneed

Luke's puke and suke, formerly Sneed's.

*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*

Ah, been holding that one in for nearly 35 years.

So anyways, who talks first? I talk first? You talk first?

chuck

>get your lips on this cock you dirty bitch

>"I am the Ultimate Jedi who wastes all the other Jedi and eats their bones. Specifically their bones, all the soft bits you can keep"

>"I wasn't pissing! I have a medical condition!"

>it aint gonna suck itself

Check em

I have finally become a Star Wars

"Sheev was right and my father shouldn't have killed him. Now let me convince you why the Empire is better than the Republic."
This is followed by a 20 minute rant about how stupid it is to let them build another death star and why the Jedi were in fact evil.

I'm gay

I'M THE JOKER BABY

I am the last Jedi

"The Force is female."

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diversity is our greatest strength goyim

You fucked a nigger? Nice, haha, take that kylo drumpf and supreme fucking whitemale

*stares at her for 45 seconds*
"...........................................hey"

KLLLUUURRNNSSSKKKK

check out these dubs

>"Previously, on Star Wars..."

Rey, I'm your father

>not Snoke's

How mad do you have to be where you post this probably all the time?

"After all these Star Wars: The Last Jedi was you Rey"

>well at least the books are good...NO!

"You...didn't find a hand with that did you?"

>Shall we begin?

>Noh. We shall end.

He's mute

...

Who are you?

>lightsaber in my pants you see

He has been alone so long that he no longer knows how to speak properly and speaks like yoda now.

unironically this, confirmed.

>I can't tell sarcasm
He was joking that it was "who are you", fucking idiots.

Fuck Drumpf and fuck white people

"Penis butt poopy poop hole peepee fart poop!"

He looks at the lightsaber and asks "Where did you get that?"

He doesn't say anything, all his scenes are entirely silent, including his death

>red lightsaber cuts through his chest
>he falls to reveal darth vader behind him
>"psshh-khoo, nothin personnel kid"

>THE FUCK YOU KIDS DOING ON MY DAMN PLANET!?
>GET OFF MY LAND!

Fuck drumpf and fuck white people

IMPEACH DRUMPF

autism incarnate

"And who, are you?"

ONE STINKY DINKY

It's one guy

Star Wars Episode 8: Gran Landspeeder

"Who are you?"

*BUURRRRPP* The force isn't real Rey, the jedi are bad

I rarely use Sup Forums. Glad my posr hurt your mangina, cuckold

>Snoke's Choke and Poke

...how is me telling you that you sound mad, somehow through meme magic, make me mad? Are you autistic?

>I rarely use Sup Forums
>you a cuck
Lol ok

"That Force Sloth over there called you a shitty actress that just pulls faces instead of acting."

She's really not that bad.
>inb4 some autistic image macro of the split second screencaps of the literal 30 seconds of goofy faces

>Away put your lightsaber, I mean you no harm!
>I am wondering.... why are you here?
>I'm looking for the last jedi
>Looking!? Found someone I would say hmmm
>Right..
>Help you I can, yes, mmhmm!
>I don't think so, I'm looking for a great warrior
>Great warrior? Force not make one great

Bane?

>Aaah yesh, I see you've learned your saber well...

>I fought on the wrong side

"Wanna know how I got these scars?"

Drumpf

Finally my love quest for a sweetheart has finally been completed.

Heh, he kind of looks like a old Luke Skywalker there.

>I never told Kyle but Darth Vader was a good guy in the end lol

I'm the luke

That is a more interesting idea than anything that will happen in TLJ. Maybe imply that Kylo Ren took his power of speech somehow when he wiped out the order that Luke was building.

Perfect, right to the point!

>But what about the First Order attack on the Republic?

So who will lose a hand in this episode? Ben or Rey?

His first line of the movie is "No"

I'm hoping we get the Robo-Negro

Traps are gay

At last I have become....the last Jedi

Whats wrong with your face?

Cyborg ?

Now I am the Yoda

>i can't believe you found me rey... i have to say you are like totally amazing, can you teach me??

>Last Jedi opens where we left off, with Rey holding out Luke'slightsaber
>Luke: "Who are you? Where did you get th---"
>his words are cut short as Rey turns on the lightsaber, the beam sliding through Luke's stomach
>surprised, he crumples to the ground
>"But...why..."
>Rey turns off the lightsaber as life slowly drains out of him
>A slow clap comes from behind a rock
>She spins, lightsaber at the ready
>It's Kylo Ren
>"I didn't think I had it in you."
>Rey lowers the lightsaber
>"I had you in me, didn't I?"
>she winks
>Reylo fucking confirmed

JUST

BIX NOOD

>rarely on Sup Forums
>calls people cuck
hello fellow kekistan! whats your username? i think i might have seen you on /r/the_donald

Other than the sex joke this would be kino. YAAAS QUEEN bloggers would melt.

Did you bring my power converters?

*waves hand* You will, suck this dick

You get that thing I sent ya?