Tomb Raider trailer

Can she really replace Angelina Jolie?

youtube.com/watch?v=8ndhidEmUbI

Wtf is that disgusting creature?

We get it, she sucks, so do Tomb Raider movies. Stop the endless shilling.

ahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>endless shilling
>first thread of the day
Is this what you call when someone makes a thread that isn't Rick and Morty or GoT?

Well, she's boob-less just like Angelina these days.

There's at least 2 currently, and I've seen hundreds of this same shit. Same viral horse shit of people posting about IT every god damn day when nobody gives a shit about that movie already.

She has a male body, and its not even a joke. Shes about 12% bodyfat with a male shoulder to hip ratio.

Angelina Jolie is an awful plastic bitch.

She should be in the UFC, fuck acting.

>there's at least 2 already
No there isn't

God, her body is so fucking perfect

i like her abs 2bh

oh god no. NO
NOPE
HELL NO.

Jesus Christ that looks like a CGI mess

THIS IS A MAN LOL

JUST

fucking lmao DVD bargain bin trash

He can do anything he wants, shitlord!

Is that some tranny acceptance psy-op?

>character known for tits
>cast a flat girl

Hey this actually looks like its trying to be fun and adventurous, unlike the games its based on.

>third rate British comedians hamfisted into the plot
BRAVO SQUARE ENIX

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>woman in first shot
>nigger in the next shot
>bored a minute in

PASS

It will probably the next Wonder Women but I don't care about that shit

Finally just watched the trailer just now because of this thread and I have to say it looks absolutely fucking horrible. Also, isn't Lara Croft supposed to be hot as fuck? If not then what is the god damn point

the only thing adventurous is casting a man for a female role

huh it actually looks pretty cool

Yes, I too was thinking that when I said adventurous. These guys are real risk takers.

doesn't look so bad. looks like the overall look character and world is based on the new revamped games but she has old games Lara's personalty.


might be fun.

I love her body

pathetic shilling, apply yourself

it looks good, in the sense that it looks a lot like the 2013 game. still, there were better choices than vikander.

looks like utter garbage

grow up

She's just not bulky enough for me. It's just too comical watching this rail thin twig performing feats of strength and agility.

Also as much as I like her that face is not anything special and her nose that has a nose on it looks weird. Seriously. Just give it another look. Focus on it. She has a miniature bump/second nose on her normal nose.

Daily reminder that the original movies were the only successful video game adaption franchise.

inb4 WoW you know chinks will eat up anything with violence and explosions

>unlike the games its based on.

It is literally the first game of the reboot retold only instead of gay asian lover she has asian male lover (lmao) and the cult who took over the island are now excavators.

nah, nu-lara even had bigger tits. she's a fucking stick.

There is already major improvements over the game shown in the trailer alone. Laura isn't a little bitch, she seeks out adventure, its an actual movie instead of a game trying to be one, she's raiding tombs instead of stumbling into them, she doesn't come off as someone who would have to repeat
>I can do this I can do this I can do this
or whatever she said in the game

Incorrect.

RE's and Prince of Persia both surpassed.

The trailer doesn't have a single tomb in it, sonny.

>yfw have bigger tits than your gf

I literally said that in my post.

I guess I mistook the spike trap she was dodging for a tomb

I'm glad you're finally coming to terms with your homosexuality, son.

wow this looks really bad, would chinese even watch this?
yikes, pass

Yes they saved World of Warcraft from being a bomb

*cuts in front of you in line*
do you start shit?

She must have a nice personality or is into some vile shit.

Literally looks like some skinny fit gym bro wearing a bikini

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>confusing Reddit and Sup Forums as your home board

She has the body of a fit twink. Its a big turn off, unless you're gay. There's no tits. Just Pecs in a bra.

>Not just getting the current VA to do it

For what purpose?

Does this bitch have any acting faces other that 'slightly vacant expression'?

She was the facial/mo-cap too. Literally zero reason other than they wanted star power to suck up investor shekels.

Vikander doesn't even draw people in though.

You've got an actress who looks the part, does the mo-cap like you said so she's no stranger to more physical work, isn't just a VA and would probably be dedicated as fuck to the role because she actually knows the character (especially this version of Lara).

>Vikander doesn't even draw people in though.

When she landed the role she was Hollywood's it girl coming off of Machina and Danish Girl. Like Brie Larson is the it girl of 2016, Vikander was 2015.

Maybe she cant actually act in front of the camera. Its very different.

She's in TV shows.

oh, I guess she just wasn't asked.

>fassbender is marrying this fridge
When will he just come out of the closet?

Well they both play robots

I don't fucking believe this picture

She looks great. The Fass is a lucky guy