Five dollahs goy!

>five dollahs goy!
>p-please

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Samael "Auschwitz" Hydenberg shows his true colouers

hey OP nice pic :^). you should tune into my topical MDE podcast 2nite

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pit >>> MDE

i'm so glad i got banned

It's hard to imagine even twenty people doing it

why are you refusing to shave sam come on

>Sup Forumstards will defend this shit

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>inb4 le 2017 man

Holy shit fuck off you literal reddit-browsing Sup Forumscucks this has nothing to do with Sup Forums

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Million_Dollar_Extreme_Presents:_World_Peace

>makes tens of thousands from national TV program
>makes tens of thousands selling his book
>allegedly makes tens of thousands betting on Trump's win
>$1700 a month in free patreon money (not including Hatreon money)

Yes goys-uh i mean guys, i need mo money for dem youtube vlogs

FORGOTTEN

never forget

GODDAMNIT

HYDE

GO THE FUCK BACK TO MAKING SKITS

YOU STUPID CUNT

Thread isn't about the show and the show has been off the air and canceled for years, fuck off Reddit

2017.... i am.. forgotten.....

I CAN'T AFFORD HEALTH INSURANCE

It's barely been a year.

>implying hydewars isn't an internet-based show
i bet you don't think we should talk about anything on netflix either

>if you're a true fan you will pay me $5 a month, otherwise you are a leech and probably the reason I don't have a show and health insurance.
Is sam Hyde losing touch

why is he in a neck brace now?

his shit got fucked up

he's falling apart. embarassing post.

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Your reddit e-celeb's youtube videos have nothing to do with this board. This faggot literally has nothing to do with television or film and luckily he was blacklisted for being a racist faggot so he won't ever have a reason to be posted here again.

He acts like something is legitimately wrong with him, approaching the point that he's hardly recognizable as Sam Hyde. Is he OK? I know he goes deep in character, but even still.

>"pay up"
how much patreonbux do you think he will lose over this fiasco?

Lmao I'm going to post him just for you buddy.

this

you got pubes on your face

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got his ass beat

lol stay mad faggot

True colouers? It's sad that your comedic senses are so dull that you cannot grasp his genius. All the best comedians have some inner struggle they use to channel their material. In Sam's case, it's his repressed homosexuality.

Tell me, would a straight comedian come up with a hilarious bit like this?

youtube.com/watch?v=FNSan5v3PYw

And have so much inner turmoil that he uses transsexuals as an outlet to deal with his gay demons?

If only you could comprehend how much he suffers for his art, just to make people laugh. It's the least you could do you ungrateful cunt.

youtube.com/watch?v=_TYZodu9G8A

Haha it's ok to shill because he's doing it ironically, you see?

got beat up by a black guy

>when you're fixated on the jews so long that you become a miserly jew
makes you ponder

Instead of bouncing back with great content he let that cuck tim destroy him. Sad.

I liked WP. I never found it funny but it was something diffrent. And the music segmants were great. Shame that this setback comepletely destroyed them. Sam should have brushed that shit off, started an inde go go and made a lower budget WP online. Instead he went full JUST

It's very Kaufmanesque

Imagine being so threatened by Sam that you feel the need to create this b.s. and spam it in every thread.

Interesting that this is the kind of people who are first to call others cucks...

Sam shitting up Sup Forums with his spam is almost as bad as all the Sneed posts. White knighting for him is even more pathetic, the guy's not your friend, he just wants your money and for you to fuck off.

boohoo I make $1700 a month to do nothing

Can't watch this thirty minute video, what's going on? I thought people said he was rich with bitcoins or something

He's desperate

It's far more entertaining than sneed, sweetie.

this is in the description

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The (((important people))) are the ones who watch me for hours on end even though they claim not to like me or think I'm funny, have very strong and refined opinions (that my baby brain can't handle) (that would honestly make them millions if they'd only implement them in the fast-paced world of online comedy), and refuse to shell out $5 a month just on principle (because toys and games are free). Most people would consider cocksucking acid cancer leeches like this to be pure human shit and not even worth kicking in the head if you were dying and raped in an alleyway, but I actually think YOU GUYS ARE THE MOST IMPORTANT FANS!!!!!!

I thought it was just satire at first. Does he really think people are watching him for hours a week? He doesn't produce enough content for that to even be possible.

>starts getting passive aggressive and getting butthurt about people watching his videos but not paying him money
holy shit what an entitled faggot

remember when he made fun of all the people trying to make a living off of youtube? or maybe that was charls

I have no idea about his financial situation, but I can understand his point of wanting payment for product, even if it isn't for the actual dollar amount, but more based on the whole principle of "I make content, so if you really like it, you should sacrifice something (money) in order to consume it." If he were one of the huge YouTubers who made decent money by way of video views/subscribers/whatevers, this feeling would probably be diminished since, as far as I know, simply having video views means decent money so watching is contributing, in a sense. Most content creators legitimately don't care at all about faceless fans who contribute nothing, at least Sam is being upfront about it... Well, upfront in the ironic, bitter, 'saying the opposite of what I mean' way.

fresh OC

heeeeey thats pretty gud

I like how the nose actually fits sam

thx lad
unlike sam hyde i share my OC freely

URRRGGGG
IM SO JACKED
AND ALPHA

based sam inspiring the masses

Holy fuck is he mad.

damn, sam looked like THAT?

how much soy has this lad had?

>you guys watch my content for hours a week
Yeah your old content from 8 fucking years ago and your standup which you haven't worked on in 3 years. Nothing you've done now is worth a damn thing. And why are you acting like working shitty job is pitiful/pathetic? I thought you were above that? Is it because you should have been advancing yourself for the last 10 years but now you're 32 and are back where you started? You couldn't keep your head out of the shallow, topical political bait and said some stupid shit to the wrong person? Don't blame the fans. This video was disrespectful. I guess it was my fault for looking up to you in a way. Goodbye