Bitch straight came out the cake with these ultimate tits and all these niggas dead what the fuck

Bitch straight came out the cake with these ultimate tits and all these niggas dead what the fuck

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IMAGINE SQUEEZING THOSE DOGS ! !
THEY WOULD BE SO SOFT IN YOUR HAND!! THE FLESH SEEPING THROUGH THE CRACKS IN YOUR FINGERS, IT WOULD BE GLORIOUS

Under Seige.

He hasn't seen under siege

What does a breast feel like? Similar to my ass?

Do you think Seagal fucked her

>not knowing the PREMIER seagalkino

bags of sand

Imagine your belly but smaller, twice

Amen, that is 100% ultra-premium fuck meat

Fuck aging, she should have stayed like this forever and done nudity in every movie made.

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Tried his punani magic on her but she prolly rejected him.

>I'm the chef

Sortof, but less firm

Probably the best movie tits of all time. I dare someone to contest this.

Yes

Those look fake

I don't know why but I always find this hugely erotic
youtube.com/watch?v=4E1NFckaDqU
just that whole idea of a sleek elegant woman with that slicked back late 80s/90s hair and big shoulder pads and heels coming over just to erotically pour you a bottle of wine

I hope so man, segal done so much for the world at least let him wet his whistle

They're really soft

Real tits are nothing like pornstar tits

She was Baywatch's best girl.

I made this joke when it first came out

I'm in agreement. I've seen a lot of 80s/early 90s action movies, and u know that shit got A+ delicious tits, and these still the best

Because they are, if you look at older Playboy pics they're a bit smaller.

She's a 34D now apparently, don't know if she still has them.. she kinda stopped doing nudity after this movie I think.

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>They're really soft

I had a lucid dream where I touched many tits and they all were hard in the middle
I have never touched irl

There's a few contenders there

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Beautiful fucking tits

Sweet Jesus. I don't know who half of these women are, but my dick sure does.

I enjoy breasts.

you detected breast tumors

>No Ricci
FUCK YOU

WORST THREAD OF ALL TIME

EAT MY DONG

Who is second column from the left third row down

Shit.
I better let them know the next time I have a lucid dream

>I will never suckle a pair IRL
Kill me bros.

Laura Surrich in Spartacus

missing Just One Of The Guys

Underage faggot, eat ass

Who is that right to the left of Kate Winslet?

based user helping out dream women find breast cancer tumors, you probably saved some lives

>One of these pairs of tits will try and save you, the rest will try and kill you, who do you choose

Those tits never stop being amazing

Sure come here

For posterity, I prefer the blank clean one myself.

fuck I cant stand seeing sad birthday pics like these

I showed this image to my grandpa, he didn't know any of them.
I'll inform him his now underage again

I'm not underaged. However, I'll happily eat ass.

I dont know what it is about kiwi girls man

I LOOOVE TIIIIIIIIIITS IM GONNA CUUUUUM

That trio in the top left corner is like a holy trinity of tits

Is it weird that I don't even get a boner naturally anymore? i have to stimulate my dick to get it going

A faggot, has faggot descendants, not surprising.

This is Steven Seagal's greatest contribution to cinema.

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Excellent post muh nigga, just one of the guys bitch got real nice tittays and dude is just like "you're a girl!?" Instead of raping those tits

Sounds like cancer

does it not change with frequency of jerking off

Are you older than 25

Stop watching porn, it will do wonders for you
t. recovering porn addict

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Softer than you'd expect, kinda like a fat belly but less full of tissue.

All girls I've been with had either A or B cups, recently I scored a F cup and while they looked nice and didnt sag much for their size it was kinda underwhelming.

/blog

Honestly I've had a girls tit in my mouth once. It's alright, but it's not really any big deal. It may be my depression talking, but I'm just saying I don't think it's something amazing your missing out on. Don't worry about it.
And yes I'm still a virgin.

They're bags of fat so simlar to an ass but they're softer and more jiggly. Not sure about fake tits though, never touched one but I imagine they're more firm, especially if they were cheaply done.

no. Porn Induced Erectile Dysfunction is very common. you just have to stop masturbating and/or watching porn for 90 days or so

This looks like it should be a roll game.

Reminder that if you looked at this you are going to jail because there are multiple instances of underage girls on there

>I've had a girls tit in my mouth
>it's not really any big deal

Straight out of reddit I see

Woah mama! Who is the third row from the top, second from the left? Those tits are fucking God Tier. It makes me straight again

That depends highly on the tits.

B and C is perfect imo. Most of the girls I've been with have B's which is fine. I'd love to play with some Cs for once though

If you're over 25 this is somewhat to be expected, but also jack off much less and if you can stop watching porn entirely and your dick should be better off for it.

Daddario beats out the competition, easily

>90 days
I can't make it 3 user

who is number 2?

Spartacus bitch. Them fucking Tits

Dumb kike. Enjoy dying alone you tumor. I'm going to fuck my mom

it's been that way my entire life for me

Hunch over, and bring your shoulder forward - with your other hand grab the accumulated fat on your chest there. Congrats, thats pretty much what a female boob feels like. Fairly loose and soft feeling even if a small one.
Also vaginas - exactly the same as the inside of your cheek. Exactly.

>It (2017)

FUCKING FAGS. I watch and jerk off daily and still get boners just thinking about tits and ass AND I still fuck my wife. Sorry you're gay.

>this thread

To be honest she was half black and we didn't actually like each other that much. We weren't in a relationship.

>reddit larping as "le wacky 4channer weirdo guy" again

2nd base is the most underwhelming base

t. Home runner

>still being jewish

You're right, sucking tits by themselves isn't the greatest thing. But popping one in your mouth while she's riding your dick is top tier.

I'm only 21, never had a gf

Much obliged

you can. the urges are really intense at first but go away completely after a week or so. your libido is completely dead during this period and reactivates stronger than before after a few months.

>what do you mean most Chinese people are short? I'm Chinese and I'm tall!

Same. I'm 27 but also hugely desensitized from porn. I'm on the path to wizardhood, but I worry that if I ever try to sleep with a girl I wouldn't be able to get it up

>Also vaginas - exactly the same as the inside of your cheek. Exactly.

Too bad I can't put my dick in my mouth

> 18 year old phoebe cates nudes

> Not her 17 year old nudes

What happened to you Sup Forums.

Although 16 year Olivia Hussey is on there. Is the Swedish slut from the 70's there too?

This so much, boobs are, no hyperbole, far more exciting in your imagination than in real life.

not a single one over 7/10
sad

im not even the same guy from before
theres 2 duded in this thread who think youre an exceptional faggot